Entertainment: Dare to masturbate the Siberian tiger, this fresh meat is too wolf

Chapter 0074 – The New Song Chart Soars! Jiang Yu, this wolf is about to castrate the piglet!?!!

What I didn’t expect was.

On the contrary, Jiang Yu looked puzzled and complained: “What for?” I see you both are asleep, and you won’t go back in the middle of the night, do you have to see you both go out of my house tomorrow morning!? ”

Reba then came back to her senses.

“I’m not asleep again! Listen to the song! ”

Then, he noticed that Jiang Yu’s gaze was on the side.

Reba turned her head and overtook this girl’s head high, and she didn’t know when, so she fell asleep leaning on the sofa!

To be honest, this sleeping position is really unsightly enough.

The nostrils are facing the person, the navel is exposed, and the mouth is slightly swollen.

It’s good that the appearance is passed, otherwise it is definitely ugly, not the coquettish appearance today.

Reba didn’t want to hit Jiang Yu angrily, “Don’t stare at people!” ”

But who is Jiang Yu?

Where might she fight.

With a slight flash, Reba’s attack directly failed.

However, due to inertia, Reba, who was sitting cross-legged on the sofa at this time, was unstable and planted forward.

“Oops!!!”

“Knock!!!”

All right.

That’s it, Reba planted into Jiang Yu’s arms.

Time.

The atmosphere in the room became eerie.

“Knock knock!!! Knock knock knock!!! ”

The breath on Jiang Yu’s body passed into his nose.

Reba seemed to hear her heartbeat being amplified in her ears! Jiang Yu was stunned.

How to help it all, this girl still doesn’t know to get up!?

“Ahem, are you okay?”

Jiang Yu’s words broke the silent atmosphere, and Reba reacted as if he had, and quickly supported his body.

“Ahem… That’s okay, I and beyond go first! ”

Saying that, he went and gently patted Transcendence’s cheek.

The girl opened her eyes in a daze, “Well, is it dawn!?” ”

“What a dawn! Gone, it’s time to go back! ”

Yes!?

Beyond the confusion, he then saw Jiang Yu’s face, as if he recalled what happened before.

I’ll go! How did you fall asleep!?

This is all a little faster, how to explain it when you go back and the egret? Woo hoo, I’m not clean anymore!

Jiang Yu was speechless, why was this girl staring at herself? Send the two to the door.

Beyond slipped away like a thief.

Reba turned around, 07 still echoed the scene of the intimate contact between the two just now, and he couldn’t throw it out of his mind.

“That… Good night! ”

Jiang Yu smiled and nodded, “Good night.” ”

Say goodbye to the two girls.

Jiang Yu returned to the bed and lay down.

Pick up your phone.

I looked at the time, just a little.

Open the Penguin Music APP, at this moment, the number of purchases of ‘Ordinary Day’ has risen to 7.5 million!

Yo, the speed is getting faster and faster!? Jiang Yu was a little surprised.

If you have ten such songs, will you be able to sit and collect money? Turn on the system.

Before that, Jiang Yu exchanged two skills.

Fishing and judo, respectively, and then reaching the full level, costs a total of 14 million popularity points.

Yesterday, though, was a great deal.

So far, the popularity value on the system account has come to 6600W, which is much stronger than the previous two days!

If Jiang Yu was popular among young people two days ago.

So now, in addition to youth, people of many other ages also know Jiang Yu!

【System, I want to buy Auto Match Environment Song Generator (Perpetual Version)】

【Received! This purchase costs 6000W popularity points, and it cannot be withdrawn after purchase, please confirm the purchase!? 】

【Yes! 】

【Ding! Congratulations to the host on the successful purchase! 【Do I need to match now?】 【Not now】

[Okay] Now.

Jiang Yu didn’t cherish his popularity as much as he did at the beginning.

Anyway, after uploading those videos, new popularity values can be credited every day.

Just two words – willful! Early morning.

Rooster announced.

Another bright day has arrived. However, when I go out today.

Jiang Yu did not meet Reba again.

Jiang Yu thought that she hadn’t woken up, so he waited at the door for a while.

But stared for a long time.

See Reba still did not come out.

Jiang Yu couldn’t help but make a phone call.

“Sister Reba, have you washed up? It’s time to go out! ”

“Huh? I’m having breakfast downstairs, you come straight to me! ”

“Okay…”

It turns out that it is already gone!

Jiang Yu just thought that Reba was hungry, and he didn’t pay attention to it.

And actually.

Reba was quite confused.

After saying goodbye to Jiang Yu yesterday, I went back to lie down, and my mind was full of strange thoughts

Then, in the midst of such strange thoughts, Reba had some strange, somewhat unspeakable dreams.

Not knowing how to face Jiang Yu, she went downstairs in advance.

