Earthy Superstar

After the meal, Jin Hean and Wu Litao went to sell sugar cane. The others were resting at home. They weren't bullying, but they were changed.

After all, Li Tiezhu and Yang Feiyue are the two enchanting men, and they really don't have many shots.

The elderly Zhen Nailiang went to take a nap, Yang Feiyue took his sister Zhang Zifeng in the bedroom and didn't know what he was doing, Li Tiezhu and Wang Fang were chatting with beer downstairs.

Brother Gang handed Li Tiezhu a piece of Chinese, and he also ordered one, and said, "Xiaokai's hammer! I called him to come to my show. He called for a period of one million, and he was crazy about money!"

Li Tiezhu flicked the soot, and said to the cameraman: "Teacher, go take a rest for an hour and stop taking pictures. You can't use the smoking material after taking pictures."

After the cameraman asked the director for instructions, he withdrew.

Li Tiezhu said, "Do you have a lot of money for the first installment?"

"Five hundred thousand."

"Stunned?"

"I recorded "The King vs. the Little King" even less, two hundred thousand."

"Then why do they want to replace you? Replaced with a phase of Hua Tianyu of 600,000 to 700,000 yuan?"

"Hey...because he is the king of singers! The Chinese singer's surname is Hua!"

"It makes sense!"

In fact, there is no obvious difference between the two of them. In terms of popularity and fan wandering, Wang Fang is even better. The three minors had to be top performers for many years, even if they were separated, their popularity was not weak.

Therefore, the reason that Wang Fang was replaced by that show was actually not on the stage. No wonder Wang Fang was angry. After seeing him fly solo, he has a bright future in the hosting field, and he is suddenly cut off by others.

Wang Fang said sternly: "Brother Zhu, when you smashed Hua Tianyu last year, it was so cool! You laughed so hard at me, hahaha... if I had you just like this, it would be great!"

Li Tiezhu: "Aren't you just a brother? Why don't you just mutter?"

Wang Fang: "My agent does not allow me to be him, nor any artist, because it affects the image of idols."

Li Tiezhu: "Fart! Look at my ‘good brother’ Xiao Zhen. He directly changed his character and is now a disciplinary committee member of the entertainment industry!"

Wang Fang shook his head: "I don't want him to be stubborn, that **** is too crooked!"

Li Tiezhu: "That baby is indeed... the gods and ghosts have lost their eyes on the sun."

Artists are also humans, and they smoke, drink, and swear in private. Anyway, except for the elegant dwarfs like Guo Siwei, ordinary Southwestern artists get together and they are still used to communicating in Southwestern Mandarin.

Many emotions can only be expressed perfectly in dialect slang.

Wang Fang: "Xiao Kai said he is going to act in your movie? "Operation Red Sea" is a kung fu movie?"

Li Tiezhu nodded: "We are going to all four of our dormitories. It is not a kung fu movie. It is a military theme. Hey! The new album is about to be recorded. It has been delayed for more than half a year... The summer vacation will have a global tour, and then we will record "Oh Huo Yuan "People", I want to make a movie again... There are too many things and I don’t know what arrangements are there."

Fang Wang: "You, Versailles, I won't be able to do it...I envy you who can hold a global concert!"

At four o'clock in the afternoon, Wang Fang went to light a fire to prepare to cook, and it was easy.

Li Tiezhu still stood by and let the camera go.

You can do more work in the mushroom house, but not here. They are too weak and easy to overwhelm.

Zhen Nailiang, who had slept for two hours, took the potato chips and took a look, and she was dumbfounded: "You made the fire? How long did it take you to make it?"

Wang Fang: "Ten minutes."

Zhen Nailiang collapsed a bit, feeling his face swollen from the beating.

He didn't believe it, and ran to Li Tiezhu and asked, "Tie Zhu, is it really the fire you taught him to make?"

Li Tiezhu said, "Do I still have to be taught by someone to make a fire? Everyone knows how to do it, right?"

"What? Brother Zhu, are you saying I'm not a human being?"

"Are you human or not? It's vague now."

"What happened to me?"

"Why did you eat Feiyue and sister's snacks?"

"I...I'm afraid they will gain weight, so female stars should stay away from fried food. Well, it's so crispy!"

"The female celebrity wants to stay away from you."

Barrage:

"Brother Gang is great~"

"Chuanyu boys are chefs per capita!"

"Brother Liang was stunned."

"Is it amazing to make a fire? It's amazing!"

"Wang Fang is really smart."

"It's not that Wang Fang is good, it's that other people on this show are too hip."

"Are you a human being fuzzy now!"

"Ha ha ha ha…"

"Brother Seriously everyday, Brother Liang."

"Energy ahead!"

"The famous scene is here!"

"Next is the pinnacle of Li Tiezhu's life, dog head."

"The magical brain circuit has begun."

Giggle...

Screaming chicken called for help again:

Master, the chicken next door is hitting me again.

Li Tiezhu turned and rushed out. Instead of saving the dog left, he walked around the door and slammed the door shut, preparing to catch a turtle in an urn.

Those chickens were also exceptionally brave, instead of running away, they continued to beat the remaining dogs.

The black chicken flew up and kicked the dog down and hung it. The chaffinch went up and pecked, and the other two also beat the dog in the water.

Wang Fang was stunned: "Are these chickens so fierce?"

Zhen Nailiang calmly ate the potato chips: "They are not ordinary chickens, they are fighting chickens. You see, they are not big but strong!"

Yang Feiyue also ran down with Zhang Zifeng, she rolled up her sleeves and rushed over to help the master catch the chicken together.

