Earthy Superstar

  Chapter 723 Boss

Yue Yupeng rolled up his short sleeves and walked into the kitchen: "Good at making dumplings! But the level is average. Why do I like to eat dumplings? Because when we were young, our family sold steamed buns. It was difficult to eat dumplings, so... Let’s make dumplings."

  Huang Sanshi: "Why can't you bear this?"

Yue Yupeng: "When I grew up, I felt that the atmosphere of making dumplings was particularly good. Then, then...I couldn't stand the atmosphere on the Internet. Why should I target Tie Zhu? He helped Wu Litao, who has three views and integrity. What's the matter? Why are so many people spraying him?"

  Huang Sanshi smiled: "You are so excited! Calm, calm. Tie Zhu is not afraid of wind and rain. He has deep roots, don't worry. Tie Zhu is stronger than you!"

  Yue Yupeng went to make dumplings: "That's... he can win the scolding and fight, unlike me, he can't scold and beat nor beat......"

  What a miserable fat man...

  Next, Mr. He also came back with a small three who picked water chestnuts, and everyone made dumplings together.

  At half past twelve, Li Tiezhu was awakened by the alarm clock.

  "Red umbrellas and white poles. After eating, you will lie down on the board, lie down on the board and bury the mountain, and the whole village will have dinner together, and there will be umbrellas for dinner..."

  Li Tiezhu’s self-made magic sound alarm clock sound, thieves are very energetic, and many audiences use this-Li Tiezhu’s wonderful southwestern music performed in Grammys.

  Holding the phone downstairs, Li Tiezhu heard that the kitchen was very lively, and did not rush to it right away. Instead, he lay on the pig that Wang Danluo sent in the living room for two minutes before moving on to the kitchen.

  Not tired, on the contrary, after half a month of intensive military training, he suddenly landed in the mushroom house. There was no morning exercises, no cross-country five kilometers, no military training, which made Li Tiezhu feel very...empty.

  These people are wasting their time, so they should be dragged to kick and walk in a queue for a five-kilometer run, especially the fat man surnamed Huang.

  When Li Tiezhu came to the kitchen, Peng Yuchang was asking the program team to add filters to him.

  He Ling said: "You are not called a filter, the filter can only whiten, you are called the special effect of beauty."

  Peng Yuchang was speechless.

Li Tiezhu said: "Come on! The Shonan station has the most added filter in the country, and you can only whiten it. Your filter whitening is the basis, as well as microdermabrasion, big eyes, freckle removal and breast enhancement. Zhuer is on your show. It feels like an operation! During the editing of "Real Men", I went to see it. In the end, some of us strongly asked them not to add too heavy filters. Otherwise, we obviously didn’t make up, so we had to talk to the instructor. It’s the same as the old man who keeps the sheep wearing heavy makeup."

  He Ling was so speechless that he could talk about it?

  Peng Yuchang's sand sculpture as always: "Hahahaha... I'll just say it..."

Li Tiezhu: "Actually, the filter in the mushroom house is heavy enough. Except for the two elderly people, Mr. Huang and Mr. He, everyone basically doesn't make up much. As a result? Put on heavy makeup, tusk...it's terrible. Catch a frog. , Can add blush..."

  He Ling: "Bah Bah Bah Bah..."

  Yue Yupeng: "No wonder I said that every time I go to this show, I feel radiant. It turns out to be a filter!"

  Huang Sanshi stood up: "You are like this in the program group. Use Peng Peng to show the difference between filters and no filters. I will count three times, one, two..."

  Peng Yuchang has a dogged face, no, a dazed face.

  The filter was removed, and Peng Yuchang's hairline was extremely high, his face was covered with bumps, his skin was sallow, and his hair was extremely greasy.

  Three seconds later, Peng Yuchang regained the appearance that could be seen directly by humans.

  Li Tiezhu asked: "Brother Peng, didn't you wear a wig? My hair is missing a lot, and I'm almost bald."

  Peng Yuchang couldn’t laugh or cry: “It’s not the recording of "Happy Camp", where can I find a wig film? Don’t talk nonsense, don’t broadcast this paragraph!"

  Huang Sanshi: "Look! We add filters to take care of the audience's appetite, otherwise, Peng Yuchang can make you go on a hunger strike and lose weight! Bald teaches you to lose weight, hahaha!"

