Earthy Superstar

Lu Yu: "Why should I raise fish in the bathtub? The bathtub is a place to soak!"

Li Tiezhu: "Then why do we grow food in the yard, the yard is where we live."

Lu Yu: "But you can't afford to eat."

Li Tiezhu: "Who told you that we can't afford to eat? We are just poor and have no money to spend. If you have money-bearing trees, I will not only plant them in the yard, but also on my ancestral grave! Good luck!"

Lu Yu: "But, I heard that I couldn't afford to eat before the land was contracted out."

Li Tiezhu: "I was born in 1998."

Lu Yu: "Wow..."

Li Tiezhu: "Have you never been to the countryside?"

Lu Yu: "Yes, how do you know? Are the sanitary conditions in your rural areas particularly poor? Don't pay much attention to personal hygiene?"

Li Tiezhu: "Yes! We take a bath once a year, and every family raises a dog. When we take a bath, the dog gets wet and rubs its back! We will raise it next year after rubbing dead. Clothes are never washed. First, we can't afford washing powder. , The second is that the washing machine will break down."

Lu Yu: "Really? I don't believe it!"

Li Tiezhu: "If you don't believe me, do you still ask an egg? Don't ask questions about the countryside. You don't understand! You can see that you can ask, just like a three-year-old child asking his grandfather, I can eat candied haws the size of your head. Grandpa can only say, eat, eat two! Because he knows that this grandson doesn't understand anything, and the questions he asks are naive and playful, and grandpa doesn't bother to explain."

Lu Yu: "Wow..."

There was a burst of laughter from the audience, Li Tiezhu was still so sharp!

Unpretentious and sharp... the only one.

Barrage:

"The big head baby lacks common sense!"

"Li Tiezhu is only nineteen. How miserable can he be in the countryside as a child? No matter how much he can't afford to eat."

"Brother Seriously scolded someone!"

"Where do you curse? Isn't it telling the truth?"

"Indeed, this grandson doesn't understand anything!"

"I am so special, who would say that Tie Zhu's IQ is low, I am anxious with him!"

"Is this something a fool can say?"

"How can you be a fool to write so many classic songs?"

"Genius is always different."

"Who told me that if you have a big head, you are smart? Look at it for yourself."

"Lu Yu feels his head is bigger."

Li Tiezhu is not born to say that, in fact, he is still a stupid person, how can he have a system! When Lu Yu's questions and attitude were obviously "unfriendly", the "Mind Harm Skill" was automatically activated.

After Li Tiezhu said, "Grandpa doesn't bother to explain," the scene fell into an awkward silence again.

When it was broadcast, the picture turned and Lu Yu’s only son stated: “It can be seen that Li Tiezhu would be very aggressive when the topic involves his tragic childhood! However, this just proves his failure. Easy, so even if he is not friendly at times, I try to be tolerant. Also, I try to find some topics that make him confident and happy."

Barrage Tucao:

"What's wrong with your station, right?"

"This forced interpretation is no one, Li Tiezhu has no problem."

"Big head is really cheating."

"This show turned out to be a comedy show..."

"Look at this host, you know, he doesn't know how to be polite at all."

"Especially the interview with Zhou Xingxing..."

"Huh? Lu Yu> Zhou Xingxing> Li Tiezhu> Lu Yu?"

"Mutual restraint!"

"It depends on whether Brother Zheng Jing can smash the big head in this issue."

In fact, the scene was cold for a long time, Lu Yu didn't know what to say, and was a little unhappy when he was taken aback.

Li Tiezhu didn't feel anything. He peeled another orange and ate it, which was a bit sour.

The audience was too embarrassed.

The on-site director raised several teleprompter boards to relieve Lu Yu.

By the time it aired, all the cold spots were cut off, and Lu Yu smiled again and said: "You are the star I have interviewed, the star with the shortest debut time. Generally I only interview big names, old artists, etc. . Do you know why I want to interview you? I personally called for you."

Li Tiezhu: "Is it because the ratings of the programs are too bad? Many programs invite me because of this. I can increase the ratings."

Lu Yu: "Actually, the ratings are not bad."

Li Tiezhu: "That means it's not very good, right?"

The audience began to applaud and did a good job.

Lu Yu: "It has nothing to do with the ratings. It’s just that you’ve been too good for more than a year! In all aspects, you are the most topical person now. I did my homework and roughly divided into four topic sections, namely Music, variety shows, movies and life. Which one do you want to talk about first?"

Li Tiezhu thought for a while, "Ask me? Didn't you plan your program well? Is it too hasty?"

Lu Yugu laughed and said: "It mainly depends on your interests, so let's talk about music first. You were with your friends to participate in the audition show, and then you won the championship. What was your mood at that time?"

Li Tiezhu: "Your sentence is ill-spoken. Is it my mood when I accompany my friends in the draft, or the mood of winning the championship?"

Lu Yu: "Talk about it all."

Li Tiezhu: "Before participating in the competition, I was thinking, who is the decent person to sing? After winning the championship, I found that... it's really fragrant."

Lu Yu: "How sweet is it?"

Li Tiezhu: "I have made money, become famous, and have a girlfriend. For me, these three points may not be achieved in my life."

