Douyin’s entertainment public enemy

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The boss pondered for a moment, the tears in the corners of his eyes had not yet dried, he closed his eyes and looked up to the sky and sighed: Little brother, in fact, I am not sick at all, your honesty is really touching, I really damn it!

I was overjoyed, rubbed the tip of my sour nose, and said: Boss, don’t be like this, I should die! In fact, your girlfriend is not next door, I lied to you.

The boss waved his hand and said: Little brother, it’s okay, it’s okay, and, if you look closely, this is not your wife at all, and your wife is not called red apricot ah!

I suddenly realized, a warm current coiled in my heart: Haha, brother, in fact, I don’t have anything in my wallet, I just picked it up on the side of the road.

I took out my wallet and shook it in front of him, and the boss said: Little brother, that mobile phone is just a model, don’t believe you see.

He pulled out his phone, and the monitor was just a piece of colored paper. We looked at each other, sobbed softly by each other’s touches, and I said in a thick nasal voice: Brother, in fact, the fifty yuan given to you later is also fake!

The boss shook his head slightly, and a drop of crystal tears fell to the ground: Little brother, finding your change is actually … Alas, take it, I’ll change it for you.

My tears were like bursting, on the blurred retina, he bent his body slightly in the cash box carefully rummaging, I finally couldn’t help it, said: Brother, in fact, I don’t know how to smoke at all, I came to use fake money!

The old brother patted me on the shoulder and whispered: Little brother, it’s not a secret, in fact, this is not ~ my little shop… ”

It’s over.

Hiss!

The man took a cold breath and was shocked: “Lie in the groove! This – logic, shock! ”

Many listeners became more and more confused the more they listened, the more they felt that their IQ was not enough, and at the same time, they felt creepy about the routines of this world.

“6 to fly, really kneel!”

“This time, this conversation is God! It’s a brain hole throughout! ”

“Hahaha peak circuit turn eighteen turns.”

“Chen Duxiu, you sit down and eat an orange first.”

One by one, they were amazed, and they were simply impressed. These conversations are layered and engaging! , and echoes end-to-end.

Nima: Isn’t this a perfect score essay?

At the same time, his interest in Su Shaoqing’s martial arts novel was extremely curious for a while.

Even if you tell a joke like this, can Nima’s novel still be like this?

Aren’t you afraid that brain cells will die?

If the dialogue is all this “semi-neurotic”, they really can’t imagine it.

God logic, God turn, this car is driving too fast, they really want to dig out her head to see how different it is.

Su Shaoqing smiled and did not speak, this paragraph, but I saw it in the post bar in my previous life, and many Tieba netizens took it down, and my brain was open.

Speaking of Solitaire, suddenly, a bell rang.

“Hehe, hey, I haven’t seen you for a long time!” It was a man with an accent, and there was an inexplicable sense of familiarity.

Su Shaoqing pondered for a moment and tentatively said, “Are you…?” ”

“Remember when we used Solitaire together? I’m just pinching a nonsense! ”

“Oh!!!”

Su Shaoqing suddenly realized and said with a smile: “Haha, I remembered, you are Mr. Liu.” ”

“Yes, yes, yes!” Mr. Liu nodded excitedly.

Some of the audience looked strange and forbidden, and they remembered it.

Isn’t it the “embarrassment” time?

What is he calling again?

Mr. Liu said loudly: “Last time I lost to you, I was very uncomfortable. Let’s compare again, how! ”

Su Shaoqing spread her hands: “I don’t have an opinion, then it’s up to you to start.” ”

“Broad, that’s from the last time.”

Mr. Liu thought for a while, finally remembered, and said, “Heart to heart.” ”

Su Shaoqing said, “The seal thief is the father.” ”

“Father hurts.”

Su Shaoqing snorted: “What do you want?” ”

Despite his preparations, Mr. Liu still had a headache when he heard this thick and fierce response.

Drip.

“Grievances from Mr. Liu 6”

The audience was also crying and laughing.

Mr. Liu was not embarrassed, endured the desire to complain, and said: “The earth is heavenly.” ”

Su Shaoqing was stunned for a moment before he reacted that it was “the earth is old and the sky is desolate” and said, “Fang Xing is impatient.” ”

“Endure to survive.”

Su Shaoqing said weakly, “Save monk snowflakes.” ”

Mr. Liu laughed proudly and said, “Flowers are mixed and strong.” ”

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Su Shaoqing: “…”

Well, she can’t have fun anymore, and it’s not okay to play like this.

“I lost and lost, awesome, social society.”

“Hey, hey, hey.”

Mr. Hu Jianliu hung up the hotline proudly.

The audience laughed.

“Suang hit 666.”

“Hahaha, the old brother is stable, and the intestines are all smiling!”

“It’s so funny that I can’t take care of myself.”

“Are you Hu Jianren or Bei Pao!”

“I thought you came to Hei Northeast, but I found that you still blacked Hu Jian in the end. (Dog head)”

The atmosphere is fiery and thoroughly set off.

But at this time, the call was like a voice like a funeral.

…………………..

Male.

“Host, I’m so tired, I’m so angry, grass!!!”

There was a thick anger in the deep voice, and a helplessness of grief and indignation.

Su Shaoqing pondered for a moment and said, “Can you tell me about your sadness?” ”

“I’m green by my girlfriend.”

Su Shaoqing opened her mouth: “This…” There was a faint pity in his eyes.

The man said bitterly, “My girlfriend is cheating physically, but I love her very much!” I chose to forgive her, but every time I thought about it, my mind was full of images of her sleeping with someone else. Very angry, unacceptable, but really reluctant, host you say what should I do? ”

Falling in love with a wild horse with a prairie on your head is a sad story.

The audience could only observe a moment of silence, and did not want to say cool words to irritate him.

Su Shaoqing pondered: “Flesh cheating? ”

She is a little confused, since the flesh is cheating, but also divided into spirit and body?

Of course, she also figured out some meaning.

“Host, what do you say? Give me an idea. ”

Before Su Shaoqing could speak, many listeners had already withheld in the comment area.

“Break up!”

“Don’t hesitate, don’t be reluctant.”

“Big-breasted brother, cheating is addictive, divide it, really.”

They are all persuading him to break up immediately and break up immediately. Some even have bad ideas.

Regardless of the point, when the long-term free gun mount, anyway, is not marital power. _

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