Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da
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"My grandfather was beaten to death by devils when he was three years old."
"Huh~~"
"Hahahaha~"
"Brother Xie, I have never said the word "thank" in my life."
"What a mess!"
"Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!"
"Appreciate~~~~~~"
……
Backstage.
Lao Qin was stunned...
This burden...isn't it from your own book?
Originally, I saw a joke on the Internet about "the scene of brain-damaged lines and names". I thought it was very good, so I wrote it down in the book.
Nor is he original.
But when I heard that Master was active or used on the field, I even extended a few sentences...
He didn't feel that he was being used fraudulently, but he suddenly saw the difference between his master and himself.
Is this hanging now?
Looking at the master and brother who led the audience to laugh, he pursed his lower lip.
This burden... is used very naturally.
It can even be said to be very natural.
Not abrupt at all.
Even if it wasn't for the fact that the burden was actually written in his notebook, he would have mistakenly thought that the master saw it elsewhere, or that the elder brother saw it and arranged this passage into it.
This……
Also great.
Is this the difference?
And at this moment, he suddenly heard what Senior Brother Kong Yunlong said to Senior Brother Li Yunjie:
"Is this burden hanging now?"
"should be."
"Okay, Master, it's really interesting to hang up now."
"Master and Shaobai have added a lot of things to this job..."
Next, Yue Yunpeng made a summary:
"This is really a master trick... Click until it's over."
Everyone has a heart. .
Chapter 1579
"What you said is not next to each other. If the foreword does not match the second, this is a sick sentence, you know?"
After confirming that Guo Degang was finished, Wu Shaobai returned the job to Ji in one sentence.
And Guo Degang is also very tacit. Hearing his words, the following work does not need to be mentioned at all, and he knows how to pull back:
"Bullshit! What are you talking about? The old man invited me to his own funeral? It's ridiculous!"
"Hey, you, misunderstanding."
Wu Shaobai said quickly:
"I'll explain this happy event to you."
"This is a happy event?! I've never heard of it~"
"That's not it. Look at the rules in the United States, the old man is 99 this year."
"Oh, that's a long life."
"That's right, 99, no disease and no disaster. I sneezed two days ago, vomited, and died. When I left, I was not guilty at all. From the other side, it was a happy event, even on the coffin. All have to post a happy word..."
"Wait a minute...that...this...ahhahaha..."
Guo Degang stopped Wu Shaobai, and while laughing, he said:
"As for me, I haven't been to school, so I may not have any culture. But...what are these rules, I still understand a little bit. I'll let you know."
"Eh, you said."
"The first one, look, shouldn't there be a cross on this foreign coffin? Why is there a happy word on it?"
"Hahaha~"
Hearing Guo Degang's words, Wu Shaobai slapped:
"Hey, blame me, I didn't make it clear. It's different in English and Chinese."
"Yes Yes."
"Translated from Chinese, it's the word hi."
"What about English?"
"Hi Pi~"
"Ha ha ha ha……"
"What the hell?"
Guo Degang didn't seem to hear clearly, and Wu Shaobai explained it again:
"Happy, HAPPY~"
"Hahahahahahaha~"
In the laughter, this time even Lao Guo couldn't help laughing.
After laughing twice with the audience, he pressed Wu Shaobai's arm and said:
"The foreigner is buried."
"Correct."
"HAPPY is engraved on the coffin?"
"Yes."
"Then don't ask, the band beating gongs and drums must be singing "Good Days", right?"
"You know it~"
Looking at Wu Shaobai's thumbs up, the audience laughed crazy:
"Hahahahaha~"
Guo Degang waved his sleeves:
"I've never heard of it before!...I still sing...You said this is a custom of the Celestial Dynasty, you know?"
"Uh……"
Wu Shaobai was stunned for a while, then nodded:
"The old man is an overseas Chinese~ A combination of Chinese and Western, you are an actor, don't you know? We have to promote cultural exchanges between the East and the West, and make the world culture prosperous and united!"
"Good guy..."
"Hahahahahahaha~"
In laughter, Wu Shaobai continued:
"Anyway, the old man is happy and mourning, right?"
"...That's right."
"My grandfather loved you very much when he was alive. I have always wanted to meet you, but I suddenly sneezed and said to leave, leaving in a hurry. What about the grandma of the rooms, I can't love the old grandfather. I know I like the old grandfather. If you like you, invite me, come back from there, take a plane to Hong Kong first. Then take a long-distance bus from Hong Kong to Hangzhou, and then take a boat from Hangzhou to Yanjing to invite you to go there for a church meeting."
"No, no, you wait, you wait..."
After Wu Shaobai finished speaking, Guo Degang didn't pay attention to other things, but rubbed his chin, looked up at the sky, and thought about it for himself:
"Playing the United States... to Hong Kong? By plane?"
"Correct."
"And then from Hong Kong... to Hangzhou by coach?"
"That's right. I told you, that ticket is hard to buy..."
"All right, all right."
Guo Degang stopped him:
"Aren't you Hu Qin? I won't tell you the extras. Why don't you fly directly to Yanjing from Hong Kong? Why do you work so hard?"
"You don't understand this, right? Hangzhou has the property of our grandfather."
"Oh?"
Guo Degang's eyes lit up:
"And the industry?"
"How fresh. The Beijing-Hangzhou Grand Canal, you know? That's our old man's business~ I'll help him inspect it..."
"What the hell?"
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