Douluo's lucky son

Son of luck, all your wishes will come true and everything will go well, even if you just talk nonsense, it will be possible. Don't ask me about logic, I will eat my logic.
Is Dai Mubai very strong? Look at my thousand-edged magic sword!
Is Zhao Wuji very meaty? Look at my divine weapon, Heavenly Punishment!
Jade Tianheng Thunder and Lightning Dharma King? I'm afraid I don't know my Thor's Hammer!
What to do when playing in a group? Do you know the gap between falling from a god to an undead soldier? Aatrox rules the world!
not enough? What else do you want? Do you know what 1000-7 equals? Do you know what miscellaneous repair means? Do you know if you can give it to me?
Playing in front of me? Go home and live in the mud!
With Emperor Keke in hand, God Shura wants to pass on the inheritance to me, ha! Also worthy? With the system in place, I can aspire to become the world's first God of Time and God of Luck!