Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

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　　"My teacher."

　　"Yes."

　　Yu Xuan admitted frankly without any hesitation.

　　"I don't know how many of you know the details of my apprenticeship. Today, my family is actually here. Let's talk about this. I'll tell you."

　　"Oh?"

　　"At that time, my master was noisy, right?"

　　"Yes, my throat was uncomfortable in those days."

　　"I went to the Tongrentang. At that time, because of a patient's lawsuit, I changed from the attending physician to the young man running the hall in the Tongrentang. Have you seen this interview?"

　　The audience responded in unison:

　　"Seen!!"

　　Wu Shaobai nodded:

　　"Hey, yes. Anyway, at that time, Master wanted to come to Tongrentang to buy Dangsheng Pills to eat. Let me take a look, yo? Famous cross talk actor Yu Xuan~"

　　"You knew me then."

　　"Ho, good guy! But I caught you! Heaven has a way, you won't go!"

　　"Um!?"

　　"There is no door to hell, you broke in!"

　　"Ah?! Good guy! This is trying to kill me."

　　"Hahahahahaha~"

　　"Then, I went to Mr. Yu's place to receive: Mr. Yu. The master looked at me and said hoarsely: Cough...Hello~"

　　His voice was hoarse, but after hearing it, Yu Xuan nodded and said to the audience:

　　"There was a lot of noise at that time."

　　"Oh, Mr. Yu, what's wrong with your voice? I still remember the answer my master gave me! It will last for a lifetime!"

　　"What did I say?"

　　"Hemorrhoids~~~"

　　"Hahahahahahahaha~"

　　"never heard of that!!"

　　Yu Xuan raised his tune by one degree:

　　"Does hemorrhoids sound like a thing?"

　　"Later, I learned that my master actually has a polyp in his throat~ It has the same effect as hemorrhoids. Look at you, Mr. Yu Xuan in real life is such a humorous person!"

　　"Hahahahaha~"

　　In laughter, Yu Xuan said speechlessly:

　　"To sum up, is it still humorous for me to call polyps in my throat hemorrhoids?"

　　"Don't you have a nickname called Yu Dachu?"

　　"What a mess! Go!! What kid is this!"

　　"Hahahahahahaha~"

　　The audience went crazy.

　　Mr. Wu rarely talks about the work of "Qingquyi".

　　Because this cross talk is a group cross talk.

　　Let's talk about it, the effect is not so good.Moreover, this is the first time that Mr. Wu has collaborated with Teacher Yu on stage to produce a work.

　　Without Teacher Yu, just with Hou Ye, adding someone, really lacked a little taste.

　　So in the past, the audience in the small theater could always hear it, but after 10 years, or after Mr. Yu did not appear in the small theater, Mr. Wu basically stopped talking.

　　But this one that lives in many Wu Chui is still a classic among classics.

　　There are even rumors that Jacky Cheung was listening offstage when the show was performed for the first time.

　　News from Chen Xi.

　　But it's never been confirmed.

　　Come to think of it... it's not just groundless, right?

　　And they have heard the classic version of the Guangdelou scene many times, but this is the first time they have heard this kind of fresh joke.

　　Just so much fun!force.

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　　"Anyway, in a word, everyone. When my master came to the Tongrentang, I received him."

　　"That's true."

　　"Then I saw that Master's throat was indeed a little serious, and it is estimated that just eating Liangsheng Pills will not be used. I followed the address left by the master to find the door. We were still living in the Qi family Huozi at that time, right?"

　　"Yes, yes, stay there."

　　"I entered the door as a young man, saw Master, and after handing over the medicine, I didn't actually introduce myself or anything. I just said, "Mr. Yu, I want to learn cross talk with you. Please accept me as an apprentice. ~My master was stunned. Then I knocked my head on the ground..."

　　Wu Shaobai said, turned his head to look at Yu Xuan:

　　"Master and apprentice are like father and son. You take care of me eating, drinking and studying art, and I will give you the old age and the death. I have eaten my master's meals for the [-]th and [-]th years..."

　　Speaking of which, he paused.

　　Yu Xuan was moved to recall this meeting, and then he heard a sentence:

　　"You're ready, I'll see you off tomorrow."

　　"Hahahahahahaha~"

　　"go!!"

　　Yu Xuan was completely fried.

　　"What child is this!? It means that I won't even survive the day after tomorrow? Believe it or not, Master will kill you now with the big sword in his hand!"

　　"Hahahahahahahahaha~~~~~~"

　　"Hey, the sword is in the master's hand, and the apprentice is splitting! This burden has come out."

　　"Yeah~ Hahahaha~"

　　The teacher and apprentice laughed along with the audience.

　　Then, Wu Shaobai quickly explained:

　　"Actually, it's just a joke. In our industry, we pay attention to the size of the stage and the rules under the stage."

　　"It is."

　　"Stand on the stage to speak, out of my mouth, into your ears, not arrogant at all."

　　"Correct."

　　"At that time, I knocked my head to the ground. From then on, the master and the apprentice were like father and son, and the fate between me and the master began."

　　"good."

　　"I remember...it was the second day of my apprenticeship."

　　"Oh?"

　　"It was not long after the New Year, and it was still cold. You saw that I was wearing a thin layer of clothing, so you said that you would take me to buy clothes. From there, after half a year of studying art, heavy snow in Tianjin blocked the road, and my stage was in Tianjin. Going to the stage and talking about a ten-minute stand-up comedy "On Dialects" began to debut. Then all the way to the present... Master."

　　"Eh."

　　"My apprentice has something to ask you."

　　"Son, tell me."

　　Yu Xuan nodded and heard Wu Shaobai ask:

　　"My apprentice has not embarrassed you for the past ten years, has it?"

　　"..."

　　The old man was silent for a while.

　　"Ha~"

　　A chuckle.

　　Then he shook his head earnestly and said:

　　"Good."

　　Immediately, applause sounded.