  He Ling: "Puff~ The first time I heard that our show is so humane..."

  Then, the program group gave Li Tiezhu another filter treatment, except for the ruddy lips, there was no difference.

  Li Tiezhu was rolling his skin, calmly said: "Don't shoot me, ugly is not worthy of being favored by beauty special effects."

  Hu Xu was shocked: "No wonder he is so hot! So burning! He is popular because of his talent."

  Li Tiezhu: "Talent? How much is a catty? I am popular because my fans are sand sculptures. Our country has a large population and the number of sand sculptures is extremely large."

  Hu Xu: "Do you want to cut this paragraph?"

Barrage:

   "No need to cut it off! I am the sand sculpture, I like the serious brother."

  "Sand Sculpture+1"

   "I like serious brother."

  "Four years, since he asked Lengba to take popsicles and started to fan him..."

   "Li Tiezhu! Do you remember the one who wanted to take the construction site of Qin Tao's pig farm?"

   "Of course he remembers."

   "Li Tiezhu lying on that pig is so cute."

   "I finally understand why even the goddess Lengba has fallen."

   "Shh——"

  "Unfortunately, Tie Zhu can only come for one and a half periods..."

   "Looking forward to the "Oh Huo Primitive" of the serious brother in the summer."

   "The primitive man is a bitter version of the mushroom house."

   "Li Tiezhu is going to hold a global concert in the summer, I'm afraid I won't have time to record variety shows."

  The dough was rolled out to be twice as thin as the dumpling wrapper. Li Tiezhu continued to roll it out, and the dough was rolled out to a huge size.

  Yue Yupeng said: "Tie Zhu, you are too big, how can there be such a big dumpling wrapper?"

  Li Tiezhu: "Who eats dumplings? We southerners never eat dumplings. I want to eat chaoshou."

  I saw that Li Tiezhu rolled the dough to the extreme thinness, then cut it into small six-centimeter squares, and stacked them up.

  He Ling immediately defected: "I also eat wontons."

  Peng Yuchang responded slowly: "Ah...I also eat chaotic, spicy! We in Jiangxi are not afraid of spicy."

  Three years ago, Peng Yuchang was suspected of being a fake Jiangxiese because he could not eat spicy food. Later, he practiced hard for a while to eat spicy food, and now he is very good.

  Li Tiezhu smiled evilly: "Lao Ma copying his hands, do you want to get it?"

  He Ling: "You show mercy, Tie Zhu."

  Peng Yuchang didn’t understand, and forced to pretend, “As long as it’s spicy enough!”

  Three southerners are wrapped together, which is in sharp contrast with the four northerners. Southerners eat wontons, and northerners like dumplings.

  Li Tiezhu was preparing to cook chicken and stew mushrooms, but Huang Sanshi stopped him. It was the ingredients for the evening. Everyone could make it through at noon. This is the custom of the mushroom house. Breakfast and lunch can be eaten as long as you can eat at night.

  It's not that Li Tiezhu doesn't understand, but he doesn't understand. For Daxichuan people, every meal should be colorful!

  You suppress breakfast and lunch like this...inhumane.

  For breakfast, in addition to noodles, there should also be deep-fried dough sticks, spicy tofu nao, soy milk, steamed dumplings, rice noodles, fat intestines, pig buns, fried buns, jelly, hair cakes...

  But I can’t say it, as long as the Kyoto native Huang Sanshizhao said: Do you drink soy juice?

  Li Tiezhu had to vomit and vomit instantly...

  Huang Sanshi worked a little harder this time. When Li Tiezhu was cooking dumplings and wontons, he fried noodles in a small stove on the ground, and what he did not finish in the morning was noodles.

  A group of people surrounded Huang Sanshi with various fancy cheering and praise.

   "The fried noodles are delicious!"

  "Frying bean sprouts is absolutely amazing..."

   "Finally I can eat Mr. Huang's fried noodles!"

  "This trip to the mushroom house is not in vain."

   "Eating Mr. Huang's fried noodles every day makes you 30 kilograms fat."

   "Invincible! It made me cry..."

However……

  When dumplings, chaoshou (wonton) and fried noodles were served, everyone chose dumplings and chaoshou, and no one started with fried noodles.

  The most well-behaved Zhang Zifeng tasted the fried noodles, turned around and picked up the dumplings, the fried noodles were too oily and bland...