But fortunately, Reba’s self-mediation ability is very strong, and at this time, she has temporarily forgotten and returned to her former appearance.

Went downstairs.

Jiang Yu went to get porridge and steamed buns, and then sat down opposite Reba.

“It’s also late for Egret and Beyond today!”

“Beyond sleeping too late, it is estimated that the egret is waiting for her!”

Reba voiced her guess.

“Hmm.”

When eating.

I don’t know if it’s an illusion, Jiang Yu always felt Reba’s gaze wandering on him.

“Sister Reba!?”

“Huh? What’s wrong? ”

“Did I wear my clothes backwards?”

“Ahhh… No, how? ”

“It’s good if you don’t have it, I feel like you’re a little absent-minded.”

Not because of you yet!?

“Haha, maybe I slept too late!”

Reba smiled, then changed the subject, took out her phone and shook it,

“Now at half past seven, your song has sold more than 1750 W, Li.”

Harm!

The rally was fierce in the first hour, and then gradually slowed down.

But that’s a very good result!

“We have never produced someone with such achievements as you.”

“Then can’t I call myself the King of Jiaxing Song now!?”

“Haha, it’s okay to say that!”

After speaking, Reba looked at the new song list again.

In just one night, Jiang Yu’s song has broken out of the encirclement and come to the thirteenth position!

To know.

This new song list is ranked according to the number of sales.

Moreover, in order to protect the gold content of this list, Penguin has spent a lot of effort.

First of all.

There is no mercy on the act of brushing data, and if the evidence is conclusive, the cooperation with the singer will be canceled directly! And will also take the singer to court by means of improper operation!

As for the place where the court was held, it was naturally in Nanshan.

At the beginning, there were two rich second-generation traffic singers who did not believe in evil and ran to try.

But soon after, they all received court summonses!

After that, the result was already obvious, the penguin won a big victory, and the two rich second generations were forced to pay penguin compensation.

Secondly.

For those who are interested in brushing the chart, Penguin has specially given a hot song list to increase the exposure of the song.

This hand not only appeases those singers who like to operate, but also protects the new song list.

Now.

See the location of Jiang Yu’s new song.

Reba was also sincerely happy for him.

“I feel that your song hopes to top this quarter’s new song chart!”

Jiang Yu said with a smile: “I dare not hope for extravagance, but I still borrow your words!” ”

……

The other side.

Director Liu, who was eating breakfast, looked at Hua Chenyu suspiciously.

“Teacher Huahua, is there something wrong with you?”

Hua Chenyu smiled and said, “Director Liu, I have a reluctant request.” ”

Liu Yong couldn’t help but frown.

Generally, those who start with this sentence are estimated to have nothing good!

“Say it.”

“That’s right, I don’t think our show can all engage in these grounded tasks, otherwise, all of them will become Jiang Yu’s performance, and the other five of us will soon become foils.”

Liu Yong was speechless.

Knowing that you are a good fisherman, I specially chose fishing yesterday.

Then who knows that you are still not as powerful as Jiang Yu!

“Hmm… I’ll think about it. ”

Of course, Liu Yong knew the little Jiujiu in his heart.

Just want to show the limelight and regain face! But think about it, it can be regarded as a common human feeling.

Hua Chenyu, who was originally defined as the main coffee, has now become Jiang Yu’s foil, and whoever is put aside will be uncomfortable in his heart.

Nodded,

“But there is no way to do it today, I and the producer have already arranged today’s live broadcast content!”

“Okay… Then my specialty you know, definitely needs a stage, oh, the kunai too… So…”

Liu Yong felt very annoyed.

Why is the surname Hua endless? Just like a woman!

No! Women are not as carefree as her!

Quickly perfunctory: “Good, good, tomorrow’s theme is the rural stage!” What do you think!? Hua Chenyu got the answer he wanted, and his expression was excited,”

“Really? Then thank you director!? ”

“Well, it’s almost half past eight, let’s go to the assembly point and wait for me first.”

“Okay, director, eat slowly!”

Hua Chenyu walked away with kitten steps.

Director Liu secretly took a sip.

Bad luck! What a shame!

Early in the morning, come and block yourself!……

Not often.

The six guests gathered.

The live broadcast opened, and viewers poured into the live broadcast room.

“First, first, first,!!!!”

“Second, second, second,!!!!”

“It’s finally on the air!”

Teacher He walked in front of the camera.

Before starting to introduce today’s task, the staff next to him brought over a transparent glass jar.

Inside the tank, there are many small balls of flowers and greens.

Is this to be drawn?

Jiang Yu guessed in his heart.

Sure enough, immediately after that, I heard He Yi say: “Okay, audience friends, welcome to watch a new day’s Taoyuan battle.” ”

“Today, in order to better understand Linxi Village, each of our guests must play a profession in our Linxi Village!”

