Douyin’s entertainment public enemy

Looking around, many rankings, the top ten have the titles of several novels, the prefix is all “reborn”, follow the trend into madness, simply afraid.

Can’t afford to mess with, can’t afford to mess with.

When the idea of “rebirth” just came out, Xiao Leng was also very excited, this idea has been fantasized about by many people, but writing it out, and writing it even more refreshingly, is indeed refreshing.

But anything that goes too far will taste a little.

“I don’t know when this wind will stop…”

Xiao Leng turned to this thought and shook his head.

Never mind.

It’s about me P, or I honestly take out the book.

Click on new books to enter the warehouse.

“Paralysis, and rebirth…”

“Why don’t you die!”

“Hey, this is not a rebirth…, look……… Day, actually kneeling to lick the woman, highly toxic! ”

After shopping around the new book, Xiao Leng only felt tired, and the development of online novels became more and more mature, but for an old bookworm like him, it was even more difficult to find a novel that caught his eyes.

No way, many routines are well known, you just wrote it here, and the text has not yet been written, the old bookworm knows what you will write.

“Alas…”

Xiao Leng sighed and continued to dig in.

“Paralysis, the king spares his life? Now the silly author is becoming more and more perfunctory, can’t you think of a title? ”

Just looking at the title of this book, a sense of parody and frivolity comes to the face.

Not serious at all.

The titles of the web texts in this time and space are all Zheng’er Eight Classics, and the other time and space web texts, the trend of unorthodox titles does not know where to start.

Xiao Leng thought for a while, clicked in, anyway, the book is empty, it doesn’t hurt to take a look.

“The Great King Spares His Life”

Pseudonym: Fusu

Then there is the introduction, Xiao Leng looks at it casually.

“You may not believe it, I started a genre.”

Simple and simple sentences, but the tone is boundless.

But not even a little “selling point” and plot structure were revealed.

Xiao Leng laughed angrily, is this author trying to rush to the street?

Only the great god dares to play like this, which makes the author look like a newcomer.

However, the Chinese people have a magical power.

It’s called — it’s coming.

Therefore, even though he was no longer interested, he still clicked into the text and looked at it with a sneer.

Gee, pioneering the genre?

He really wanted to see what kind of pioneering it was!

Swish!

The picture turned, and Xiao Leng looked at it.

At the beginning of the text, outline the situation of the protagonist in a short sentence.

It turns out that the protagonist is a doctor, and from the side description and the psychological activities of others, it seems to be very poisonous.

But how poisonous the tongue is, has not been described positively, and lacks realism, such as a castle in the air.

Such literary techniques, mostly found in traditional literature, as well as Hong Kong and Taiwan martial arts novels, are not pleasing in online novels.

The picture turns again.

The protagonist has officially appeared.

In the ward.

The protagonist carries a case, and a middle-aged man patient lies on the hospital bed.

The cause is because of excessive smoking, coupled with often staying up late, resulting in minor problems with the liver and lungs.

The protagonist looked at the patient and said with a serious face: “Fortunately, you came to the hospital for examination as soon as you found out the condition, if it is later…”

This serious tone made the middle-aged patient’s heart tighten, and he had a sense of foreboding.

Am I already dead?

He trembled: “Late, what’s wrong with a little later?” ”

The protagonist suddenly laughed and said, “A little later, I’ll leave work.” ”

The patient’s expression at that time was this: “……… ⊙０⊙！ ”

I was confused on the spot!

Burst!

With this divine twist, Xiao Leng almost laughed.

Whether it is a poisonous tongue or not, I can’t see it, but it is indeed very skinny.

He was a little tired for the patient, and he broke out in a cold sweat for no reason.

The protagonist looked down at the case, frowned, and stopped talking.

Paralysis.

In the hospital, the most fearful thing is to see the doctor stop talking.

Probably nothing!

The patient said with a bitter face: “Doctor, what’s wrong again?” ”

The protagonist frowned: “You smoke a lot every day? ”

The patient said, “Hmm. ”

The protagonist asks, “How many packs per day?” ”

The middle-aged patient said, “Three packs.” ”

The protagonist nodded and said, “How much is each package?” ”

The middle-aged patient replied, “20 yuan.” ”

The protagonist’s brow furrowed deeper: “How long have you been smoking?” ”

The middle-aged patient said, “30 years.” ”

The protagonist said: “So, over the years, you have spent 21,900 cigarettes a year. ”

The middle-aged patient smiled and said, “Correct.” ”

“I’ll do the math for you.”

The protagonist said: “21900 in 1 year, regardless of inflation, you have spent a total of 657000 smoking in the past 30 years, right?” ”

“Hmm.”

So?

The middle-aged patient was quite puzzled.

What is the purpose of settling this account?

Even Xiao Leng was puzzled and looked down quietly.

The protagonist looked at the patient and said, “You know what? If you don’t smoke, put the money in a high-interest savings account at a compounding rate. You can buy a Ferrari now. ”

The patient does not like to hear this.

The middle-aged patient hehe: “Doctor, do you smoke?” ”

The protagonist shook his head: “No. ”

The middle-aged patient suddenly said excitedly: “What about the Ferrari that paralyzes you?” ”

The protagonist was curious: “What about parking downstairs, what?” ”

Middle-aged patient: “…”

Xiao Leng: “(⊙… ⊙)”

Looking at the protagonist’s natural little eyes, the middle-aged patient gradually couldn’t laugh: “No… It’s okay, I’ll ask. ”