Earthy Superstar

The boos from the audience resounded throughout the small theater, and the brothers in the backstage became nervous. This was not just an encounter with Qin Tao, but a situation that everyone might face.

It turned out that Li Tiezhu was a newcomer who had never talked about cross talk, so he was put in the front.

This time is good. Jewelry is in front, not only Qin Tao, but everyone who comes on the stage afterwards. If you don’t speak well, you are likely to be booed. This is not a joke. There have been a lot of things like Yunde Society. In many cases, Guo Gangde had to personally apologize.

This... is the small theater.

But!

As a non-staff personnel, Li Tiezhu is not a famous cross-talker, so why is he capable?

Because he is awesome!

Because he is red!

Because he can say it!

Come talk, just like pop music, the entry barrier is low! But the real threshold is inside the door.

Qin Tao is actually very frustrated, so I really help my brothers to hold the ground, why are you booing me? Just because I don't have Yue Yupeng red? When you applauded and shouted, your name was Li Tiezhu, not Yue Yupeng!

The audience gradually realized, and the boos gradually became weaker.

After all, they only saw Qin Tao at the beginning, thinking that it was Qin Tao and Guo Dalin who were here again. These two people did not behave very well in the past few times. When they saw Li Tiezhu walking out behind Qin Tao, they stopped booing. After all, it was Li Tiezhu that they wanted to see and listen to.

Speaking of Li Tiezhu, he doesn't have much professionalism, but only one, he can play and has a big brain!

(Note: I learned from Songzhuer, who is near Zhu Zhechi)

Now that Li Tiezhu was back, he was back, and everyone didn't care about it.

Although the audience in Jinmen is picky, they also understand the importance. The person Li Tiezhu talked about cross talk for the first time. He didn't have so many stories. He didn't cooperate for long with Yue Yupeng. It is not a sin to call the most familiar Qin Tao in a hurry. accept.

However, many viewers generally lowered their expectations.

After all, compared to Yue Yupeng, Qin Tao's difference is not even a star and a half, and he and Guo Dalin together can't be compared to Yue Yupeng.

But Li Tiezhu didn't care about this, he said as soon as he took the stage: "Oh! You boo me! Then you don't want me to return? Let's go! Taozi!"

"Call!"

"Li Tiezhu, you are floating!"

"Don't go!"

"We hush Qin Tao."

Li Tiezhu happily said, "Hush Qin Tao? Then I won't be angry, come, Qin Shou, stand up straight, everyone, give me a hush."

During the six months of school in Kyoto, Li Tiezhu has become familiar with Mandarin, and he was taught by Lu Bo’s lines class. He also learned a lot of Beijing accent. Although it is far from the Jinmen dialect, he is at least Bichuan. Pu is more reliable.

"Call..."

"Fatty Qin get out."

"Shoushou I love you."

"Brother postpartum, show your hand..."

"Serious brother, after childbirth, he fits together again!"

For more than a year, Qin Tao has been learning from Teacher Lu, and it is not useless.

Although it was opened half a year ago, the basic skills are not weak anymore. It immediately just said: "Where do you get your face booing me? Shut me up! Without me, Li Tiezhu can be red? Or without me, I will go to Master Donkey. Can you hear him talking about cross talk in the People's Theater?"

The audience suddenly became quiet, because Qin Tao made a certain point, and Li Tiezhu really relied on him to bring it out.

Although Qin Tao himself was eliminated by the good voice, Li Tiezhu won the championship!

Qin Tao added another sentence: "So, without me, there would be no Li Tiezhu! Of course, I am not to blame everyone. I am very pleased that everyone likes Tiezhu. I am happy as a father..."

Bang!

Li Tiezhu kicked Qin Tao over.

It's so fierce.

The action cross talk in Jackie Chan's style was also very happy. The audience laughed, and Qin Tao flew straight out...

Li Tiezhu kicked Qin Tao, who was amused, and stood up by himself: "Don't listen to this grandson's nonsense, I am red because of his factors, but I mainly rely on...face value!"

Song Zhu'er jumped up: "Shit looks good! Pooh!"

Li Tiezhu picked up the fan on the table and threw it at Song Zhu'er with a gentle technique. When the fan was received by Song Zhu'er, he started to fan and said cheerfully, "My old and young men in Jinmen, beat him to death. Two! Call~"

Audience Jing Cong: "Call..."

It's okay for Songzhuer to make trouble. Yunde Club never lacks audience to make trouble. Instead, it has become an atmosphere.

Li Tiezhu pointed to Song Zhuer and said, "Go home and I will kill you!"

Sun jumped up: "Dare you! I beat you to death."

Aunt Lin pulled Sun Mou: "You are joking about cross talk, are you crazy?"

Song Zhuer: "Slightly! You are a grandson if you don't beat you!"

Qin Tao got up, walked to the funny position silently, and smiled: "It seems that my brother is not very high at home!"

Li Tiezhu said, "Heh...I have a girlfriend."

Qin Tao: "Others don't know, but I know that Li Tiezhu didn't come to Jinmen this time to talk about cross talk. He came to see the wife's parents. The wife's father seemed very dissatisfied with him."

Sun muttered: "Satisfied with a ghost!"

Li Tiezhu: "But...I have a girlfriend."

Qin Tao: "You said you are so successful and so popular, why are you being looked down upon?"

Li Tiezhu: "I have a girlfriend, but you don't."

Qin Tao: "You are paralyzed!"

Li Tiezhu: "And, as far as I know, you are still a virgin!"

"Call~"

Qin Tao went crazy suddenly, and when he went up, he choked Li Tiezhu's neck.

