Chapter 0075 – Widow Maker Jiang Yu, People Watch the Show That Hurts!!!
The water friends are also energetic.
“I remember when I was a child, after my piglet was castrated, the eggs were also fried by the old people in the family.”
“????”
“How does it taste!?”
“I still remember it well, tumultuous, like eating a sheep scorpion, but a little crisper than a sheep scorpion.”
“Awesome!”
“It seems that the water friends are very extensive! #Doghead#”Soon.
Teacher Sun sharpened the tools used for castration.
He always had a smile on his face, but thinking about what would happen next made the water friends feel deeply in awe of his smile.
“It seems that Elder Sun is enjoying this process!”
“Poor pig, you will lose your happiness forever.”
“Piggy is so cute? Why did you cut pigs? ”
Of course.
Piggies are treated equally.
Female, male.
I’m going to cut the reproductive stuff.
Jiang Yu has some understanding of this.
First, if the sow becomes pregnant, it will disrupt the normal feeding situation.
Second, after cutting, without the influence of hormones, the meat quality of the pig will be more delicious!
Last but not least.
After castration, the piglets grow faster and can be slaughtered in almost half a year.
And if castration is not carried out, it will take almost a year.
For some pig farms, time is money, and after castration, it can save more time costs!
“Purr~~~ At the call of Auntie. Soon. ”
The first victim pig came to the yard.
It hid in a corner, looking at the tall people with a confused face, and its body was trembling.
“Ah! Can’t bear to watch it! ”
“How pathetic!”
“Pig: I am weak and poor and innocent! What did you do wrong, do this to me? ”
“Pig: What are these old sixes staring at me for?”
Sun Lao walked over.
Experienced, he grabbed one of the piglet’s hind legs.
Then he lifted the piglet in the air.
Now.
The piglet howled desperately and struggled desperately, but its strength now is so weak, under the control of two adults, it can’t move at all!
“How cruel!”
Reba couldn’t bear to look any longer and covered her eyes with her hands.
But Jiang Yu turned his head to look, but he saw the hands that covered his eyes, revealing a gap.
Jiang Yu was a little speechless.
Isn’t this typical duplicity!? Under the watchful eyes of everyone.
Sun Lao had already picked up the knife, and at this time, he did not forget to say to Jiang Yu: “Come!” You look at this place, the boar bulge here is the egg… Jiang Yu squatted down and nodded with a serious and serious expression. ”
“Understood!”
Then.
Sun Lao did not hesitate to cut it off!
,
“Wow~~~~~~~~”
The piglet cried out in pain, and the sound echoed throughout the yard!
Immediately afterwards, he asked Jiang Yu to hold the knife first, and then directly pulled out his thumb and forefinger…
Reba’s entire little face wrinkled, and her mind went blank.
The initial excitement of the water friends dissipated.
“Nima, why do you feel a dull pain in your lower body!?”
“It’s good to be reincarnated as an adult!”
“At this moment, the sincere egg hurts.”
“Walking around the ring, it’s not useful to look at this!”
“?????”
“Hahaha, old brother is awesome!”
“Wait a minute, send this video to the color stop!”
“Pull the egg out directly without anesthetics, haven’t you considered the feelings of pigs and pigs.”
“Have you found that Sun Lao played a few times before cutting is the most annoying!”
A piglet is castrated.
However, the vitality of pigs and pigs is still relatively tenacious.
After being let go, he was afraid to hide in the corner and shout for a while, and then he regained his radiance.
At this time.
Elder Sun suddenly asked: “Look, it’s that simple, Jiang boy, have you learned?” ”
The corners of Jiang Yu’s mouth cracked, revealing a mouth full of white teeth,
“Learned, let me come next, Sun Lao!”
“Hey, no problem!”
Auntie laughed.
“Or this young man is bold, those young people in our village, ouch, one and two are like a girl’s family!” As soon as I heard that I was going to castrate the piglet, I hid and didn’t look at it. Anus! ”
Said.
Auntie drove another piglet from the backyard.
The program group has already discussed that the losses caused by the guests will be compensated at the original price
Therefore, Aunt was not worried about Jiang Yu’s mistake at all.
Soon, a small pig ran to the front yard.
Jiang Yu, a fifth-level beast tamer, immediately saw the fear in it and went to the courtyard to find a place to hide.
In order not to let it struggle, Jiang Yu immediately activated the ‘pacifying aura’! Moment.
The little piglet stopped, as if he was no longer afraid of people.
When Sun Lao and Aunt saw this scene, they couldn’t help but feel surprised.
“Why doesn’t this little piglet look like he’s afraid of Jiang Yu!?”
“It’s really… My master’s family is not as close as him! ”
Water friends also expressed doubts.
