Earthy Superstar

The movie Liu Xiaohua is currently making is called "Journey to the West", which is an action comedy film written and produced by Zhou Xingxing and directed by Old Monster Xu. Leading actors, Li Tiezhu is very familiar, Wu Yifan, Lin, etc., and a basketball player.

But too much is that Liu Xiaohua shaved her head and played the sand sculpture king in the play, who is also the red boy, and the shape is too sharp.

When Li Tiezhu saw the stills of Liu Xiaohua sent by Song Zhuer, he was shocked. My sister was really so ugly and earth-shattering! When she came back, she was forced to be crippled by Aunt Liu! Moreover, Xiao Hua is fat again?

It shows that the food on this crew is pretty good!

Li Tiezhu looked up at the starry sky forty-five degrees, and the surrounding villagers pushed their cups and changed their cups while drinking Wuliangye while cursing:

"Couldn't the old Li's wine be crooked, Wuliangye is so terrible?"

The second uncle next door immediately slapped the table and gave the final word: "You know a hammer! Wuliangye! It is so ugly, it is called Wuliangye? The wild boar can't eat fine chaff! You like to drink or not, and if you don't drink it, let Laozi roll it. !"

The second uncle was the first man in the village who could afford to drive a tractor. Although he himself would not back up into the warehouse and crush dozens of chickens and ducks to death, his prestige was very high. Instantly suppressed a group of chattering villagers.

Li Tiezhu had already eaten and drank enough, sitting on the steps of the newly built two-story rough villa, watching the full 30 tables of seats in the courtyard dam and Tian dam lively.

In a few days, I will report to Nortel.

I'm afraid that those old ladies and old ladies who face the loess and back to the sky in this ravine can't imagine that they can make 16 million in one and a half months of concerts, right?

This, after tax, the income after the company has been divided, has already been credited.

The weather was so hot that Li Tiezhu's vision began to drift. It was not that he had drunk too much, but the steam on the ground refracted the light.

Looking at the shape of the small villa again, Li Tiezhu's heart was running 10,000 divine beasts, so I followed the small villa I bought in Shochikuer, Kyoto, and took photos in various directions for your reference. The result was repaired like this?

Bear it!

The old man seems quite proud, what can a son say? The villagers also kept applauding, and Li Fugui was even boundless.

Li Tiezhu watched the second uncle and the third uncle carry his own drunk old man back to the house to rest, and then Li Tiegen and Li Tieji, who were naked, walked in front of him.

Li Tiezhu: "What are you doing?"

The twins looked at each other, one took out the firecrackers they had picked up, and the other took out a lighter they hadn't stolen from somewhere, lit the firecrackers and threw them at Li Tiezhu.

Unfortunately, Li Tiegen slipped his hands in a panic and threw it on his younger brother.

Bang!

The tragic cry resounded through the sky.

Li Tiezhu hugged his head with both hands, and muttered, "It's so accurate, talent."

The second aunt ran over carrying the pole, and first hit Li Tieji, who was crying on the ground holding Jiji, until she stopped crying, and pointed at Li Tiegen and said: "If you blow up your brother, you Cut it out and put it on him!"

Li Tiegen clutched Ji Ji and said stubbornly: "If you want Ji Er, you won't get it, there will be one!"

Bang bang bang...

Her **** was swollen, and the second aunt lost her pole, smiled and went back to continue serving soup and vegetables.

In any case, Li Tiezhu was very happy when he returned to his hometown to take a seat. This was a sense of accomplishment, which he didn't care about, but his father and Aunt Liu did.

Another day, Li Tiezhu returned to Shudu and changed jobs for the old man.

First, Li Tiezhu bought a piece of six walnuts and went to the little prince's house. Then, he and the little prince went to the principal's house, followed closely, and followed the principal to a leader of the district education bureau.

Ahem...

It stands to reason that the job of a high school doorman will not disturb the high-level leaders, but the leader naturally knows how to consider it for the leader. In the end, it was approved by the district leaders:

Li Fugui was able to teach his sons well, and won glory for the Xth Middle School in Shudu, and because the doorman Han was at the age of receiving pensions, he made a job rotation...

Li Tiezhu blushed a little at the beginning, feeling that he could not do it honestly, and robbed others of their jobs.

I don’t know that Old Han will not let go of Li Tiezhu’s hand: "From...from when you gave me a bag of big front door in the first year of high school, I knew that you are amazing! You must be very yellow, unlike Fatty Qin who only knows thugs... ...You are different..."

Retire early and get money, it's very fragrant.

You don't need to guard the gate anymore. I want to go fishing, and I want to go shopping in the alleys. This one is the object of Qin Tao's treat. Of course, he didn't get the invitation in the end.

Li Tiezhu couldn't search like Qin Tao. He kissed Uncle Han to eat Chuanchuanxiang. After drinking two glasses of wine, he asked him to teach his old man the tricks of work, and then let him go.

In this way, Li Fugui became a glorious doorman of X Middle School in Shudu.

After Aunt Liu found out, she was so happy.

Li Tiezhu was not ashamed of this!

What's wrong with finding a relationship?

This is really my father!

After the matter was settled, it was August 26.

Li Tiezhu packed his luggage, and after bidding farewell to the old man, Aunt Liu and Xiao Tiedan, he was about to head to the East China Sea.

For two reasons, one is that there are still a lot of things to pack in the East China Sea, such as Xiao Jiu who is waiting to be fed, and the other is that before school starts, he has to participate in the recording of "Infinite Challenge". This is a matter of agreeing to Huang Lei and Fang Bo.