“As for what profession to play…”

He Yi pointed to the glass jar next to him,

“I have to ask each group to send a representative out to draw lots to decide!”

The egret was the first to walk up.

After picking for a long time, I finally chose a white ball.

When I opened it, it said ‘village teacher’.

“It seems that the egret has good luck! Rural teachers are the easiest of all our professions! ”

Hearing Teacher He’s words, Beyond danced with joy.

“Hahaha! Herons are awesome! ”

The egret walked back, and went beyond heavy high-fives! This is followed by the mackerel.

“Wow! Carpenter, this is a technical job, I hope Kunquan and Hua Hua have something to gain! ”

Finally, Jiang Yu went up.

The water friends began to stir.

“I’m already starting to laugh!”

“Looking forward to Brother Yu’s whole work today!”

“Haha, I came to see Brother Yu, and no one else loves it!”

“Brother Yu, don’t because you release a song, you have idol baggage, ah! Soon. ”

The results of Jiang Yu’s group came out.

“The profession that Reba Jiangyu Group is going to play is… Veterinarian! ”

Hearing this result, the water friends could no longer bear the power of the flood in their bodies and began to complain.

“It’s over, cats and dogs can’t escape Jiang Yu’s clutches!”

Brother Yu showed a satisfied smile!”

“A profession tailored for Brother Yu!”

Reba was a little crying and laughing.

How to draw such a profession! She didn’t understand it at all!

At this time, Teacher He spoke again: “Of course, in order to make the guests better integrate into their careers, we have specially found a teacher for the guests!” ”

Two men and a woman came out of the crowd next to them.

“Come, this is Carpenter Xie Yunsheng Teacher Xie!”

“This… Elementary school principals… Huang Fangfang, Principal Huang! ”

“This one, veterinarian Sun Yuming, Teacher Sun!”

“Snap Snap!!!”

The crowd applauded warmly and welcomed it.

Finally, Teacher He once again announced 207 cloth: “Our teacher will score according to the performance of the contestants, and the one with the highest score will be today’s winner!” ”

After speaking, under the direction of the director, the three groups began to act separately.

Kun Kun and Hua Chenyu went to the carpenter’s small workshop.

Egret and Beyond reached elementary school.

As for Jiang Yu and Reba, Sun Lao took the two slowly on the stone road in the countryside.

Reba was very curious,

“Elder Sun, where are we going?”

Sun Lao smiled,

“Wander around the village and look for business! In our industry, we can’t just wait for business to come to our door. ”

As he spoke.

The mistress of a family in front suddenly greeted Sun Lao.

“Yo, Elder Sun, I’m leading a star apprentice!”

“Haha, wander around!”

“By the way, my family has just reached the time of neutering of the piglet, or will you help me get it!?”

When Sun Lao heard this, he smiled and looked back at Jiang Yu and Reba, “Look, isn’t this business coming?” ”

When the water friends heard this, they burst into laughter.

“I lean! It’s so difficult!? ”

“Suddenly feel that the crotch is cold, how is it fat?”

“Hahahaha, look, Reba is about to cry!”

“Looking forward to Jiang Yu’s performance!”

“The first star in Neiyu to sterilize pigs is about to be born! #Applause##Applause#”

……

To the homes of villagers.

The hostess was very welcoming and brought tea to entertain.

Sun Lao quickly waved his hand,

“Look at the pig first, look at the pig first, we have a task today!”

“Good, good, this is going!”

Following the hostess, the group soon arrived at the pigsty in the backyard of the farmhouse.

More than a dozen small black pigs stood shivering in the corner, looking in horror at the stranger who suddenly came in.

“Don’t come here!”

“Piggy: What the did I do wrong? You’re going to castrate me!” ”

“The joy of pigs is about to be gone!”

“Poor piggy!”

Thinking about what would happen next, the water friends were inexplicably excited.

Sun Lao rolled up his sleeves and said to the farmer hostess, “Then we will start now!?” ”

“Good, good, good! Get started now! ”

The hostess nodded.

Then he gestured ‘Y’ to the camera, “I’m on TV, it’s fun!” ”

The water friends were speechless.

“This aunt is quite self-cooked!”

“Auntie full of vitality!”

“Hey, why is this person still stealing the camera!?”

Find a low stool in the yard and sit down.

Sun Lao began to pull out his own special tools for castration.

It passed slightly in the water, and then it was sharpened on top of the whetstone.

Soon, the knife began to flash with cold light, and it looked extremely sharp! Reba watched in a cold sweat.

This is so hazy! Turned to look at Jiang Yu.

Who knew that this guy’s eyes actually showed excitement!?

Then, I heard him say, “It’s really interesting!” ”