End Of Heavens

End Of Heavens Chapter 134

2020-03-16

Chapter 133 Sima Yi: I think it's ok, very romantic

The car in 2035 is very unpleasant, Luo Su's manual speed The speed of the computer is the same as that of other people, and there is no thrill of changing lanes and overtaking. Bad review!

If he encounters a sports car with better performance, the computer plans the route all the way, all the way to the destination, he can only watch the taillights go away, there is no way, bad review!

The engine is frighteningly quiet, there is no sound of the engine roaring, and it is even a little sleepy, bad review!

The whole journey through the underground tunnel, the scenery on the four sides has not changed, except that the cement wall is the wall lamp on the ceiling, not even a greenery can be seen, there is no visual experience of rapid reversal of the scenery like the wind and lightning, bad review !

I finally got out of the tunnel and came to an elevated place, but the computer indicated that there are still 30 seconds to reach the end of the battle... bad review!

To sum up, drag racing in 2035 is completely uncomfortable. When people are used to the full speed of 320 km/h, the average 200 km/h equation is as slow as a snail.

Technology is changing with each passing day, and many industries have been eliminated by the times. In addition, computers are more cost-effective than manpower, and employment pressure is even greater than before!

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The police car was parked in the underground parking lot of the apartment building. Luo Su closed the door and took the elevator to the 30th floor. This is where he lives in Chicago. of.

The door is equipped with functions such as voice recognition and fingerprint recognition. It is very convenient to push the door open without a key.

The higher the floor, the smaller the living area. Luo Su's house on the 30th floor is only 60 square meters, but it is still very spacious for one person. The room adopts a modern and simple decoration style, and the overall layout is bright, spacious and comfortable, and it looks no different from the era he lived in.

Pushing open the window of the living room, a spire-like high-rise building is very conspicuous, the tallest building in Chicago, the global headquarters of USR, and a leader in the robotics industry.

Luo Su is very satisfied with this house. The upper floors have clear view, good air, low noise, good lighting, good ventilation, and it is condescending and can see the green belt around the apartment building.

Because the room was only rented, the room is very empty, except for the necessary furniture and electrical appliances, it can be said that it can be seen at a glance, and there are only two sets of clothes in the closet.

Luo Su briefly got acquainted with his new home, turned on the computer and entered keywords. He wants to integrate into the world of 2035 as soon as possible, at least some simple common sense must be well known.

The computer is controlled by voice, and the two advertisement links on the main interface of the browser are very conspicuous.

"The X-82 orbital space shuttle will take you to the land of your dreams, with great value for money..."

The interstellar travel has begun to become popular in 2035, and the current civilian tourism project The development of the game is limited to the solar system, and the price is ridiculously expensive, only the rich can afford it.

The second advertisement, USR's NS-5 series robots have started global pre-sale. Because they are more advanced and intelligent, the price is not cheap. But USR has a discount for old customers, just take the old version of the NS-4 series robot to exchange for the latest NS-5 robot.

The NS-5 series intelligent robot has a more anthropomorphic shape. Unlike the old robot with rigid facial features, it can convey its own emotions and emotions through facial expressions. Robots are more popular. Expected to break the robot sales record, one in five people owns the NS-5, making it the most widespread series.

"The appearance is simple and clear, but it is not sci-fi. It is more pleasing than the cold old products. No wonder the pre-sale like this is popular."

Looking at the NS- 5 The three-dimensional picture of the robot, Luo Su shook his head slightly, he already knew what world he was in.

【I, Robot】or 【I, Robot】!

I have seen this movie Luo Su. Although I haven't reviewed it recently, I still have an impression, because Will Smith, the actor who plays the male lead, is a star he likes very much.

Luo Su first met Will Smith on the screen through the movie [Bad Boys], and later [Independence Day] and [Men in Black] series, which are his favorite movies.

However, Luo Su's favorite Will Smith movie is not the above-mentioned commercial film, but the biographical theme [The Pursuit of Happyness].

In this movie, Will Smith ushered in a great explosion of acting skills. Although he failed to hit the best male lead at the Oscars, Luo Su felt that his acting skills were enough to win the award.

By the way, Li Boy also ran with him that year.

Knowing which world you are in, it will be easy to operate. Luo Su remembers that the male lead played by Will Smith is a police officer in Chicago. The identity arranged by System is very convenient to approach the other party. I believe that the World Mission will be triggered soon, and he can guess the general mission. It is nothing more than destroying the central computer and preventing robots from ruling Earth.

Finding out the general information, Luo Su also searched for the relevant USR company information, and left a message on the official website to support the release of the new robot, calling it a product that changes the world and is destined to leave a name in history.

The price of the NS-5 series of intelligent robots is very high. Luo Su checked his bank account and found that he couldn't even afford an arm. A credit card with a limit of 1 million USD is also not enough. He checked his credit card and was told that it was an outdated old product and could not be used.

Although there is a lottery event on the official website, as long as you leave a message, it is possible to win an NS-5, but Luo Su does not expect this, the probability of picking him out of ten thousand miles is too low.

"Just my luck, if I really win the lottery, that robot will come to kill me too!" Keyword, his expression is particularly solemn, because what he is searching for is very important.

In the process of chatting with Sheriff John, Luo Su heard from his mouth Umbrella Corporation, the game Resident Evil exists in this Mission World.

