Earthy Superstar

He Ling habitually made an exaggerated expression of horror, his mouth opened like a toothless grandmother, and his eyes bulged into a circle.

Ma~

Where is revenge? This is obviously a corpse whip! And it was the first whip corpse three years later. It was bones that whip?

Shao Gang secretly covers his face, it has nothing to do with me.

Huang Sanshi was fairly calm, and his uncle held his legs as cheerful as he was. Li Tiezhu, it's not surprising what he did. Those two have been miserable by myself in the past few years, especially Yehnala, who is now basically in a semi-blocked state. If you offend, you will be offended. Lao Tzu is also a gangster in the Kyoto circle.

Although Yue Yupeng said that he had been helping Li Tiezhu's mischievous people, and he was very good at singing and playing together, but he also brought a handful of private goods. Li Tiezhu scolded Ye Henala, and Yue Yupeng also scolded the old guys from the Crosstalk Association with the help of a knife.

Ha ha!

It's so cool!

By the time the show was broadcast, many viewers were too dare to see it. No one could have imagined that Li Tiezhu would dare to take revenge so blatantly, and the Mushroom House would even be broadcast.

It is said that Li Tiezhu's revenge is never overnight, and it seems that it is not always true. Li Tiezhu revenge on the spot, revenge again every two days, and revenge again every few years after thinking of it.

The barrage seemed very grumpy:

"Fuck..."

"This show is too rough, right?"

"Don't cut it off?"

"See the Royal Engine again."

"Yehenara played by Li Tiezhu is very lifelike!"

"Brother Serious, you are so bad, I like it so much!"

"Li Tiezhu stingy, in love."

"Is it cool?"

"It seems to be back to the famous scene of Chen Yisen kicking over the table three years ago."

"Love this show so much!"

"Yue Yupeng and Li Tiezhu's cooperation is too sharp."

"By the way, I also scolded the Crosstalk Association."

"With such open revenge, Li Tiezhu's influence is not very good."

"What's wrong? Poor children deserve to be bullied?"

"That's why we like Serious Brother."

"This is the one and only superstar in the entertainment industry...Impera Lee!"

"Hey! I'm going to find out the live broadcast of "Royal Engine" vibrato. It's cool."

On the day of the show, Yehenala’s aunt called 120. When the doctor arrived, she was already awake, but her heart rate was still irregular. This was a symptom after the electric shock. A kitchen knife was embedded on the broken screen of her TV at home, and it was still smoking, sparks and lightning.

And Teacher Jiang Yuebi limped to buy a mobile phone on the street at night. The one just broke him before, and he stepped on a few feet and smashed his ankle.

During the show, Yue Yupeng walked down with a refreshing spirit: "It's also a royal cross talk, shit! Hahaha..."

Li Tiezhu also smiled, and gave Yue Yupeng a high-five to congratulate him.

Then, Li Tiezhu turned his head and asked everyone, "How is it? Me and Brother Yue are okay? It's all live, and the burden is well buried."

No one paid any attention to him, He Ling and Shao Gang whispered, Peng Peng and Zhang Zifeng looked at each other and shrugged, Zhou Qian's head was buried behind Yi Xiaomao, Yi Xiaomao took a sip of Erguotou, his face turned red, I don't know if it was shy or excited.

In the end, Huang Sanshi followed up and said, "It's almost done! Start voting."

So this paragraph passed and entered the next stage, many people breathed a sigh of relief.

However, Huang Sanshi's closing operation also shows which side of his **** is tilted. His sentence is almost OK, and it also implies that the support program team cut the previous paragraph into the feature film, and in disguise, he is backing Li Tiezhu. This is also the same operation as before. After Li Tiezhu was kicked out by Ye Henara three years ago, he also took his daughter and Yue Yupeng and others to the scene to support Li Tiezhu.

In fact, Huang Sanshi himself was unwilling to join in, but he couldn't hold back that his daughter was a fan of Li Tiezhu. In order to maintain his father's image as a stalwart, he had to get up.

