Earthy Superstar

The domestic public opinion is very strange. It can be roughly divided into four categories. One is to support Li Tiezhu, the other is because of my hammer, the other is that Li Tiezhu is embarrassed and thrown abroad, and the other is that they are all Li Tiezhu. The team speculates, and the latter two people have the most fun.

In fact, in the United States, after the initial abuse of angry youths, public opinion has changed dramatically. More people have come out to support Li Tiezhu and condemn those Americans, including Hollywood and NBA stars.

Even the media have been polite to Li Tiezhu. After all, they may not like Li Tiezhu, but they dare not support "slapped Asians."

Therefore, in fact, Li Tiezhu himself handled this matter without any problems, but there are some people with ulterior motives in the country who took the opportunity to do things. This is also no way.

In the afternoon of the next day, Li Tiezhu and others set off to record a show on the TV station. It was an interview show called "Fei Lun Tonight Show". The duration was not long, but the influence of this show was not small.

The host, Loren, is a chubby middle-aged man. He laughed very amiably. When meeting, he greeted Li Tiezhu and others in Chinese.

After a brief communication, the recording of the show started.

There were less than a hundred people in the audience, and there was no discrimination. They applauded happily to welcome the guests from the East.

Luo Lun took Li Tiezhu, Zheng Yanzi, and Qin Tao onto the stage. He sat behind the desk where the computer was placed. Zheng Yanzi, Li Tiezhu, and Qin Tao sat on the three sofa chairs next to the table in turn.

Zheng Yanzi is closer to the host because she is a translator.

Loren said: "Wow! This is the first time I interviewed three guests at the same time. I have seen Zheng. Of course, you have never met me. I met you when I went to watch Serena's game. Was beaten and cried."

There was a roar of laughter at the scene.

Zheng Yanzi shrugged: "In another twenty years, I can hit her all over the floor looking for false teeth!"

Because Serena will be fifty-seven in twenty years.

"Hahaha…"

The audience laughed.

Loren also laughed: "I will tell her for you. Besides, Qin, I heard that you are a talk show actor? We two are colleagues."

Qin Tao: "You can also sing Taiping lyrics?"

Loren: "What's that? I heard that in China, talk shows are usually two people, and they have to learn from a teacher?"

Qin Tao: "Yes."

"What kind of person is your master?"

"His old man is a very life-saving person, sometimes hesitating, sometimes having a drink, and often taking care of his hair style."

"What skills did he teach you?"

"Smoking and drinking hot hair."

"Uh... Then, Ainpela Lee, do you know that you are very popular in the United States? I have a data here. Before you hit someone, the young Americans liked you 2.3%. After you hit someone, Soaring to 4.1%."

Change the subject decisively.

Li Tiezhu: "You mean...I played less?"

Loren: "From the data, it can be understood that way. What I want to ask is, you were surrounded by four people at the time, why didn't you choose to call the police?"

Li Tiezhu: "Should it be them who should call the police?"

It makes sense!

Loren: "But, what if they have weapons?"

Li Tiezhu: "Snatch the weapon and hit it again."

Loren: "..."

Li Tiezhu: "Keep asking! Didn't you prepare the questions in advance? Hey! Brother, the show is cold."

Loren laughed at himself: "I prepared a lot of questions, but your answer caught me off guard! So, let's ask some questions from netizens. I hope I don't offend you."

Li Tiezhu: "It's okay, I hope I won't offend them."

On offense, I am serious.

"Are you still a virgin?"

"Obviously not."

"Do you really eat animal blood and internal organs? Why do you eat these unclean things?"

"Because we have superb cooking skills."

"Why don't you have braids? Well, this is a question from a netizen, and it has nothing to do with me."

"As we all know, Chinese men have braids on the back of their heads, and I do. But our braids can only be seen by smart people. Loren, have you seen my braids?"

"Uh... next question, do you still have eunuchs in your country?"

"Yes, there are many. The most is a place called the starting point, where you can see eunuchs everywhere."

"Are you kidding? It's the 21st century now."

"You guys were joking first."

Zheng Yanzi had to give an extra explanation about what is called a web post and what is called an eunuch.

"Okay! Then you know how to Kung Fu, do you have internal power? A mysterious energy called Qi, which often appears in Oriental TV dramas and TV dramas."

"Yes, I have already broken through the primordial infant stage, and the day-to-day soaring is just around the corner. So, cherish the me in front of you."

Zheng Yan gave Li Tiezhu a purple look. Are you making it difficult for me?

Loren finally understood Zheng Yanzi's translation and couldn't help but smile. Why did Ain Peila talk nonsense? It's not serious at all, doesn't it mean that Chinese people are shy and introverted?

