Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

Chapter 1578

　　Hearing Guo Degang's words, even Wu Shaobai was speechless.

　　"My dear, I haven't been back for many years. Is our country so rich and powerful?"

　　Wu Shaobai asked in shock.

　　Guo Degang quickly waved his hand:

　　"Where is it, anyway... it's okay."

　　"Then are you interested in attending this church?"

　　"This one……"

　　Guo Degang hesitated for a moment.

　　The audience watched... It seemed that Teacher Guo's waist suddenly straightened up.

　　"This... I'll tell you. Actors like us... have a special profession. It doesn't matter who the other party is or how much money they have, it doesn't matter."

　　"Yo? What's the point?"

　　"Our main purpose is to serve the audience, to devote ourselves to art... right? Ahahaha~"

　　"Hahahaha~"

　　In laughter, Wu Shaobai pointed directly to the table:

　 　"Tell you, our grandfather."

　　"How about it!"

　　"Rich is the enemy of the country!"

　　"Ho!"

　　Guo Degang suddenly approached Wu Shaobai:

　　"Rich enough to rival the country!?"

　　"Yes!~"

　　As soon as Wu Shaobai agreed, everyone saw that Guo Degang's expression seemed to be a little distorted and asked.

　　After being sluggish for half a second, suddenly came a sentence:

　　"How big is the country?"

　　"Hahaha~"

　　"Nonsense, what is a big country?"

　　"Look, we have to ask clearly, don't we? If you put the United States, the Celestial Dynasty, etc., that would be amazing. The richest man in the world~ But you want to put North Korea...or Princess Ayitula's family, that's really Not so much anymore.”

　　"Okay, okay, don't be poor. In a word, rich, you know? A... an ordinary ordinary person with a moderately prosperous level! I want to invite you to a church meeting."

　　After Wu Shaobai finished speaking, Guo Degang's body seemed to be straighter.

　　Looking at him, the head of the Deyun Club looked righteous:

　　"Hey, it doesn't really matter if it's money or not. We're mainly..."

　　"What's the matter?"

　　"Serve the audience!"

　　"Is your consciousness so high?"

　　"Then look."

　　Guo Degang nodded heavily:

　　"Everything is for art! The main purpose is to promote our traditional art in foreign countries. Promote cultural exchanges and strive to realize the cultural prosperity and unity of the people of the world as soon as possible!"

　　This slogan was shouted loudly, and the audience subconsciously shouted ok after listening:

　　"it is good!!"

　　"Whoa, whoa, whoa..."

　　In the applause, Wu Shaobai also raised a finger:

　　"Okay! Your ideological awareness is too high! ... So, can you go?"

　　"Of course."

　　Guo Degang nodded heavily:

　　"In order to realize the cultural prosperity and unity of the people of the world as soon as possible, everything is for the audience!"

　　"Hahahaha~"

　　In the midst of laughter, Class Master Guo, who had just finished shouting the slogan, suddenly asked:

　　"But... according to what you said, the old man is so rich, what kind of church is calling us?"

　　"His funeral."

　　"..."

　　Guo Degang's mouth twitched...

　　Wu Shaobai is still saying:

　　"This funeral, we call it a white thing in America..."

　　"Hahahahaha~"

　　"Wait a minute."

　　"There is a lot of attention, and there must be a priest..."

　　"Wait a minute."

　　"There must be a suona. Eh, there must be a hundred birds facing the phoenix..."

　　"Okay!"

　　Guo Degang pushed him:

　　"Don't worry about the United States, you can go out and take the No. 2 bus and transfer to Line [-] to Babaoshan to see it."

　　"What is this called?"

　　"Bullshit! What are you talking about?"

　　"Why don't you call someone?"

　　"Your grandfather."

　　"what."

　　"invite me?"

　　"Yes."

　　"At his funeral?

　　"That's right."

　　"What's the matter? The old man is a relative of Yan Wang's family? Do you know when he died? When was he buried? What happened to him rushing down to sell houses for others?"

　　"hahahahahahahahaha!"

　　"Alas!!!!!"

　　"Whoa, whoa, whoa..."

　　The two of them made another move in the void.

　　Guo Degang took the life of Wu Shaobai's "Running After Happiness".

　　Wu Shaobai couldn't help laughing and crying:

　　"What do you say? What house are you selling?"

　　"Bullshit, you invited me to the funeral in person? Are you talking about people?"

　　As he said that, Guo Degang was so blessed that he suddenly remembered the small burdens on the apprentice's notebook.

　　"What's the difference between you and the nonsense in the movie?"

　　"Movie?"

　　Wu Shaobai was taken aback...

　　I didn't understand what Guo Degang meant...  

　　But as a "professional player" of cross talk, since the foreword is out, the afterword must be added.

　　"How do you say that?"

　　"Look at it~"

　　Guo Degang casually said:

　　"Come on, let me back down."

　　"Ok?"

　　Wu Shaobai and the audience suddenly had a meal...

　　I always feel this is not quite right.

　　Guo Degang continued:

　　"Liu Bei, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei and the three brothers swoop: Guan Er Ye is on top. Today, the three of us have become brothers of the opposite sex."

　　"what?"

　　"Hahaha~"

　　Some viewers have already reacted to how strange this is.