The result of the vote is not important. In line with the traditional virtues of mushroom houses that encourage newcomers and flying guests, the winners of course are Yi Xiaomao and Zhou Qian.

After that, Yi Xiaomao added drama to himself. As the winner, he performed a show to thank him. What he chose was to dance the girl group dance.

No one believed that he could dance this thing. After all, Yi Xiaomao almost never dances on stage.

Zhang Zifeng smiled so that his eyes were narrowed, because he couldn't imagine how spicy his eyes were when he danced the girl group dance.

Peng Yuchang was eager to try.

Yue Yupeng: "Really? Do you still know that stuff?"

He Ling: "I also remember that when there was a good voice, he and Li Tiezhu practiced dancing together.

Li Tiezhu said, "He dances very well, do you know how he learned it?"

Yi Xiaomao: "Don't say it!"

Li Tiezhu nodded and shut up, ha! Sister Xiuhong, a good-sounding dance teacher, hum, that's personal teaching!

Zhou Qian suddenly realized, and said excitedly: "Ah! Ah! I know too!"

Yi Xiaomao: "How did you know?"

Zhou Qian took it for granted: "Brother Zhu told me that when the good voice practiced vocal music once, Brother Zhu said that you were watched by a group of old grannies and died on the spot..."

Yi Xiaomao's face flushed: "Don't say it! Don't broadcast this paragraph."

Sure enough, this passage was not broadcast, so it is not suitable for children.

After a while, a few young people jumped up with Yi Xiaomao together, horribly twisted and twisted, but Yi Xiaomao jumped in a beautiful manner, with a graceful standard posture, and even a bit enchanting.

The three old guys leaned forward with a smile below.

Huang Sanshi: "Li Tiezhu should have fallen...hahahaha..."

Shao Gang: "Oh, let me go. It's been many years, and Tie Zhu's dancing is still so unsightly."

He Ling smiled and said, "It's Maomao that makes me admire, that's okay!"

The cultural performance of the Mushroom House Caotai team came to a successful conclusion, and it was eleven o'clock.

Li Tiezhu: "It's getting late..."

He Ling: "It's still so early? Let's play for a while!"

Huang Sanshi: "Yes, going to bed so early is not in the style of a mushroom house."

Li Tiezhu: "..."

Yue Yupeng yawned. He was sleepy, but he slept too much today, so he was really embarrassed to call sleepy. Another point is that there is an unsolved mystery of the mushroom house that puzzles him, although he is sleepy, he can't fall asleep.

Huang Sanshi and others were puzzled by this unsolved mystery.

Next, the night owls started to touch the tortoise card, which was also a traditional show of Mushroom House, which was a lost show. Li Tiezhu lost in the first round. Everyone urged him to announce the answer to the unsolved mystery. Li Tiezhu refused and performed a set of tactical moves that he had just learned in the army, which was so cool.

By twelve o'clock, these guys were not drowsy.

Li Tiezhu felt bored, and said, "Isn't my sister going to take the college entrance examination? You still stay up so late? Let's rest early, too."

As a result, everyone guessed reluctantly and took the cards and went to the female dormitory where the sister was staying and moved the bed to the living room. There were too many male guests and not enough beds, especially for guests with a slightly wider size like Yue Yupeng.

When moving things, Peng Peng went to ask his sister secretly: "How could Brother Zhu guess it? Why on earth?"

Zhang Zifeng said: "Want to know?"

Peng Peng nodded repeatedly with a funny face: "Yes."

Zhang Zifeng: "I won't tell you."

Huang Sanshi and He Ling also came to ask Zhang Zifeng, but she didn't say anything, tight-lipped.

On the contrary, Yue Yupeng asked Li Tiezhu quietly, and Li Tiezhu did not lie to him, telling the truth, and then Yue Yupeng's mentality collapsed even more.