After a while, Li Tiezhu pinched the necks of the three chickens with one hand and helped the dog up with the other.

Yang Feiyue caught the main criminal black chicken, and said fiercely: "Why do you want to bully the dog left? Didn't your adult teach you? Fighting is wrong!"

Li Tiezhu said, "Calm down and leap. They haven't been to school, and they don't have much culture. Don't reason with them, just look at me."

After speaking, Li Tiezhu slapped the black chicken in Yang Feiyue's hand several times.

Yang Feiyue is stupid, Master fights a cock?

Li Tiezhu: "Do you know that you are wrong? If you dare to bully the dog, I will stew you!"

Black chicken: "Oh~"

Li Tiezhu came to the wall, threw two dog-legged chickens, slapped the accomplices a few more times, and threw them out, then returned and pinched the black chicken by the neck and walked into the house: "Xiao Hei, have you been so brave all the time? ?"

"Huh~"

The black chicken has been beaten up, and I have never seen such a dog.

Yang Feiyue followed: "Master, are you really killing?"

Zhen Nailiang said, "Whose chicken is this?"

Wang Fang: "Should we not let it go? Don't let the villagers beat us violently at that time."

Li Tiezhu: "I don't kill chickens, I will show them horror movies!"

Among these people, the younger sister Zhang Zifeng was the most calm. She took a pony and sat on the ground, dragging her chin with both hands and watching Li Tiezhu's performance quietly.

She has stayed in the mushroom house for a long time and has immunity to Li Tiezhu's operations.

Li Tiezhu took the chicken, opened the refrigerator, took out the chicken that he didn't eat last night, and said to Xiao Hei: "See? This chicken was also a brave chicken when he was alive, but now he has all no hair, so he can bully my dog. , It is your end."

Xiao Hei: "Oh~"

Li Tiezhu didn't give up, took two chickens from the dead to the kitchen, and started to chop the chickens with a kitchen knife.

With a bang, the dead chicken split into two.

Xiao Hei was trembling with fright.

Zhen Nailiang and Wang Fang were stunned, this is really a horror movie!

Yang Feiyue finally followed Master's thoughts, and took the initiative to hold the chicken and let Li Tiezhu free to chop the chicken.

She continued to intimidate Xiao Hei: "Did you see it? If you bully the dog's leftovers, I will chop you into small pieces like this and make...what kind of dish? Master."

Li Tiezhu: "Half of the soup is cooked in hot pot, and the other half is made into spicy chicken!"

Xiao Hei: "Gluck..."

Zhen Nailiang wiped her nose and asked the quiet Zhang Zifeng: "Zifeng, why are you so calm?"

Zhang Zifeng said: "I'm used to it. When he was in the mushroom house, my brother even witnessed the whole process of roasting ducks with konjac with colored lights. Later, when the colored lights saw my brother, he flew away. Moreover, he... even fed the chicken bones. Chick."

Zhen Nailiang: "..."

Li Tiezhu chopped half of the chicken, and the other half was left in the soup, wiped his hands, and pinched Xiao Hei's neck again: "Fun? Come over to eat spicy chicken at night! I'll treat you!"

Little Heather shivered.

Then, Li Tiezhu carried it to the leftover dog, forcing it to apologize, then picked up the leftover dog's paw and slapped Xiaohei.

Through these cordial and friendly interactions just now, Li Tiezhu and Heiji reached a consensus.

He confessed his mistake with a correct attitude, and Li Tiezhu let go of it.

Yang Feiyue: "Go back and share the spirit of the meeting with your accomplices, and study and comprehend seriously."

Xiao Hei fled in embarrassment, but the door was closed and he couldn't get out, so he could only run around, and finally found a gap in the fence to get out.

Zhen Nailiang said: "The black chicken now has a psychological shadow!"

The barrage is also served:

"The dog is so miserable!"

"Fuck, is UU serious about reading www.uukanshu.com?"

"Feiyue is also very good at catching chickens."

"Slap?"

"I'm kneeling for you, serious brother, be your own person!"

"Let the chicken watch the chicken chop scene?"

"Look for Xiao Hei's psychological shadow area..."

"This kind of show operation can only be done by Li Tiezhu..."

"Once, I thought Li Tiezhu got fired by luck, but now I know it was wrong."

"Black Chicken already doubts life!"

"It's so miserable."

"Cowhide! Serious brother is just hanging!"

"My sister is so calm!"

"Lantern: Don't come over!"

"Let the chicken come over to eat spicy chicken at night?"

"Can chicken be spicy?"

"Is this a question of whether you can eat spicy food?"

"The chicken in southern Yunnan, I'm afraid it can be spicy, right?"

After letting go of the chickens, Li Tiezhu and Yang Feiyue walked back to the house, and they were greeted by Zhen Nailiang and Wang Fang's "worship" eyes.

Wang Fang's people are all numb: "Brother! You will be my idol from today, domineering sideways!"

Zhen Nailiang said: "Tie Zhu, aren't you afraid that the audience thinks you are too much?"

Li Tiezhu said to the camera: "No one is perfect! If the audience thinks I am doing something wrong, then you should criticize yourself more."

Yang Feiyue: "Hoho~Master is right. I know that many people don't like me. You criticize yourself a lot."

At this time, a few villagers outside the yard probed their brains and were still whispering. Obviously they saw Li Tiezhu's process of fighting chickens.

Wang Fang: "It's over, it may be the owner of the black chicken."

Li Tiezhu said: "It's okay, they might be saying, if it weren't for Li Tiezhu, I would have called the police and arrested you."

Wang Fang: "..."

Zhang Zifeng: "Is it illegal to fight chickens?"