Earthy Superstar

With the end of the singing, a prosperous and picturesque scene appeared on the stage.

This flourishing age is as you wish!

The applause and screams of the audience were overwhelming. Even though many people have already seen that Li Tiezhu is carrying private goods, they are still moved because they have been substituted into it from beginning to end.

At first, they thought the performance was a battle, but later discovered that it was a war, and later discovered that it was actually a magnificent history. Only at the end did they discover that it was a revival of a great civilization.

"Epic performance!"

"Great design, great creativity!"

"Superstar Ain Peila..."

"Awesome!"

"Awesome!"

Although I don't know what Niubi means, this slogan has been sounded since the Toronto station, when audiences can no longer express their emotions in words.

It's great, crooked nuts can also be said to be awesome.

The stars in the VIP seats also stood up and applauded. This is the first time this concert has come. After all, they are all big names, one by one with Erlang's legs up and down. Li Tiezhu.

Uncle Liu Huade said that he hates the VIP audience in front of him the most, and he doesn't interact with you at all, just like uncle one by one.

Qin Tao, who was in the VIP seat, was also very excited, and shouted at a group of foreign devils around him: "Li Tiezhu is my brother! Amazing! He was brought into the entertainment circle by me. Lao Tzu is so insightful! Tie Zhu can urinate upside down... …"

While applauding, Momo looked at Qin Tao, who was no longer fat. His eyes were shining. Li Tiezhu was lucky to have a brother like Qin.

In the vast crowd, there are occasionally so few black-haired and dark-eyed viewers who have burst into tears.

"Three grams of oil, three grams of oil crooked Ruimaqi..."

Li Tiezhu took off his tattered shirt and handed it to the actor who was evacuating next to him, and handed the trumpet to another actor, and then helped Fu Mai to the front of the stage, thanking the audience.

Chen Xiaofei translated: "Thank you, thank you very much...huh?"

Why should I translate Chinese?

Sure enough, the intelligence will fluctuate after staying with Li Tiezhu for a long time?

Li Tiezhu, naked to the top, switched to Chinese and said, "I can see that everyone liked the performance just now. I'm glad you liked it. You all know that I am a talk show actor who has good skills and can sing and act."

Chen Xiaofei translated truthfully.

The scene laughed, who hasn't seen Ain Peila's hilarious scene? Tik Tok is full of his highlights and ghost videos.

Li Tiezhu said: "Many people are not optimistic about my global concert because I don't speak English, French, or Italian, and I only have half an English song. Besides, I don't know how to dance."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"Block it, block it! Ain Peila! Block it..."

The audience started booing.

Li Tiezhu said, "I'm sorry, I don't understand English."

"Dance! Dance..."

Some foreign students yelled out Chinese, and a group of foreigners also yelled.

Li Tiezhu shook his head: "Well, since you strongly demand, then I will give you a jump from the axe gang in "Kung Fu"."

Then Li Tiezhu took off one of his shoes and held it in his hand as an axe.

The music sounded and Li Tiezhu began to dance.

"Hahaha……"

This time, Li Tiezhu did not fall.

"Call..."

Li Tiezhu put on his shoes: "Before I came to North America, a friend bet me whether I could talk about talk show (cross talk) at a concert in the United States. The language is impassable, so it's very difficult to rely on translation."

Hearing the voice of the translation, the audience began to booze again.

Li Tiezhu: "But I am a fearless Ain Peila! The difficulty is right, I will bring you a stand-up comedy, let me rest for a while, besides, the scene of the song just now is too big, pack up the props It will take a long time."

"Com Ang, I like to hear you beep."

"Yeah, come on the talk show!"

"It might as well be a bit of effort."

"Let's talk about it, my old lady likes your abs."

"Tear-resistant! I want to sleep with him!"

Li Tiezhu: "Everyone must be curious as to why I use part of the profits for charity in every concert. It's actually very simple, because this is something I can't do in China. But it is possible in Maple Leaf Country and the United States. The atmosphere here is very suitable. , After all, I’m walking on the streets of China, trying to give beggars a little money, because...there is no beggar."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"When I was a child, I still feel happy all day when I give a little money to a beggar, because it makes me feel sublimated! I like the feeling of helping others, and I often donate money in China. However, more and more discoveries It’s very difficult. Once I suddenly wanted to build an apartment for homeless and homeless people. They put my local property speculators, because I probably didn’t have a single person in the house I built."

"Hahaha……"

"Later, my friends and I were going to help some farmers in the mountains, help them dig wells, help them build roads, help them remodel houses, get solar water heaters and so on... After I went to find out, they all moved to the bottom of the mountain. I live in a villa, use tap water, and drive a van..."