  The three southerners had a lot of fun eating their hands. Li Tiezhu was naturally like a big pot of eating hands. He Ling ate and drank water. He could accept the hotness, but he didn't expect the old Ma Chaoshou to be so numb!

  The whole person is numb.

  The most numb is Peng Yuchang, his lips are trembling crazily, and he forcibly resists giving up: "I...uuuuuu...I am not afraid of spicy food!"

The   dumpling group of four was very happy, because the taste is very suitable and not heavy.

  Except for Peng Yuchang, who was numb to almost fainting on the spot, everyone else ate very well. After all, Li Tiezhu personally cooked the food and the taste was really good, Huang Sanshi...ignorable.

  After eating, Yue Yupeng belched: "Hey~so full! I want to clean the bowl."

  After speaking, he looked at everyone, waiting for a rejection.

  Everyone looked at Yue Yupeng, looking forward to him doing the dishes, but was not too embarrassed to let him do it, especially the dishwashing worker Peng Yuchang's heart was thumping.

   Still Li Tiezhu’s great effort: "Thank you! Brother Yue!"

"thank you!"

   "Thanks to Brother Yue!"

   "Justice!"

   "It is worthy of being a poor child born."

   "Brother Yue, you deserve to be hot."

  Yue Yupeng: "……"

  Zhang Zifeng: "Hahahahahaha... Brother Yue, you are so cute (stupid)!"

  Although it was embarrassing, Yue Yupeng was already sitting on wax and couldn't get off, so he could only run away to wash the dishes. After washing the bowls, he sneaked upstairs and got ready to go to sleep. Most of the fat people came out of sleep.

   "Hey? Why are you sleeping too?"

  Yue Yupeng was taken aback.

  Li Tiezhu said in a daze: "This show is too boring, why don't you sleep? You can't shoot targets, you can't go to competitions, you can't wipe your guns or oil."

  Downstairs, Huang Sanshi sighed: "This season...Tie Zhu is lazy..."

Barrage:

   "It's not that Tie Zhu is lazy, but you are too weak!"

   "When I was just discharged from the army, I was the same as Li Tiezhu now, and it feels like nothing is meaningless."

   "To make sense is to live well, and to live well is to make sense-Xu Sanduo."

   "After eating, sleeping, and eating, this notice fee is clearly earned."

   "Yue Yupeng and Li Tiezhu are a perfect match!"

   "It would be even more wonderful if Wu Li Tao Tao came..."

   "Why do I want to scold Li Dan while sleeping on this show, and my aunt laughs when Li Tiezhu sleeps?"

   "I also want to sleep with Li Tiezhu."

   "Shochikuer: I don't agree."

   Just when Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng were sleeping, Hu Xu left, and the other two artists came, both of whom were old acquaintances of Li Tiezhu.

the phone is ringing.

  He Ling, they don’t take a nap, because they sleep until noon every day.

   "Let’s have a fish!"

  There was a loli voice on the phone.

  Li Tiezhu wakes up and walks downstairs.

  He Ling, who was about to answer, suddenly smiled, and called Li Tiezhu over and said, “They said they want to eat fish.”

  Li Tiezhu was furious: "Say it again!"

  Loriyin continued: "We want to eat boiled fish. I really want to eat it, I really want to eat it, hum~"

  Li Tiezhu's aura is fully open: "You are here to see that I won't kill you!"

  Lolita: "I was wrong~www.readwn.com~bye! You say, you say, I dare not say..."

   "Keep babble... boiled fish, uh... another Buddha... jump... the wall!"

   said a low voice.

  He Ling laughed to cramps.

   Li Tiezhu grinds his teeth: "Believe it or not, I planted you in the pit?"

  Is this the temperament of the boss of the mushroom house? !

  The voice said: "Don’t jump the wall, don’t jump the wall, so what... I order white rice! Noodles are also OK..."

   Extremely humble.

  ……

  PS:

  Responding to the parents of food and clothing, recently the anti-theft is for boutique badges, and the order of more than two million characters only reaches three thousand is really not much, so I cherish it. In addition, the anti-theft chapter only appears between two o'clock in the morning and three o'clock in the morning. This period of time is anti-theft, and other times are normal. You can watch it casually. Finally, the anti-theft chapter I am talking about is half an hour to correct, in fact, it is basically about 20 minutes, I hope everyone understands, thank you!

  (End of this chapter)