It made Luo Su feel weird to hear the plot characters talking about the plot characters of another world, John said that Umbrella Corporation was virtualized by the game, and the reality did not exist, but he didn't know what he thought of Luo Su. It's just a person who exists in the movie.

Menghan?shen, xinlan?duan, chuxue?lu, ba?wang...

Luo Su enters the character name of his world, that is, the world of the main god space, into the search bar, Looking forward to finding relevant information, it may be a movie, it may be a TV series, a novel, a game, but he was disappointed and found nothing.

He also entered his own name, and changed the character's name several times, but he still found nothing, as if it didn't exist at all.

Luo Su pondered for a while, and suddenly thought of a funny thing, voice control the computer, change the browser to Chinese to search for the interface.

The funny thing he thought of was the Chinese-English translation. In addition to the unscrupulous subtitle group and the down-to-earth subtitle group, the translations of many imported foreign movie titles often made people slackjawed and shocked.

Luo Su watched [Future Warrior] some time ago, directed by James Cameron, starring Arnold Schwarzman. This is all good, many foreign blockbusters, you can't guess what they are just by looking at the name.

For example, in a USA movie called 'Chastity Torii', Luo Su looked confused at the time, only to find it was [Moulin Rouge] after clicking it.

Do you think 'The Emperor Returns to the Palace' is a Qing palace drama?

No, this movie is actually a magic blockbuster. It also has a translation called [The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King]!

'Stimulus 1995' is a colored film?

No, it's a classic movie [The Shawshank Redemption], although in some ways it's quite exciting.

Another example is the translation of 【Mr. & Mrs. Smith】 is 'Smith's final battle with Smith's wife', this fuck really fits the plot of the movie!

【Lolita】——a pear tree pressing begonia!

【Horrible Bosses】————Boss is not human!

Is this really good, are you not afraid of being fired by the Boss as translator?

What made Luo Su vomit blood the most was a drama called "Love Years of Love", which tells the story of two mothers who grew up together and then fell in love with each other's sons. Translates to 'I love your mom'! ! !

Although the plot is indeed I love your mother, can you be more subtle about the fuck, this is a love movie, not an island country *****!

Luo Su can't complain, these movie titles are really shocking, but if you look at the domestic movies translated by foreigners, you will find that everyone is the same, the Chinese characters are huge and profound, and the foreigners are completely lost in them.

For example, the classic literary film "Farewell My Concubine", the English name is 'farewell my concubine', the literal translation is 'goodbye, my little wife'.

【Liu Sanjie】——third sister liu, the third elder sister Liu, is really a stroke of genius.

'Romance of Three Kingdoms', this is a Chinese novel translated by a foreigner, meaning the romance of the three kingdoms, you can't guess it is one of the four famous novels without reading the content [ Romance of the Three Kingdoms].

I don't know what the foreigners think. Anyway, Luo Su didn't think the Three Kingdoms was romantic, and Zhou Yu, Liu Xie, Pang Tong, Yuan Shao, Ma Su and the others certainly wouldn't think it was romantic either.

Sima Yi: I think it's okay, quite romantic!

Cultural differences lead to complete asymmetry in translation. This is the reason why Luo Su is replaced by Chinese search interface. Of course, another possibility cannot be ruled out. The world he lives in is just a little-known street novel, and no one has translated it into English at all.

Or, Court Eunuch is halfway through!

Soon, Luo Su found a novel by keyword search, the title of the book is 'Infinite Infinite Infinite Infinite Infinite No Loop', just look at the name to know that this book is fixed, and the fact is true In this way, hundreds of thousands of words have been completed in haste, and there are no urine points in the whole text, all of which are shit points.

Luo Su flipped through the first few chapters and quickly confirmed that it was the world he was in because he saw the appearance of the female Superman. However, Shen Menghan is not the protagonist, but a background board for sending equipment, warmth, and love at the beginning.

Shen Menghan got her lunch in about 100,000 words, and it was Lu Chuxue who killed her, which happened in the team battle that Luo Su experienced a few days ago.

The real protagonist of this book, Luo Su, has also met, that (. person.), cough cough, that Jian Shaoxin who was splashed with yogurt by him. The latter experienced the tragic death of the beloved Captain. After blackening, he became a super god all the way, and finally became the strongest reincarnator in the main god space. Grand Finale is the main god, and traveled back through time and space to save Shen Menghan. a way.

Luo Su's face turned green when he saw this. The most painful thing for him was that he found the trajectory of his life without System. As soon as Shen Menghan received the lunch box, he received an invitation ticket from the Lord God and became a new and tender rookie. Finally, in the 30 years of Hedong and the 30th year of Hexi, he fought back Lu Chuxue with all his hardships and rose to become Jian Shaoxin's enemy step by step. , the final boss of the main god space.

Because the results of the novel are too poor, the last few chapters are basically the running accounts of the outline, and many plots are omitted. Luo Su only knew that he was perverted due to long-term silence. After he became a big boss, he robbed, burned, committed any imaginable misdeed, cultivated new reincarnators, gave out rewards and loan sharks, and in the penultimate chapter also controlled the main god for his own use.

The ending was very sad, everyone betrayed their relatives, was betrayed by the younger brother, and finally was led by Jian Shaoxin's global reincarnator one-on-one duel, forcibly was beaten into scum, the kind of the soul flew away and scattered .

"..."

Luo Su: (︶^︶) convex

Junk novels ruin my youth, and the nickname of this Thunder King is what happened?

(end of this chapter)