"Ha ha……"

"Then I heard from the U.S. people saying that the cotton-picking workers in Xijiang were squeezed. I was very angry and sent people to help them. Then I found that the cotton fields were all machines working, so... we paid the machines for free. It’s been too hard for the machines."

"what……"

"I made a lot of money, but I can't donate it, which makes me very distressed! Why should I give me billions of troubles? This is not fair! I am going to give my hometown, which is also a remote village...to build roads, every household Repair houses, send home appliances, send cars... But many of them are reluctant to go back, because they bought a house in the city, just like me."

"..."

"Just when I was distressed, my friend showed me a video of zombies in Philadelphia. I...happy like a child! I love the United States! This time, I will donate 10% of the profits to them. Build shelters, buy food, drinking water and... dama."

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"

"Awesome!"

Li Tiezhu smiled reservedly. The Americans are also patriotic, but they prefer to complain about their own officials. Li Tiezhu did not stimulate their patriotic enthusiasm, so he caught the commander's official thumping:

"Everything is so free in the United States. The chief will even talk about talk shows and play golf."

"Woo..."

"Hahaha!"

"It's great, if your leader is a Chinese, then I tell you, you are done! Not only does he know no talk show, he can't play golf, or even Ingrid, but what does it matter? What? He can...play ping pong."

"Hahaha……"

"A Chinese grandfather in his 50s and 60s has played the players of your national table tennis team all over the floor. And he, akimbo and said, you draw the ball a little harder, I'm fine."

"Hahaha……"

"He will also change your lifestyle. What? The store is closed on weekends? No, you have to be open 24 hours a day, all year round. It took four years to build a bridge and discuss the name? No, just fix it, just fix it. It's called Wenming Bridge or People's Bridge."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"Sounds cool!"

"I think we really need a Chinese leader."

"It's not over yet! Think about your dog and want to take it out for a walk? No! You have to have a dog keeping permit and you have to be tied with a rein, otherwise you will be caught by a professional dog catching team, and you will be fined . Do you think this is over? You still have to write an 800-word review and read it out in public."

"Oh! Com Ang, kill me!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"Do you know what is the most terrible thing? He will make a five-year plan for you, and then make a fifty-year strategy. So your GDP soars by 10% every year, so that other countries will become popular One book is called "On the collapse of the United States."

"Hahaha……"

"Cool Goose~"

"The point is that in another two decades, the "Theory of the U.S. Crash" will collapse, and the U.S. has not yet collapsed. At this time, a new book "The Theory of the U.S. Threat" will appear."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"So, please believe me, you don't need a Chinese leader. Otherwise, many of you in public will...be miserable because of too much money!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"At that time, if you want to give a beggar a little money, you will find out, **** it! When will the United States start, there will be no beggars?"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"

"Woo..."

"Tear resistant!"

"This is the best talk show I have ever heard!"

"Ain Pera is too smart."

"You come to be the chief!"

Li Tiezhu babbled nonsense, but he didn't expect that after Chen Xiaofei's translation, these American guys could roar with laughter. That's enough, Tu Yile, the stage is almost cleared, and the concert can continue.

Li Tiezhu said, "Okay, let's continue singing and bring you a song "Lanting Preface"."

The audience actually quit, shouting loudly to listen to the talk show.

Well... this is not an addiction.

Is it the return of cross talk?

Yes, let’s go for a whole paragraph, anyway, Li Tiezhu is very good at bragging about this kind of thing, and he never needs to write a draft:

"Anything else? I'm worried that the FBI has already reached the gate of the stadium."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"But it doesn't matter, maybe they are because... they didn't grab the tickets!"

"Woo..."

"I once asked my agent, I am a crooked nut. In the United States, I support the black life and donate to the homeless in Philadelphia. I also teased the boss at a concert. Will I be arrested? He said, I am not worthy."

"Hahaha……"

"If you want to be arrested in the U.S., you must either be the eldest princess of a certain technology company, or you must be the face-blind boss of a super e-commerce company. I thought about it for a while. Apart from face-blindness, I have no other qualified place...probably not. I was arrested. Besides, I paid taxes for the concert!"

"Hahaha……"

"If ~www.readwn.com~ I mean if I get caught. Then, what about the video for the next concert? I will sing for everyone in it, and there is a guy with a map tattooed next to me. Come and ask me to borrow a lighter. It's cool to think about it!"

"Call..."

"Da da da da da da..."

Leonardo didn't know where the water gun was filled, and he nodded at Li Tiezhu. Being close, it really made him noisy.

This scene appeared on the big screen, and the audience laughed crazy again.

Li Tiezhu wiped the water off his face and looked at Xiao Lizi: "Uncle, I will teach you kung fu, okay?"

Leonardo was afraid of being beaten: "It can't be done..."

Then, he was pushed to the edge of the stage by a group of Hollywood superstars, Bryant personally resisted him, and Xiao Li was unable to resist.