Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da
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Guo Degang didn't seem to hear clearly, and Wu Shaobai repeated:
"The Beijing-Hangzhou Grand Canal~"
"Your grandfather's surname is Yang?"
"No. Last name is Wu~"
"Isn't that nonsense?! The Beijing-Hangzhou Grand Canal was dug by Yang Guang, Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty! Do you understand? Are you fooling a fool?"
Guo De just came.
But Wu Shaobai was full of disgust, and pointed at Guo Degang with that finger:
"Look at you, say you haven't been to school, and asking you to read more books is just like hurting you. Baby~ It's culture that is all about being a man and a craft! You know what? Also the Beijing-Hangzhou Grand Canal. It was made by Yang Guang... who told you?"
"Nonsense! Emperor Yang Guang of Sui Yang recruited [-] people to dig a canal, as the history books say!"
"Look, you still don't admit it, do you?"
Wu Shaobai sneered:
"Listen, I'll give you a boost."
"What's the matter!"
The audience saw Mr. Wu suddenly take a deep breath:
"In BC, the state of Qi was an eventful time. At this time, Duke Miao 020 of Qi was in power, and domestic affairs were controlled by the Tian family and the Bao family. Later, he died unexpectedly. This matter spread to the ears of the king of Wu, who led his division north into the Central Plains and attacked Qi. No! Fuchai marched north, and the troops of Wu State conquered the capital city of Chu State, which was broken by the combined forces of all the countries at that time, and the Song, Lu and other countries were shocked! It is said that this is the power of Duke Wen of Jin and Duke Huan of Qi. What has been done! Fuchai was overjoyed and became friends with the Song and Lu kingdoms. He dug Hangou, opened up the waterway of the Yangtze and Huaihe Rivers, and built Hancheng near Hanggou, which is today's Yangzhou."
A large number of words, Zhuji, were recited and spoken. The unique tone of voice was pleasing to the eyes, and the ears in the intuitive ears were swept away, and there was an indescribable kind of comfort.
And Guo Degang also nodded in cooperation:
"Ok!"
"Then! In order to continue to show its strong national strength, the State of Wu dug a canal connecting Yishui in the north and Jishui in the west, which is called Heshui in the later "Han". Huai Shui, Huai Shui and Hangou are connected! It is the prototype of the former Beijing-Hangzhou Canal. Later, Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty conquered the people and built the canal to the capital Luoyang and even Zhuo County! Historically known as the Beijing-Hangzhou Grand Canal! And our grandfather is the State of Wu After that, the direct descendant of the famous family, the water of the Beijing-Hangzhou Grand Canal from ancient times to the present..."
"How about it?"
"The old man can use it to wash his feet."
"never heard of that!"
"Hahahahaha~".
Chapter 1580
In fact, the traditional framework of the cross talk "Fu Shou Quan" is that as a funny actor, he found an actor who supported him and invited him to his home to participate in an old man's white affair.
And then Pang Ji was rejected at first, which seemed to be somewhat bored.
Then he showed that his master was "rich", and then his face changed immediately, and he began to flatter.
A mouth full of benevolence, righteousness and morality, but in fact it is a villain's behavior.
Then Jiu Mi took it step by step, inducing him to wear filial attire, "wear filial piety", "be a filial son", and use the money that was empty at first glance, showing a very ironic side.
Let people understand that some people can do anything for money.
Quite an ironic core purpose.
And since there is a traditional framework, what should I say, it depends on the skills of cross talk actors.
Today, Wu Shaobai and Hou Zhen's 6th anniversary special performance has only [-] shows.
Compared with the 8 programs that have become popular in the past two years, there are two fewer.
And how do you find the time for these two?
It's actually here.
These few jobs, regardless of whether it is his or Hou Zhen's, each is a big job that requires great effort.
Every life can be said to be in an unprecedented state!
As for Wu Shaobai himself, his purpose is very simple.
ten years.
Whether this group is live or on the Internet, these audiences have accompanied him for ten years!
He can't give much in return.
Only in the best state, with the most suitable partner, show the best side to everyone.
To repay the audience who silently supported him for ten years.
So, this time, he did not cooperate with any video media.
Instead, I hired a video recording team to record it.
There is no need for any so-called video media, nor any specific platform, not even VIP.
The video is finished, and within 2 days, the production team will complete the video and send it to him.
At that time, he will send it directly to Weibo.
public hair.
No matter what website can be reproduced for free, but absolutely can not charge.
I came to the scene to listen, and the one who paid for the ticket was holding me.
Those who can't come to the scene, even those who have never passed through the door of Deyun Society's performance theater, just like to fall asleep listening to my show on the Internet, it doesn't matter.
This scene is the return of the students for ten years after their debut.
I speak well, please listen carefully.
I know that you all like to listen to breathless recitations.
I give.
I know you all like to hear me sing "Little Fairy".
I sing.
I know you all want to see me cooperate with people like Master and Uncle.
no problem!
I will give you what you want.
This time, there is no time limit, no limit.
When are you finished listening, you are addicted to listening, and when are you finished!
This is the original intention of his and Hou Zhen's report today.
……
After a long speech, Wu Shaobai put down the folding fan in his hand with laughter, and asked a very familiar sentence:
"Everyone, listen to the cross talk and increase your knowledge ¨'?"
"Wow la la la la la la la che?
The audience expressed their feelings with applause.
Guo Degang also smiled and waited for the applause to end before continuing to live.
Just now, Wu Shaobai helped him back with a word.
This time it was his turn.
"Increasing knowledge means increasing knowledge... But your performance... Why does it sound unreliable to me?"
Wu Shaobai laughed:
"Not reliable? Hahaha~ Let me tell you the truth. The eighteen grandmothers gave me orders before my departure this time."
"What did you order?"
"The cost of the show."
"Oh!!!"
Guo Degang suddenly raised a tune, and then immediately covered his face:
"Ahahahaha~"
Then, with this hand down, his face immediately became extremely formal.
As if it wasn't him who was joking before:
"Actually, our performances are not for money, but mainly to promote our traditional arts in foreign countries. Promote cultural exchanges and strive to achieve cultural prosperity and unity among the people of the world as soon as possible!"
What he said is called a fluent one.
But as soon as he finished speaking, he immediately asked:
"How much?"
"Hey, Mr. Guo~"
Wu Shaobai put his hand on his shoulder:
"Don't worry. Our great-grandmother has given orders. After inviting the people from Deyun Society, they will have to pay a lot of money to entertain them!"
"Heavy...heavy...heavy gold!? Ahahahahaha~"
"Look at you, are you happy?"
"how much is it?"
"Let's talk about your apprentice first. Apprentice, alone, a set of Outer Mongolia Sea View Villa!"
"Hahaha~"
Guo Degang was also speechless:
"What you said is not human! Is there a sea in Outer Mongolia?"
"Of course there is, why is there no sea? Mine and coal sea! Dirty is a little dirty, but it's all yours!"
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