Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da
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"Oh~~~~"
Wu Shaobai showed a clear look.
In front of Guo Degang, his hand kept pointing at him:
"I see what you mean. To put it bluntly, this family has to be rich and poor, right?"
"No no no, that's not what that means, we mainly understand the situation of the customer."
"Hi."
Wu Shaobai waved his sleeves:
"You, this is stingy. Think about it, who are you? The head of the Deyun Club, the giant of the cross talk world..."
As soon as these words came out, Guo Degang was so beautiful:
"Hey~ Hahaha... Ai~ louder."
"What's the matter with love listening?"
Wu Shaobai finished speechlessly and continued to explain:
"Where do you put it, you are all big names, right?"
"Oh, that's not worth it. It can only be said that after so many years, there are so many achievements."
"Yes, it's all set off by peers."
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"
The audience burst into laughter again.
They can see it.
In this cross talk, the two of them are pointed at Maimang.
He was smiling on the surface, but there were knives hidden behind his back.
When you catch someone and relax, you will be stabbed with a pop.
Dig holes for each other.
Guo Degang also looked panicked, and quickly pulled Wu Shaobai:
"You can almost do it, but don't offend me."
Wu Shaobai smiled:
"Anyway, think about it, you are so big, I dare to invite you... all of you."
Saying that, he turned towards the audience:
"Man, it's important to have self-knowledge. You want to say that ordinary people have a wedding or a wedding at home. If they hire a singer or an artist, they won't hire too much. Generally, a job is given to five or six people. A hundred, a thousand dollars, that's a lot."
"That's a lot."
"But you are different."
Looking at Guo Degang again:
"You are a big player, a person of your level, we want to invite you, think about it... Is our family not an ordinary family?"
"Uh...this..."
Guo Degang looked him up and down and nodded:
"The truth is such a truth. Then... I will listen to you, what is your family doing?"
"Want to know what our family is doing?"
Wu Shaobai smiled mysteriously.
Guo Degang nodded:
"Correct."
"It's okay to tell you, let's be honest, this time it's our grandfather who wants to invite you."
"Oh? Grandpa?"
"Hey, that's right. The old man, when he was young, he went to the United States and was a big client in the wilderness..."
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"
"Applause!!!!!!"
"You wait a moment."
Guo Degang stopped Wu Shaobai dumbfounded:
"What are you doing with your socks in your mouth?"
"Nonsense! What's wrong?"
"What do you think? What did your old man do before?"
"The big whore in the wilderness."
"..."
"Hahahahahahahahahahaha~"
In the laughter, Guo Degang scratched his head and said tentatively:
"This... Mr. Prostitute."
"Hahahaha~"
"If I'm not wrong..."
"What's the matter?"
"You should be talking about Red Dead Redemption, right?"
"Hahahahahahaha~"
"Uh."
Wu Shaobai paused, then nodded:
"That's right, that's right. The darts. Hey, I've been living abroad all the year round. I forgot about this Chinese a little bit."
He explained a sentence, and then continued to introduce Guo Degang like pouring beans in a bamboo tube:
"As for the old man, at the beginning, he was a freelancer and worked hard all his life. Later, his health was not very good..."
"Sick?"
"Hahahahaha~"
"What does it mean to be sick? How do you talk about it?"
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Looking at Wu Shaobai who was speechless, Guo Degang lowered his voice and said tentatively:
"Not...which...what...whore...then what..."
"Appreciate ~~~~"
Hearing the boos, he pointed to the audience:
"You know~"
"Hahahaha~"
In the laughter, Wu Shaobai waved his sleeves back with a look of displeasure:
"Stop doing this. Do you think it's Yu Xun's father who prostitutes for fun?"
"You've heard a lot!"
After Guo Degang finished saying this, everyone including him and Wu Shaobai laughed out loud:
"Hahahahahahaha~~~"
All the audience laughed, but they had to admit that the arrangement of the two of them was really exquisite.
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Not to mention all kinds of burdens and jokes that should be given, the most important thing is that the taste is quite good.
Although he is a prostitute and what is he doing?
It seems vulgar, but it is not at all rude.
Even the Wu family found it interesting, but there was nothing nasty.
Then, after the laughter, the applause from the sky rang out:
"Whoa, whoa, whoa..."
"I didn't get sick, it's just that the old man worked hard in the wild west all his life. When he got old, he took with him the property he bought when he was young, some tens of thousands of acres of rubber plantations. Seventeen or eight oil fields. Three diamond mines, one Gold mines, hundreds of cruise ships, seven or eight banks, and his eighteenth wife, who is 32 years old and 18 years old, has retired to the countryside. He wants to invite you to go there. But what are you going to say formally? Identity, such as the head of the local music association, or the head of the cultural and art troupe, we don't have to. Hey, our family is just an ordinary, ordinary little people~"
"..."
Guo Degang was dumbfounded. Looking at Wu Shaobai, he couldn't help but ask:
"Rubber plantations, oil fields, diamond gold mines?"
"Correct."
"The largest concubine in the eighteenth room of the cruise bank is only 32?"
"Yes."
"...Your housekeeper is called ordinary and ordinary?!"
"Otherwise? What do you call this?"
"Uh……"
Guo Degang was stunned for a moment, and after a long while, he said something...
"Little... well-off."
"Hahahahaha~" Li.
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