Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

　　"Oh?"

　　"In the first class, you told me that a crosstalk actor has four basic homework, saying and learning to sing."

　　"That's right."

　　"Master, in the past ten years, the apprentice has practiced diligently every day, and worked hard every night, and he has never stopped for a single moment. It is important to keep a clean mouth! For the sake of entering the room at once!"

　　"good."

　　"In front of so many audiences, today, it will be my report to you. How about I give you a segment in front of the big guy?"

　　"Yes, yes, no problem."

　　After talking about it, the two began to live.

　　"Okay, then I'll start."

　　"bring it on."

　　Just as Yu Xuan agreed, he saw his apprentice open his mouth:

　　"Speaking about the history of the Zhuang people in Guangxi... Jizhou loves to eat red... Lu Donkey and Donkey... Donkey..."

　　"Hahahahaha~"

　　"Applause!!!!"

　　Boos sounded.

　　"You wait a moment."

　　Yu Xuan suppressed Wu Shaobai, looked at his virtue of rubbing his cheeks, and said speechlessly:

　　"Master..."

　　"Eh?"

　　"Just this virtue... You also said that you study hard every day and practice hard every night? You should stop talking about cross talk and go to Guangxi to eat fish."

　　"Hahahahahaha~"

　　"My name is hot mouth! You know what?"

　　Wu Shaobai waved to him:

　　"Before other athletes play, there is still a warm-up! Can't I warm my mouth?"

　　"... Still hot!?"

　　Yu Xuan looked him up and down silently, and shook his head:

　　"I really haven't heard of it............"

　　"You must have never heard of it. Now you have time to teach your disciples to burn your hair."

　　"Hahahahahaha~"

　　In the laughter, the audience saw Wu Shaobai pointing at Yu Xuan, and said in a... unusually familiar tone:

　　"You stupid groundhog!"

　　"Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!"

　　"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!"

　　"Applause!!!!!!"

　　"Whoa, whoa, whoa..."

　　At the same time, the audience who applauded and laughed at the same time were still thinking...

　　Why is this tone so familiar?

　　Where are you listening?

　　In the next second, Yu Xuan answered this question for them:

　　"Don't watch that foreign translated film!"

　　"Hahahahaha~"

　　And Wu Shaobai rubbed his face again, coughed, and said:

　　"It's started."

　　"let's start."

　　This time, he took a deep breath, and said to the microphone in a succinct manner:

　　"The taxi driver who said that Guangxi Zhuang Autonomous Region likes to eat red carp, green carp and donkey, dragged the Miao and Tujia Autonomous Prefecture who likes to drink the durian milk of Grandma Liu's autonomous region, and met the mute who was holding the trumpet and defeated the first four of the mountain. Forty-four dead stone lions from fourteen dead persimmon trees..."

　　There was no stammering, except for the first sentence that was interrupted, all the other tongue twisters were sent to the ears of all the audience very quickly but very clearly.

　　Mr. Wu's basic skills are like a must.

　　This is what they heard ten years ago.

　　And ten years later, it's still the same!

　　It's just that compared to ten years ago, his voice is clearer, his breath is longer, and his speech is easier!

　　Just like what Mr. Wu said before.

　　In the past ten years, no matter how busy he is about the basic skills of cross talk... He still practiced diligently every day, and practiced hard every night, and he never missed a day! .

Chapter 1584

　　"This is the saying in learning to sing."

　　"Yes, one of the basic skills."

　　"Let alone tease us."

　　Wu Shaobai said, and suddenly pointed to the bottom of the stage:

　　"Little Tong, please be more reserved. You are a star and an entertainer. Please don't show your front teeth when you smile... Yo, the leek box for dinner, right? The leek leaves are still on your teeth. "

　　"Pfft hahahahahaha..."

　　Tong Liya subconsciously covered her mouth, squinted her eyes and burst into laughter.

　　And the big screen also gave her the camera at the right time.

　　"Oh!!!!"

　　The audience cheered.

　　But Yu Xuan said:

　　"Are you going to die! What are you doing!"

　　"Hahahahaha~"

　　"I'm talking about the cabbage boiled at home at night, you might be looking at scallion foam!"

　　"Hahahahahahahahaha~"

　　No one thought that Yu Xuan's burden could be revealed, and everyone in the audience went crazy with laughter.

　　Only Tong Liya was speechless...

　　These two smashed her here.

　　"Okay okay 29."

　　Looking at his daughter-in-law, Wu Shaobai nodded:

　　"Anyway, there is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage. Let's go home and talk about something~"

　　"Applause!!!!"

　　Tong Liya took the lead, and 8000 people started booing him.

　　"You see, this is a joke."

　　"it is good!"

　　"Whoa, whoa, whoa..."

　　Applause again.

　　Wu Shaobai nodded:

　　"Then what is the third homework?"

　　"what?"

　　"It's singing."

　　"Oh?"

　　"Singing, it refers to the lyrics of Taiping, that is, the main work of cross talk actors. And here, although some old tunes are repeated, but the old audience knows that "Qingquyi" is a job, as long as I say it, I will always thank you One person. This person is Mr. Guo Degang who performed the "Fu Shou Quan" with me just now. The lyrics of Taiping have not been sung for a long time."

　　"Yes."

　　"Because of what? It's just a stereotype, with different words and phrases, and it goes back and forth. In the past, comedians could sing, peddlers hawking along the street could sing, and yo-car chauffeurs could sing. It sounds very simple at first~ You can talk about peddlers and pawns, so gradually, you can't attract the audience when you sing this. As time goes by, this will be gone. In the first two years, people in the quyi industry have rapped and sang a lot. Dao, is the kind of person who dares to say that he is a cross talk actor after collecting a few comics from "The King of Jokes", and once he raps, he says I will sing a song for everyone, sing a song and so on. Being tossed by this group of laymen of……"

　　"Master, wait a moment."

　　Yu Xuan stopped Wu Shaobai.

　　"What's the matter, Master?"

　　"This one……"

　　Yu Xuan paused for a while, and suddenly said:

　　"Let your uncle do the things that offend people. He's professional~"

　　"Hahahahahaha~"

　　"This... okay."