I have prepared a program for such a long time, and I have tried my best to find three people to serve as the trustee, but it turned out to be broken by you like this? Directly threaten the director team to give the answer? Why didn't I expect it? It doesn't make sense, my head is so big, I should be smarter than Tie Zhu...

Because of his unbalanced mentality, Yue Yupeng didn't tell anyone the answer.

At night, many people were lying on the bed staring at them, and the night was long and sleepless... But the uncle Li Tiezhu slept soundly.

...

Early the next morning, Huang Sanshi stared at the chicken coop-like hairstyle, dressed in flip flops, walked out of the mushroom house yard, found the director team, and asked:

"What the **** was going on last night? Why is it so evil? How could Li Tiezhu guess right?"

The director shook his head.

Huang Sanshi's eyes are dark: "It's not right for you to shake your head. You have all of the show clips. At least you recorded them when he told his sister. The more you shake your head, the more you feel guilty. You have problems."

Director: "It has nothing to do with us. Ask Li Tiezhu yourself."

Huang Sanshi: "I don't ask that fool, it seems that I have no IQ, I must find out the answer. Huh? By the way, what about the two fools? He woke up earlier than me..."

Director Nunu Mouth.

Huang Sanshi looked back and saw that Li Tiezhu took a small iron basin for noodles and cautiously walked from the outside, already close at hand.

Li Tiezhu: "Ms. Huang early, my two fools went to milk the cow."

Huang Sanshi was surprised: "Where do you milk the cow? Susu?"

I saw that Li Tiezhu was holding a pot full of milk and almost spilled out.

Li Tiezhu: "So it was Susu? No wonder I told her to be dumb, she kept ignoring me, and she was a little bit resistant when she was milking. I thought it was because of my technique..."

Shaking his head, Li Tiezhu walked into the mushroom house with milk in his hand.

Huang Sanshi scratched his head straight: "No! He got up early in the morning to squeeze Susu's milk? Don't your program team stop him?"

Director: "He is the uncle! Who dares to stop?"

Huang Sanshi walked to the bullpen with his hands on his back and looked at it. Su Su's expression of embarrassment and indignation filled people with sympathy. Huang Sanshi tilted his head and looked down: "Oh~ the milk supply is quite sufficient, why didn't I expect it? , I will drink fresh milk every day from now on..."

Su Su: "Moo~"

Although the program group did not broadcast the detailed process of Li Tiezhu's milking for the sake of harmony, the audience was still confused by Li Tiezhu's show operation.

"I'm Fuck???"

"Serious brother, are you special..."

"In the middle of the night, I laughed out a pig cry, and I almost died."

"This star is too serious, puff~"

"Su Su is so pitiful."

"Which artist will do this at the Mushroom House?"

"I'm also really convinced, this product is definitely a mudslide in the Variety Festival."

"It's over, Su Su is not clean..."

"Brother Seriously knows too much, right?"

"Operation for the whole show!"

"It's you~www.readwn.com~Li Tiezhu!"

"Fortunately, he didn't lie down and drink directly..."

In the kitchen, Li Tiezhu covered the milk with plastic wrap and put it in the refrigerator, then took a few bricks with his backpack and went out for a run, simulating the army's five-kilometer cross-country.

Huang Sanshi clamped down on Su Su's research. When Peng Yuchang woke up, the two of them went for a five-kilometer run together. They didn't want to run with Li Tiezhu.

When Huang Sanshi and Peng Peng finished running and returned to the yard, Li Tiezhu took a shower and changed his clothes, and had already started breakfast consciously.

It turned out to be-Xiaolongbao? !

The smoke curled up and the fragrance overflowed, and everyone in the room was awake.

Everyone is in good spirits. Although it was difficult to fall asleep at first last night, they still got the answer to the unsolved mystery from Yue Yupeng. The only person who didn't know the answer was the haggard Huang Sanshi, and he thought that no one knew the answer.