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“Paralysis, 6 ah, hahaha!”

Xiao Leng couldn’t help but be amused and laughed.

The sudden commotion flashed his waist.

He couldn’t help but feel embarrassed and panicked for the middle-aged patient.

Needless to say, he really raised his interest.

Just looking at the first three or four pages, the narrative is unhurried, and the language is humorous and not frivolous, especially when I see others choked by the protagonist, the picture is really coke.

Xiao Leng was enthusiastic and continued to look down.

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The middle-aged patient was silent for a long time, seeing that the doctor was young and handsome, and there was a Ferrari parked in the garage, and he couldn’t help but sigh: “Doctor, there must be many girls pursuing you when you are young and promising, right?” ”

The protagonist is not happy: “You may not believe it, I generally don’t drive Ferrari, I usually drive an Alto casually, but are there fewer girls chasing me?” ”

Sighing, the protagonist said meaningfully: “You may not be able to soak a good girl in a good car, in fact, the material gold worship girl is still a very small part, the key is whether the man can really read her and love her like a child…”

The middle-aged patient lowered his head in shame, his own ideological realm was actually not comparable to a young man.

Ashamed!

At this time, the protagonist smiled and said: “I have been driving Alto for five years, and the good girls who have soaked in the bubble can’t remember exactly, and they are also very happy and sincere when they sit on my Alto.”

Some girls also asked me with concern: “Why don’t you drive your Ferrari.” ”

Burst!

The middle-aged patient had a wooden face, originally thought it would be a bowl of fragrant chicken soup, but he expected that it would be a bowl of arsenic, and Nima’s, it was still gluttonous… Hungry.

Poison, poison him!

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Hong Kong Zhen, Xiao Leng was also poisoned, Malgobi, actually “poisoned” in an upright manner, this author is not riding a skin shrimp?

But somehow, he is faintly and a little, although very poisonous, but also a little funny, and under this hippie surface, there is a thick reality.

It is precisely because of reality that people will be poisoned, otherwise they will only be treated as gibberish.

Keep reading.

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The middle-aged patient was already frightened and hurriedly went through the discharge procedures.

And as he left, the protagonist was about to go home from work to eat, and a voice actually sounded out of thin air in his mind.

Mechanical sounds.

“Ding!”

A system has emerged that seems to have successfully awakened the system so far in the protagonist’s life, a total of 9,999 times.

This system, as long as the protagonist can make people generate negative energy, or “confused”, can get a kind of points, which can be exchanged for some supernatural items.

System?

Xiao Leng frowned, although this “thing” is a little fresh, and the terrier that can be exchanged for supernatural items also makes his eyes light up, but why do you want this thing in an urban daily humorous article?

It seems a bit redundant.

Turning these thoughts, Xiao Leng frowned and continued to look down, to see how the author planned to round back.

If the circle doesn’t come back, well, the novel will collapse.

You know, the old bookworm reads urban literature, the most annoying thing is that the protagonist gets a superpower, and then the originally ordinary city, a large number of cows, ghosts, snakes and gods appear, what immortal cultivation, special abilities.

For the old bookworm, this is a poisonous spot.

In his opinion, the so-called setting that can be exchanged for supernatural items is the author’s preparation for the “bull, ghost, snake and god” later.

“Alas, I hope a good book will not collapse.”

Xiao Leng looked down with a look of gain and loss, and at a glance, he was a little confused.

Yes, this author does not play cards according to the routine, where to use foreshadowing, supernatural events one after another remove a little mystery.

On the way to the garage, the protagonist took his mobile phone to brush Weibo and forums.

Some posts described some of the bizarre events they saw, but were deleted after a while.

Some “supernatural videos” on Weibo were also quickly mysterious 404.

And so on.

The psychological activities of the protagonist explain these from the side, it turns out that these strange events have occurred frequently in recent months, and even some foreign social platforms have frequently burst out “mysterious events”.

The efficiency of deleting “harmony” is so high, only the state can intervene.

Stepping out of the elevator, the whispers of two nurses passing by.

It seems that in recent days, at three o’clock in the middle of the night in the morgue, there will always be oozing and mournful songs, and the security guards on duty are too scared to go to work.

Invisibly, the side brings out a mysterious atmosphere.

Xiao Leng’s eyes lit up, and in two words, he had left a deep foreshadowing, and this strange “mysterious event” seemed to have affected the whole world.

What is it?

He believes that leaving so much ink behind cannot be useless, and it is absolutely foreshadowing.

And that system, if there is no accident, should be the protagonist’s golden finger.

And this golden finger can not let the protagonist get something for nothing, on the contrary, the protagonist is always to scare people, which can be said to be tailor-made.

Page.

Turn the page again.

I’ve seen the third chapter, which is titled: A Little Test

Xiao Leng’s eyes lit up, the protagonist is going to “scare people”?

He quickly couldn’t wait to look at it.

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The protagonist drives a Ferrari and is about to go home, but on the way he encounters traffic police to strictly investigate drunk driving.

Finally, it’s the protagonist’s turn.

The traffic policeman came over, took a machine and said: “Comrade, blow it.” ”

As long as you are a normal person, you should always know what to blow.