"Then can you save people with qigong?"

"Yes, there are generally two ways. When saving a man, he is dressed neatly and smokes over his head. When saving a woman, he is usually stripped off. When she is lucky to heal, she will have red cheeks. It's the same on TV!"

"Do you believe that the earth is flat? This was asked by a netizen who believed in the theory of the earth."

"Believe! I believe everything you say."

"Why are you so ignorant?"

"I don't argue with brain damage."

"Why? Arguing helps to understand each other. Isn't it?"

"You are right."

"Uh…"

"you are awesome."

"Why don't you eat a knife and fork?"

"Because we like to challenge high levels of difficulty. Two thousand years ago, we also used a knife and fork. Later, we found that using two sticks to hold vegetables is more challenging, such as holding beans and holding balls. Isn't he cool? So hundreds of years have passed. , We passed the knife and fork to you."

"Wow! The last question, some netizens asked: Do you want to kowtow when you see an official in your country?"

"Of course! You see that the roads in China are clean and flat. They were flattened by the bullshit. When we were building the road, the leader walked in front, followed by hundreds of bullshits, and they knocked down the cement road. It’s coming out. Also, the man who said that the earth is flat, it’s very simple for you to realize your ideals. You need a leader and 100 million Chinese to make the earth flat for you instantly! Trust me."

"Hahaha... incredible oriental humor."

Loren really couldn't help but laugh. Although he had heard that Li was a ‘host killer’ in China, he didn’t care because he was experienced. But now after seeing Li Tiezhu's answer, he is beginning to rejoice that these questions were asked by netizens instead of him.

To be reasonable, these issues are no longer offensive issues, but prejudice and discrimination, but Li Tiezhu returned beautifully.

There is no lower limit for American programs, and they never mind offensive to other cultures. Li Tiezhu didn't hide his offense to these stupid grandsons at all. Anyway, the grandson didn't understand anything, so I just said blindly to Jiebao.

In the audience, Odin and a cross-eyed were muttering:

"Hey, Camilla, have you seen Li's Eastern wisdom? Even Loren is not his opponent, ha, knocking the earth flat, I like the way he talks and does things. It's cool, isn't it?"

"Of course! It is even more fascinating to listen to him chatting up close. He is simply the legendary Eastern wise man! I really believe in his wisdom and technology, which is very practical for the end of the world."

"You are very discerning. From today on we will be the Sleepy Dragon and Little Phoenix."

"what?"

"This is a well-known pair of geniuses in the East. As long as you get one of them, you can defeat any opponent. Now, we are in the same group!"

"Oh! I see. Thank you for your compliment!"

"No, I can see Li's temperament occasionally in your sharp eyes, you can definitely become stronger."

This show is said to be a talk show, but there is always no theme. It is not serious at all. It is very suitable for serious brother Li Tiezhu.

Therefore, the host is very relaxed, the guests are very relaxed, and the audience does not bother to watch.

Next, Loren chatted with the three people about their experiences and living habits. Everything was in a friendly atmosphere. No matter how good Li Tiezhu's answer is, Loren is not angry. He has always had a good temper. As long as the show is funny, it doesn't matter to him.

Then, Loren asked the three of them what they liked most about the United States.

Zheng Yanzi: "Except for Serena, I don't hate many people in the United States."

Qin Tao: "I like the flight attendants on American flights. They always make me lose all my desires and concentrate on sleeping on the plane."

Li Tiezhu: "I like the people of the United States. They are so simple and innocent. They are very similar to me. They let me find confidence. You know, I am a stupid in my country, but with you, I am like a philosopher. . It is you who make me deep!"

"Xiete! Hahaha..." Loren slobbered with a smile, "Lee, why do you stop attacking us all the time? Just because we asked you those strange questions? Are you offended?"

Li Tiezhu is very innocent: "I am so honest in China too! Many stars and hosts have been attacked by me! What's wrong?"

"OK, UU reading www.uukanshu.com, you have the final say. Your show is very popular among young people in the United States, especially Li. Why do you think this is? You know, Americans rarely like a foreign star, especially Oriental star."

"That must be because the TV producers including you are incapable and creative! Otherwise, why don't they watch your show?"

"Why can you live till now?"

"Because those who can beat me can't beat me, and those who can beat me can't beat me."

"But, don't you Chinese pay attention to convincing people with virtue?"

"That's purely because you can't beat it. If you can't beat it, who bothers Barra to waste saliva with someone?"

Loren was a little skeptical of life. He had been prepared for the Asians to be untalkative, introverted, and hypocritical, but he didn't want the other party to dare to speak more than him, and he could not control the scene for a while.

Let's find some helper, the opponent's ability to break blindly is stronger than mine!