Lu Yu: "Impossible, you are so talented, how can you not have a girlfriend? Didn't you fall in love when you were in school?"

Li Tiezhu looked at Lu Yu with a foolish look: "How can I have time? I go to move bricks after school. Doesn't falling in love delay my work? Besides, I always think that girls are very boring creatures, and they cry at every turn. Haw, talking weirdly, and always trying to rub your treats or something, terribly annoying."

Lu Yu: "What kind of girl is the most annoying?"

Li Tiezhu: "The most annoying kind of people who don't speak well, no matter what you say, she either doesn't believe it or wow, I'm not talking about you!"

Lu Yu: "Wow... Then... As far as I know, you didn't show your musical talents during your middle school, and you didn't even get in touch with it. Then how did you write so much original music during the competition? ?"

Li Tiezhu pointed to his brain: "I copied it! I copied all the songs in it. I didn't know how to use the numbered musical notation at the beginning. Because it is an absolute sound, it can be copied accurately."

Lu Yu: "Really? I don't believe it! How can there be so many songs in your head?"

Li Tiezhu: "I won't explain."

This grandson didn't understand anything, so grandpa didn't bother to explain.

Lu Yu: "After you were eliminated from Good Voice last year, you sang the famous "Royal Engine" series on Douyin live broadcast. Were you very angry at that time?"

Li Tiezhu said: "It's okay! I know what you really want to ask, do you want to know if Yehenala and Wang Feng eliminated me on purpose?"

Lu Yu: "I didn't say that, but if you want to say it, you can talk."

Wretched!

Li Tiezhu didn’t care: “I’ve already known that they really eliminated me for their own benefit. There is nothing to avoid. Teacher Wang Feng later admitted that he is quite open. So, I used a live comedy show. In response to the song "Royal Engine", I finally came back from the wild card and won the championship. If my strength is not enough and I get eliminated, I will have no complaints, but if someone wants to bully me, I will definitely retaliate. !"

Lu Yu: "Are you talking about revenge? It's not a neutral term like response and counterattack?"

Li Tiezhu: "Why do you want neutral words? People give me a punch, and I slap back. This is a response. People give me a punch and I give him ten punches. This is revenge! And, as everyone knows, I don’t hold grudges. Any grudges are reported on the spot."

Lu Yu: "Wow... But what Chinese civilization pays attention to is the love of peace and harmony. Are you afraid of adversely affecting fans like this?"

Li Tiezhu: "It's right to love peace, but you should have misunderstood the true meaning."

"Oh?"

"Crossing the Yalu River is a love of peace, and hosting the Eighteen Nations Prisoners of War Olympics is a love of peace. But being beaten within the border is not a love of peace! If my fan is bullied and swallows, I will look down on him, because of himself Did not earn dignity for yourself. In the face of bullying, you can lose, but you cannot admit defeat."

Bang bang ......

The audience applauded enthusiastically, and there were others applauding.

Li Tiezhu's firepower is fully on, and his head is in danger!

Lu Yu asked again: "Your first album sales broke the record, and the weekly sales of the new album released recently broke the record of last year. It can be said that you are the hottest singer in the Chinese music scene. How do you think about music literacy? If you are 10, how would you rate yourself?"

Li Tiezhu: "If it's purely a professional point of view, three points, it can't be more."

Lu Yu: "Is there no six pass line? But you are so hot."

Li Tiezhu: "What about the fire? Now that there are more people in the music scene, one or two points are gone, and it is quite popular! Luhani fire? It is better than me, four points. Nine points, ten points. There are also, lonely and unknown. If "Legend" is not sung by the queen, Li Zijian will not be as popular as it is now."

Lu Yu: "You name Luhani in front of the people of the whole country, aren't you afraid that he will be unhappy?"

Li Tiezhu: "You can't see it in the domestic TV station, let alone, he can't beat me... We have a good relationship. I use him to talk about things, because I want to say that most of the singers in the music world are not too professional. Concentrating on making music, or behind the scenes."

Lu Yu: "Is this healthy? No one knows the professional, but the non-professional is very popular."

Li Tiezhu: "It's not healthy, but it's normal. Everyone has a misunderstanding that Chinese music is an art world~www.readwn.com~ Actually it is not. Symphony, piano, these are professional, Chinese music is not, at least pop music is not. , This is a business circle. Pop music is a commodity!"

Lu Yu: "Wow...really? I don't believe it!"

Li Tiezhu has already understood these principles. Zhang Xiaomeng, Leng Ba, Song Zhuer and others are all utilitarian personalities. They did not regard this circle as an art circle at all, but a circle of making money.

In the past, Li Tiezhu didn't have a chance to express, and secondly, it was not easy to say that he didn't have the blessing of passive skills.

Li Tiezhu: "Just like your show, it's a commodity, not an artwork. At best, it's an art commodity. Therefore, you need broadcast rates and ad placement, otherwise you will lose money. If you lose money, you won't make this program. . Moreover, the biggest feature of the product is that it may not be the most professional, but it is the favorite of consumers. For example, you are the host of this show, rather than other people who are more professional and talkative, because you have yours Features that can impress consumers."

Lu Yu: "Are you saying I'm unprofessional?"

Li Tiezhu: "Yes."

Lu Yu: "..."