In addition, I also went to Hengdian to visit the class to see Liu Xiaohua and Song Zhuer, and comforted the aggrieved Lengba.

Li Tiezhu came to Hengdian in the afternoon.

After comforting Lengba for two hours, she successfully comforted her and cried three times. Don’t hold back if something is uncomfortable, just cry out!

Li Tiezhu is still very good at easing emotions, of course, his technique is a bit irritable.

In the familiar Hengdian B&B where the fish soup has been cooked, Li Tiezhu said, "I suddenly have a problem."

Lengba wiped her tears: "You said."

"What happened to you and Zhao Liya? You must be in touch, right?"

"Hehe... I won't tell you."

"Um?"

"I can't tell you, I'm endlessly smashing the rabbits. You wait and see!"

"What's the matter with Song Zhuer? I was going to go to their crew first, why did she let me come to you first?"

"Why go to see her first?"

"I... my old man asked me to bring her something."

"Okay! I guess the boxer with Erha, she lost, I won."

"What do you mean?"

Li Tiezhu looked blank, have you seen it? Also guess the box.

Lengba took out her mobile phone from under her pillow and lay on Li Tiezhu to show him the chat history between her and Song Zhuer. She actually guessed using the guessing box in the WeChat emoji package, saying who won Li Tiezhu and who should go first.

This is...too friendly.

Early the next morning, Li Tiezhu left breakfast for Lengba's sister, and took his luggage to the crew of "Journey to the West".

The crew is filming in front of a small thatched building. It is said that this is the first scene of the movie, where the four masters and apprentices appeared.

After Li Tiezhu followed the staff in, he saw bald Liu Xiaohua sitting on the rocking chair eating grapes, with Erlang's legs tilted, and a large parasol on his head.

Others are working under the scorching sun, busy, but she is very leisurely.

In the distance, Old Monster Xu was talking to Lin. Zhou Xingxing wore a sun hat as usual and watched some clips taken before from behind the monitor.

Li Tiezhu walked over and threw a bag to Liu Xiaohua, which was all her clothes and snacks.

Liu Xiaohua: "Didn't you come yesterday? You just came today?"

Li Tiezhu: "You take care of Laozi."

Liu Xiaohua: "Eat grapes?"

Li Tiezhu leaned down and knocked Liu Xiaohua's bald head, making a hollow sound.

Suddenly a mandarin voice sounded that was not too "acceptable": "Who is that? Who is bullying Xiaohua there?"

Li Tiezhu turned his head and saw Zhou Xingxing frowning as he walked over.

Zhou Xingxing: "Oh, Li Tiezhu, I agree to let you come in to visit the class. Don't mess around here. It's impossible to bully my actors. Do you know?"

Li Tiezhu was a little fictitious: "Master Xing, I didn't bully her, I treat her well."

Liu Xiaohua slumped in the rocking chair: "Lao Zhou, go ahead and do your work. Your filming efficiency is too low. When I wait until my flowers are gone, when will I be acting?"

Li Tiezhu shouted, "Speak to Master Star."

Zhou Xingxing: "Who told you to make a loud noise on my set?"

Li Tiezhu: "I... I was wrong."

Zhou Xingxing left a little uncomfortable now, and before leaving, he said to Liu Xiaohua: "Listen to the director. When you shoot your part, he has the final say. I can't help it."

Li Tiezhu was a little embarrassed. He looked at Liu Xiaohua. The rumors on the Internet are not fake? What is the principle? Liu Xiaohua's Law of Conservation?

Liu Xiaohua handed the grapes and said, "It's very sweet, let's try it."

Li Tiezhu looked next to him. Sure enough, Master Xing glanced at him, but had no choice but to refuse: "I don't eat! Real men never eat grapes. So what, what about Songzhuer?"

Liu Xiaohua said: "I went to make-up. I didn't have her role in the scene recently, but she often took the initiative to apply for a runaway~www.readwn.com~ This is called an actor! What about you? Just here, why don't you go?"

"Lao Zhou doesn't want me to play tricks."

"Why?"

"He said he wanted me to lie down like this every day with delicious food and drink. This is called looking for feelings and becoming self-willed on the set. Self-willedness is the positioning of my role."

"No wonder other people are so busy, Master Xing and Director Xu still indulge you so much."

"Yeah, they said that I am a newcomer, don't rush to play tricks or something, first develop your own role status."

"Then how are you adjusting now?"

Liu Xiaohua stood up, put aside the fruit plate, went to the side and brought a small horse to Li Tiezhu and walked back: "No feeling, Master Xing said this is because I was used to being beaten by my mother. I have never been self-willed. It's too cunning."

Li Tiezhu sat down: "Puff..."

Liu Xiaohua continued to eat grapes: "What are you laughing at?"

"Nothing, does Star Master have any misunderstandings about you?"

"why would you say so?"

"You are not enough...Yes, you also have good times."

Li Tiezhu saw Master Xing approaching again and quickly changed his words. I don't know why, but Li Tiezhu is always guilty when he sees Master Xing.

Zhou Xingxing adjusted the angle of the sun umbrella because Liu Xiaohua had just been exposed.

After picking it up, he said to Li Tiezhu: "What's the matter with you? The sun is coming in, can't you see it?"

Li Tiezhu: "I..."

Master Xing said to Liu Xiaohua: "Don't be exposed to the sun, you have to be white and fat to be cute, which king is dark?"