“Why isn’t Little Pig afraid of Brother Yu?”
“Doesn’t it know what happens next?”
“Pig: This man can even beat a bear, I don’t resist, put it out!”
“Little Pig probably knows that Brother Huyu is too dick, so give up!”
Reba bit her lower lip.
Then he saw Jiang Yu learning from Jiang Lao, directly grabbing the piglet’s hind legs and lifting it.
But what shocked Elder Jiang was.
Even so, the little piglet still did not hum, but there was a helplessness and fear in his eyes.
He looked at Jiang Yu with curiosity,
“Xiaojiang, how did you do it!?”
“Haha, I don’t know much, maybe the little pig looks kinder to me!”
Sun Lao: “…”
Reba: “…”
Water friends can’t help but complain,
“Kindness? I believe you are a ghost! ”
“What a serious nonsense!”
“It’s obviously too scared to call out!”
“Brother Yu’s Wang Ba Qi is revealed, and the pigs dare not move!”
Jiang Yu looked at everyone speechless.
I didn’t explain much.
In the process of observing Sun Lao just now, Jiang Yu took advantage of the popularity value that grew to 1000W last night and had already purchased the skill [Veterinary LV.5] in the system mall.
Now.
In his eyes, it was as if it was not a pig.
It’s a collection of fat and protein with a regular body! Jiang Yu picked up the ‘scalpel’.
Phew! Hands up and down!
A piece of white tissue leaked out of the pig’s skin the moment the knife was cut.
Jiang Yu gently picked it with the knife.
The eggs fall into the bowl that was ready from the beginning!
Compared with Sun Lao’s simple and rude, Jiang Yu’s whole process was understated and dashing to the extreme.
I don’t know, I thought he was doing surgery! However……
Even more shocking is yet to come!
I saw Jiang Yu’s thumb dipped in iodine, and then gently placed it on the knife mark and gently slid it!
The huge hole just now seemed to be automatically stitched!
If you don’t look very closely, you won’t know that you have just been stabbed here!
Jiang Yu put down the piglet.
Next moment!
I saw the piglet who had just been castrated, and ran to the backyard in ashes! That figure, that speed!
It’s faster than when I came to the front yard!
I can’t see that I have just been cut off from happiness!
Compared with the withered piglet that was castrated by Sun Lao just now, it can simply be described as a living tiger!
Sun Lao’s eyes were as wide as copper bells! This and this!!!!
What is the situation here!???
This kid is even more skilled than himself! Is it practiced!? Reba blinked at the eyes under her hands.
I couldn’t help but look at Jiang Yu twice.
It seems like…… Jiang Yu’s technique should be gentle, and the little pig didn’t call much!
Auntie’s face was full of shock, and she couldn’t help but give a thumbs up,
“Ouch little brother, your technique is too awesome! It’s not even bloody! ”
Elder Sun nodded in agreement, and his eyes had become deep when he looked at Jiang Yu at this moment!!!
Brat!!!
Fortunately, I didn’t share a village with you!
Otherwise, the business will not be robbed by you!!? The water friends were once again shocked by Jiang Yu’s operation.
“Wolf Annihilation! Piglets don’t let go! ”
“Precision or not, is the difference between slaughter and surgery! That’s so true! ”
“Hahahahaha… This is again one of Brother Yu’s few strengths!? ”
“The males expressed psychological discomfort… But I just can’t help but want to see it! ”
“Agree, it’s too cruel… But it’s awesome! ”
“Cruel!? You will only say fishy when the castrated pig is placed on the table, and you will only say how fragrant the castrated pig is on the table! ”
“The truth!”
“Is this the legendary widowmaker?”
“???????”
“Is this nickname okay!?”
, “Haha, good work!!” This nickname is apt! ”
“It makes me feel uncomfortable to see, but I just can’t bear to close, brothers, am I a pervert!?”
“It’s okay, I’m a pervert too!”
“Me too…”
After doing all this, Jiang Yu took the water and washed his hand.
“Okay, the next one… Next victim! ”
“Next.”
This live broadcast room has become Jiang Yu’s one-man show! Male and female!
None of them can escape Jiang Yu’s neat ‘scalpel’! A dozen piglets, the last time is about half an hour!
You know, even the old veterinarian Sun Yuming generally takes more than an hour to complete such a workload!
Jiang Yu, this directly saves half of the time! It’s not just that.
Water friends are not fools.
It is obvious that Jiang Yu’s ‘knife technique’ is indeed more exquisite than Sun Yuming!
Faster, neater and more suitable for landing!
Even Sun Yuming arrived in the back and asked Jiang Yu some questions from time to time.
“Xiaojiang, why did the sow get out of this position!?”
