Douyin’s entertainment public enemy

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Radio building, in the office.

“Haha, the show starts again tonight.”

“Paralysis, hurry up and get off work!”

“I’m kind of looking forward to Lily’s new song.”

“New song? How are you sure that Lily will be original? ”

Exciting discussions arose one after another, and many colleagues looked impatient.

Su Shaoqing smiled and buried her head in sorting out the documents, when Sister Liu’s words came from her ears: “Shouldn’t you be free again tonight?” ”

“Hey, you’re amazing, you know that.”

Sister Liu rolled her eyes, her expression was not unexpected, and she said again: “Tomorrow, all of our literary and art channels will have a holiday to participate in the Yinglian Conference, among these of us, you have the best literary style, but you have to fight for everyone, he…”

“This… It depends. Su Shaoqing vaguely coped with the past.

She had understood the couplet of Huaxia in this world before, and some of the couplets in her previous life had no trace, and she really didn’t have confidence.

After all, I have never studied the Eight Classics seriously.

“By the way, what are you going to talk about today’s show?”

Su Shaoqing raised his head slightly: “You shouldn’t ask me, you should ask the audience.” ”

Sister Liu thought about it.

Well, nothing wrong.

It’s all about meeting the audience, so there is no prior sorting and preparing content.

Time passes slowly. 887

Two o’clock.

In the live broadcast room, a clear laughter slowly echoed.

“Hello everyone, welcome to this program, I am the host Su Shaoqing…”

Just after finishing his opening remarks, a ringtone crossed his ears.

“Bell bell bell!”

Su Shaoqing raised her eyebrows: “Let’s listen to the first call together… Hey, noble surname? ”

“My name is Xiaokai!” Xiao Kai asked excitedly: “Su Yiyi, did you write a martial arts novel called Meteor Butterfly Sword?” ”

Su Shaoqing said, “Yes, have you seen it?” ”

“Of course! It’s so good-looking, it’s different from any martial arts novel on the market, there is no national righteousness, no national righteousness. Only the sinister rivers and lakes, the rivers and lakes of Xiao killing. No verbosity, no conventionality, I was simply impressed to the kneel! ”

Xiao Kai was full of praise.

Listening to Su Shaoqing, he smiled and felt comfortable.

Hey, this silly child, tell the truth.

“Hey, hey, hey…”

Su Shaoqing’s oozing demonic laughter came from the live broadcast room.

Xiao Kai said excitedly: “Really! What I like the most is the dialogue inside, I feel that everyone is super cool and pretending, I like it so much! ”

Thumbs up.

Some people in the comment area were half-convinced.

“I didn’t expect Su Yiyi to really write.”

“Is it really that good-looking?”

“This damn woman, she doesn’t give a word of notice when she sends a book, she doesn’t care if it’s good or not, she will always support it.”

Xiao Kai had already hung up the phone.

“Bell bell…”

Connected, a clear voice said: “Su Yiyi, what is your novel called?” ”

“Meteor Butterfly Sword.”

“The title is good, but is it really that greasy? Besides, what does it mean that the dialogue is super cool and super pretentious? I don’t understand a little. ”

Su Shaoqing shook her head and smiled, she could understand, after all, before reading Gu Long’s novel, it was really difficult to understand how the dialogue in the novel should continue to be “pretending” and “cold”

That’s not going to be written down at all!

Moreover, it is not an occasional paragraph, but the whole text.

Su Shaoqing pondered for a moment, and suddenly said, “How about I show everyone it?” ”

“Okay!” The man nodded gladly.

Many listeners also came to be a little interested.

Of course, they are not curious about the so-called “novel dialogue” style, but because whenever the host speaks, or seems to tell jokes, he is usually very high-energy.

Will there be an exception this time?

Sister Liu also stared at Su Shaoqing closely, her face was a little surprised, she didn’t expect that this guy actually wrote a book quietly, and it seemed to have been published.

“Ahem…”

Su Shaoqing cleared her throat and muttered: “Slowly said:”

Yesterday I went to buy cigarettes, bought a bag of 20, gave the boss 50, looked for me 40, I pretended not to know, put it in my pocket and left, did not go far The boss shouted to me: Your cigarette did not take!

I shed tears of emotion and took out ten dollars to the boss: You found me ten dollars more.

The boss also left tears of emotion: Young man, bring the cigarette, I’ll change a pack for you.

Smoking the cigarette that the boss newly changed to me, the pure taste couldn’t help but move me again: boss, bring the 50 just now, I’ll change it for you!

The boss took the 50 and was moved again: Young man, give me the money that was looking for you just now, and I will change it for you.

After receiving the boss’s money to find me again, I was also moved again and took out a mobile phone from my pocket: Boss, return the mobile phone to you.

The boss burst into tears and trembled and took out a wallet: Young man, return the wallet to you.

At this time, I couldn’t hold it anymore, threw myself on the ground and hugged the boss’s thigh and cried: “Brother, you go to the hotel 304 next door and bring your elementary school daughter home!”

The boss was shocked when he heard this, sighed, turned back to the small shop and shouted: Red apricots, don’t hide, come out and go back with your husband!

I looked at the woman who came out of the store in surprise, shook my head lightly and said, “Brother, you can use this medicine.”

Taking the penicillin I handed over, the boss lowered his head in shame after reading the manual and said: Forget it, I don’t need this medicine, I am an HIV carrier, the little brother can’t stop! ”

She spoke very seriously, with a voice and color, imitating the vicissitudes of the boss’s tone, and sometimes cutting back to a clear young voice.

The tone, rhythm, and mood are extremely masterful.

But.

The audience was stunned, and then burst into laughter.

“Lying groove, it’s a routine!”

“It’s full of calculations!”

“……… Brain circuits are different from ordinary people…”

“What about the most basic trust between people?”

A fart who buys cigarettes actually gives the whole Infernal Affairs a sense of déjà vu, intrigue, and all kinds of drag racing turns, which is breathtaking.

6！

They thought it was gone.

The man was about to speak, and suddenly, Su Shaoqing continued to speak: “AIDS?

My heart instantly cooled to the freezing point, but the sincerity of the boss made him warm like never before, I said: Brother, I almost did something I regret for life! Truth be told, the ointment is not penicillin, it is dichlorvos!

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