Douluo: Give Ah Yin Farmyard Fertilizer First
Chapter 2: Don't stop me, I want to be a bear kid
An overgrown boy stood up. He was obviously a lot taller than the surrounding children. It was the Da Zhuang that Duan Yun called just now.
Da Zhuang: "He ran to the back mountain again and was in a daze, sitting there motionless!"
Going to practice again? Really diligent!
"Call him over, and he won't come to listen to the story for free. Isn't it beaten?"
"Yes, boss Duan!"
With that said, Da Zhuang Pidian Pidian ran back to the mountain.
Creak!
The door of the blacksmith's shop opened, and Tang Hao carried a hip flask and glanced out drunkly.
"A group of little kids, while playing... screaming outside my house, making people clean!"
With that, Tang Hao was about to fight, frightening a group of children.
"Slightly!"
Duan Yun spit out his tongue at Tang Hao: "You know that you are bullying a child, and you don't know how to be ashamed!"
"Oh? Do you dare to talk back?"
Tang Hao stepped out of the door.
As a result, before he could take the second step, Duan Yun shouted: "The wind is rushing!"
A group of little kids huffed and ran for tens of meters, only to stop when Tang Hao didn't chase them out.
"Hey...I'm so sad!"
Tang Hao shook his head helplessly, took a sip of wine, and turned back to the house.
Drink, let you drink!
When I get the chance, I will get you a pot of fake wine!
Duan Yun made a grimace, and then asked a little boy to move a rock over and sat down on the rock.
"Well, today I will tell you something about a group of female chivalrous heroes!"
Duan Yun said loudly: "Once in a ravine, there was a sect called Tang's Comprehensive Sect...!"
A little kid raised his hand and said: "Boss Duan, Tang's comprehensive door, what kind of door is it? Is there a strong iron door in my house?"
Duan Yun waved his hand: "Sit down, your question is very deep...Huh? Tang San is back? Just listen to the story together!"
At this time, Da Zhuang had already found Tang San back.
Tang San looked helpless. Although he was a child's body, his soul was an adult. He was cultivating Xuan Yu's hand in the back mountain just now, and he was pulled back by Da Zhuang.
It doesn't matter if he pulled it back, and he got his nose on his body, which was disgusting.
A group of bear kids!
Tang San found a stone and sat down, only intending to deal with it casually, and then left after listening.
Looking at Duan Yun ahead, Tang San gritted his teeth...When he was three years old, he was beaten once by Duan Yun. With his adult soul, it is reasonable to say that he should not be beaten, even if he was beaten. You shouldn't be beaten and cry.
But... Duan Yun used his hand while he was asleep, and he wiped the palm of his hand with green onion juice before he started.
So Tang San cried!
"Boy, don't care about things back then!"
Tang San thought in his heart.
On the other side, Duan Yun was also watching Tang San, but there was another thought in his mind: "Boy, I have to beat you up again, even if you have the soul of an adult, you can still beat it... No one wants to stop me, I must be the kid king."
"In other words, this Tang family comprehensive sect is a sect, and the door is full of legendary soul masters...this sect is also referred to as Tang Sect for short!"
Duan Yun said loudly: "The Sect Master of Tang Sect is a woman who makes a pair of meteor hammers hung around her neck on weekdays. She throws the hammer when she sees people. There is a unique trick called Leim... The most powerful hidden weapon in the world!"
Tangmen?
Tang San was taken aback for a moment, couldn't help but straighten up, but when he heard the content behind Duan Yun, he shook his head helplessly, knowing that he was thinking too much.
"Boss Duan, it turns out that Tang's comprehensive gate is a sect!"
Da Zhuang said: "I've heard of the soul master. Grandpa Jack often said that our village is called the Holy Soul Village because of a soul sage!"
A group of little kids became lively again.
"Meteor hammer? Is it round with thorns on it? Sect Master, with the meteor hammer, still hanging on her neck? It feels so painful!"
"Woo, I'm hungry, I want to eat Meteor Hammer...!"
"Shut up, you have been weaned!"
At this time, Tang San said, "Duan Yun, let's change the story. This is not good, don't talk about Tang Sect!"
Tang Sect had always been the holy place in Tang San's heart. Although he knew that the Tang Sect mentioned by Duan Yun was just a coincidence, Tang San still felt uncomfortable.
"Correct, my name is Tang's Comprehensive Door!"
Duan Yun said: "Okay, Xiao San has spoken, let's change one! Today I will tell you "The Monkey King"...Say there is a powerful soul beast named Monkey King in the world. The place of Huaguoshan!"
"There is a waterfall in Huaguo Mountain and there is a Shuilian Cave behind the waterfall. The other soul beasts said to Monkey King, if he can enter the Shuilian Cave, he will be regarded as the Monkey King!"
"Sun Wukong has a powerful martial arts soul, called the Golden Cudgel. It can be long, short, thick, and thin... I saw him leaping out like a dragon sucking water with a flick of a big stick. Passed through the waterfall and entered the Shuilian Cave!"
"There are treasures in the Shuilian Cave...all delicious, all soul coins!"
With that, Duan Yun turned around and raised his finger to the outside of the village.
"Did you see it? The waterfall outside our village...The waterfall in Huaguo Mountain is similar to that one!"
Hearing this, a group of kiddies' eyes lit up, and one by one looked at the waterfall outside the village.
Tang San patted his head, looking like he was unlovable... Oh my god, I'm really crazy, and I'm here to listen to this with a group of little kids?
Huaguoshan? Water curtain hole? Is it all for food? All soul coins?
Golden Cudgel? Can be long, can be short, can be thick, can be thin...Does the bear child Duan Yun know what he is talking about?
"I really can't listen anymore!" Tang San stood up and wanted to leave.
But at this moment, Duan Yun called out strangely: "Little ones...could you dare to explore with me this afternoon? Go to Shuilian Cave?"
Where does a group of children care so much? Hearing the excitement, he followed up.
"Go, I'm going to Shuiliandong!"
"I have a big stick too!"
"I want soul coins...My mother gave birth to a second child, and the family is almost out of food."
Duan Yun nodded in satisfaction and waved his hand: "After lunch, gather outside the village... Whoever doesn't go, who is a puppy! Tang San, you go too, or else it's a puppy!"
I... hey!
Tang San gave a wry smile, nodded helplessly, and went as he wanted to. It was good to be there to protect these little kids from falling into the water and drowning.
Tang San only thought that Duan Yun loved to cause trouble and was naughty, but how could he think of Duan Yun's deep meaning?
Where is the waterfall outside the village? Others don't know, but Duan Yun knows it very well.
Behind the waterfall, there is really a water curtain cave...It is the place where Tang Hao placed Ah Yin.
But things like drowning people have never happened before. The small lake below the waterfall is very shallow, and the children in the village can swim again, and they often go there to play on weekdays.
"Go to Shuiliandong, Xiong's progress will definitely increase by one level!"
Duan Yun thought in his heart: "Relying on peeing at the door of someone else's house, blocking the chimney can no longer increase the progress of the strongest bear child...you must fight on danger, fight!"
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