“Xiaojiang, do you say that the skin tissue here is more delicate!?”
“Xiaojiang…”
“Xiaojiang…”
For Sun Lao’s doubts.
Jiang Yu did not hide it, and answered it from above.
Reba listened dumbfounded.
Jiang Yu knows too much, right!?
How the hell is this brain seed! Reba felt a little inferior in her heart.
and Jiang Yu
How do you feel that you have suddenly become stupid!?
And when Jiang Yu castrated the last piglet. There were already about a dozen more people in the courtyard than at the beginning.
They are all villagers nearby.
I heard that the big star was castrating the piglet, just thinking about it, I felt strange, so I couldn’t help but come and take a look!
At this moment, Jiang Yu was finally completed.
Everyone couldn’t help but applaud.
The uncles look at Jiang Yu to appreciate, and the aunts look at Jiang Yu, their eyes are shining.
I can’t see it!
The young man looks so handsome, and his hands are so neat!? At this time, someone in the crowd suddenly shouted:
“Big star, it’s time for my pig cubs to be castrated, don’t do me a favor anymore!” Don’t worry, I’m better than Xu Cuilan, and I’ll pay back the money for lunch! ”
Xu Cuilan is talking about the owner of the pig that Jiang Yu castrated just now.
“Hey, look what you said, how stingy I am!”
Today I will give money and pay back double! Xiaojiang’s method I am very satisfied, look at that little pig!
“They’re still alive and jumping when they are castrated!”
“Hahaha, castrate your man and he is more alive! Look at your husband’s dark circles, and toss less at night! ”
Someone suddenly joked.
Xu Cuilan became irritable by the way,
“Fuck you! You can’t do it yourself, and you still come to orchestrate my man! ”
“Hahaang!!!”
“Hahaha!!!!”
This meat joke instantly made the audience burst into laughter.
Jiang Yu looked at Reba, and the corners of her mouth trembled slightly at this moment, as if she was trying her best not to let herself laugh.
However, although she is strained, the water friends can’t hold back.
“This smiling look… Goddess Reba is so cute! ”
“The grandpa and aunt in the countryside are still the same, and they are just two meat jokes popping out while talking!”
“Sure enough, the people are fierce!”
“The connotation of netizens, in front of them, it is all sprinkling!”
While everyone is happy.
Jiang Yu asked Sun Lao’s plans.
Sun Lao had already put away his tools at this time, and smiled after hearing Jiang Yu’s words,
“Since the villagers have a need, then let’s go!”
Jiang Yu also smiled cheerfully,
“Okay, then the next one!”
Then.
Under the leadership of Sun Lao.
The program team went to another farmer with pigs! The water friends burst into laughter.
“Hahaha, come back!”
“It’s over, Jiang Yu’s wolf exterminator can’t be broken back at all!”
“Remember, don’t call the Wolf Destroyer Emperor in the future, call him the widow maker in the future!”
Although netizens are talking about physical discomfort.
But the number of people in the live broadcast room has been increasing.
In the blink of an eye, it came to 2500W, which is the peak this morning!
At this time, Kunquan Huachenyu, who was still being reprimanded by the carpenter uncle, only had more than 6 million people in the live broadcast room!
Hua Chenyu was not convinced in his heart, but he could only hold it at this time.
“! It’s tomorrow! I have to show my style!!! ”
“What are you thinking!?”
Carpenter Xie Yunsheng slapped the table next to him heavily, “But I said, the most taboo thing for us is to be distracted while working!” You @#¥@@! @%……”
The smile that had just appeared at the corner of Hua Chenyu’s mouth froze.
Gan!
Seeing this, the kunquan who was honestly measuring the wood next to him was particularly gloating, and silently slammed his teammates in his heart:
Deserve!!!…… Meanwhile.
Today’s new entry for Weibo has been updated!
The new entry #Widowmaker# was quickly searched by netizens.
Uninformed netizens are all curious.
After opening the hot search, I found that the person Weibo said was still Jiang Yu.
“I thought the widow had been remodeled again!”
“Hahaha, even if the hero redoes the LOL, it can’t rush to the top 10 of the hot search!”
“Well, before I clicked in, I really didn’t expect that the protagonist of this hot search would be Jiang Yu!”
“It’s really a wolf! He even ran to castrate the pig, and his character of little fresh meat has completely collapsed! ”
“Hahaha, I like Brother Yu’s real appearance!”
“It’s not just the gelding pigs, now Brother Yu has just finished castrating the two piglets, and is helping to castrate the big rooster!”
“I’m Nima! 6 than! ”
“Where is the live broadcast address, I’m going to see it!”
“Is this to become an almighty castration belt master?”
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