Li Tiezhu turned around, threw Qin Tao over on the stage, and calmly said: "Sorry, stand in position! I went out in a hurry today and forgot to bring a dog leash, but don’t worry, he doesn’t bite. The bitter is in the background. It hasn't come out yet."

Audience: "Call!"

Li Tiezhu said again: "Today, I make an exception and tell everyone about a stand-up! After all, I have also returned to the scene. There is no way to meet a partner who is not tethered. The name of the stand-up is just one. Call it... "threshold"!"

Qin Tao got up again and stood back to the teasing position stubbornly: "Hu!"

Li Tiezhu: "I played two episodes before, one is "I am a singer" with a script, and the other is "I am a cross talk actor" without a script. This latest "Threshold" is the sequel of the first two. In terms of length, Let me ask..."

With that, Li Tiezhu looked at the side curtain bar, from here you can see Guo Gangde and Yu Qian.

Guo Gangde didn't make any gestures, and directly shouted: "You can say whatever you want! The whole audience will do!"

The audience applauded!

Li Tiezhu smiled: "I'm not being a person, too! Give me 30,000 yuan in honorarium, let me say one night, I'm not a person, I'm not a person..."

Qin Tao made trouble: "Oh! Good fellow!"

Li Tiezhu glanced at him and said, "Look at this guy! Yes, it is Qin Tao. Do you think there is a threshold in the cross talk world?"

The audience shouted: "No!"

Li Tiezhu: "Wrong! The right threshold! And the threshold is not ordinary."

Qin Tao was overjoyed: "Ah? The threshold is not low, right?"

Li Tiezhu: "That... it's not a normal low. As long as it's something that people hate and hate, they can come in. If they are normal, they can't come in!"

Qin Tao: "Who are you talking about?"

Li Tiezhu: "So, everyone knows why I became popular in the cross talk world, right?"

audience:

"Call~"

"Brother postpartum, learn something!"

"This can be self-deprecating!"

"Awesome."

Li Tiezhu: "It's the same in the singing world. As I said before, Yang Feiyue can make a C-place debut if he can't sing a song like that! What about the cross talk world? Qin Tao who can't fart with a three-pronged pole can still board Yunde The club’s small theater stage! Whose fault is this?"

Qin Tao: "Am I?"

Li Tiezhu: "You are not worthy! Blame me! Blame me for not entering the music and cross talk world earlier, which led to the involution of these two industries."

Qin Tao: "Your uncle."

Li Tiezhu: "What are you?"

Qin Tao: "Master!"

Li Tiezhu: "Hey! Don't be discouraged, big nephew, it's human work. As long as you work hard, you will definitely become an excellent refund station staff. The premise is that you have to find brother Yue and wife to learn about biting skills!"

Qin Tao: "Brother Yue let me?"

Li Tiezhu: "For the future of Yunde Society, I can't help him!"

Yue Yupeng poked his head out: "I won't let it! Um..."

Li Tiezhu: "Look, those who cover his mouth are all the talents of the Yunde Society!"

Audience: "Call!"

Qin Tao scratched his butt, and said, "Is this... reliable? Your IQ has always been low, and it's hard for me to believe you!"

Li Tiezhu: "Just tell you so, when I entered the music scene, guess what?"

Qin Tao: "Huh?"

Li Tiezhu: "Me, Zhao Liya, Justin, and Yi Xiaomao, all of them are considered talented, right? You want talents and talents, and you want good looks. Except for Yi Xiaomao's poor looks, don't you say anything else?"

Qin Tao: "This, I'm sorry to disagree!"

Li Tiezhu: "At that time, the four of us were standing on the starting line of our debut. Looking back, oh! Good fellow."

Qin Tao: "What's wrong? Has your **** been bitten?"

Li Tiezhu: "That's not true. It's just that our four talented new singers turned around and saw a Chinese pastoral dog standing on the starting line!"

Qin Tao: "Uh..."

This made it impossible for him to pick up, because Li Tiezhu and the four of them entered the finals with Luo Feiyan in eastern Guangdong. Today, four people have names and surnames, but one Luo Feiyan is missing. She is not that China Garden. Is it a dog?

Qin Tao was scared, afraid that Yunde Society would offend people because of his words.

This is the weakness of his character.

Who knows, at this moment a certain girl in the audience jumped up again and shouted: "Luo Feiyan! I'm **** Nima!"

Five hundred spectators immediately shouted: "Okay!!!"

Li Tiezhu said: "Qin Tao! Are you enlightened? The more you look forward and rearward and fearful ~www.readwn.com~, the more popular it will be! Look, your brother Yue wants to go out of Yunde Society, and brother Lin wants the change of Xuanwumen. Grab the class to seize power, how about you? Counsel!"

Backstage, Guo Dalin said: "Dad! Don't listen to him nonsense, hasn't the paternity test been completed yet?"

Yue Yupeng: "Wait, Master will kill Uncle Guo, how can you seize power?"

Guo Dalin: "Yes..."

Guo Gangde: "Huh? What's the matter? I'll stroke it..."

In the audience, Sun lowered his head all the way. I am also a big boss in Tianjin. The wife and daughter are so unreserved, it makes me very embarrassed! Li Tiezhu, your uncle! If it weren't for me to be your dad, I would kill you!

Qin Tao thought for a while, and said, "Then... I also put my master to death?"

Li Tiezhu said: "You are not qualified! So the threshold for both the crosstalk world and the singing world is low? Yang Feiyue in the singing world and Qin Tao in the crosstalk world. Both circles are rotten. Looking back at the Chinese pastoral dog, he has a clear eye and a charming look. Flying, talented..."