Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da
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"Hey, young master, did you hear it? It's not right, repeat it."
It looks like the old gentleman who held a ruler and taught his apprentices in the old society in the past.
As soon as he said this, the audience immediately turned the boos into cheers:
"Oh!!!"
"..."
Wu Shaobai's face was bitter, and then he said:
"My name is Wu Shaobai, this is my master*(¥#!"
"I didn't hear you, repeat."
"My name is……"
"The last sentence."
"This is my master, Teacher Yu Xing."
"The name is wrong, say it again."
"This is my master!"
"You can't do it with a few words, repeat."
"Is there something like you, Master? Others can't hide, so why don't you post it yourself!?"
Wu Shaobai was dissatisfied.
"Shu~"
Yu Xuan unfolded his fan, looking extremely dashing:
"Hey, little thief, why did you know it today? Come on, say..."
"...This is what you forced me to do."
Wu Shaobai's anger sinks into his dantian!
"Yo, what are you doing?"
As soon as Yu Xuan finished speaking, he heard Wu Shaobai speak into the microphone with an almost explosive high-pitched tone, and slapped the word "whip" directly on top of it.
"My master, donkey!!!!!!! whip!!!!~~~~~~~~~"
"Oh!!!!"
The audience cheered desperately, and after Zhang Xueyou was stunned, he suddenly "puchi" and laughed like crazy.
It was only then that he realized that it turned out that the cloud and mountains in the opening scene were talking about such a name.
Hahahahahaha!
Yu Xing!Donkey whip!
Hahahahaha!
It's like!
Bai Zi is so talented!
Hahahahaha!
……
"Are you satisfied! Are you satisfied!!! My master!! Donkey whip!!!! Donkey whip donkey whip donkey whip donkey whip donkey whip!!!"
"go!!"
Yu Xuan pushed Wu Shaobai, who was still repeating endlessly.
"Just say it once, you repeater!?"
"I'm afraid you won't be able to listen to it! From the moment you started playing, you've been waiting for this one! Donkey whip donkey whip donkey whip!!! Come on, big guy with me!! This is my master~~~ "
Following Wu Shaobai's command from the edge of the stage, all the audience were uniform:
"Donkey whip!!!! Hahahahahahahahaha~~~"
In the cheers of the audience, Yu Xuan closed his fan:
"Hey, this sound is really good. Ladies and gentlemen, I also gave it my all. Today, my grandfather will tell you a cross talk, thank you for your support!!!"
If the apprentice is willing to go out, the master must have a rope tied to him.
The reason is that if the apprentice is going to run far away, he will come back in time.
Right now, this piece is really good.
But if you continue to go down, it will be a little off topic.
That's why he said such a paragraph, everyone laughed and laughed, and made trouble, let's go on.
And Wu Shaobai also understood what Master meant. Along with Yu Xuan's clasping of fists and hands, he also stood on the edge of the stage and clasped his fists towards the audience, and then bowed deeply.
Thank you all for coming! .
Chapter 237
Standing in front of the microphone, Wu Shaobai sighed.
"Ah. I knew that, on weekdays, you, ah, are screaming little sweetness one by one."
"Oh, that name is so boring."
"Then as soon as my master and I came up, you all held back, this little sweet..."
"What's the matter?"
"It became Mrs. Niu."
"Eh... this metaphor... is also in place."
Yu Xuan took a sentence, and at the same time listened to the audience's long laughter, and said in his heart... Today's cross talk was originally a big job.
If it's over, it will probably take an hour.
Wu Shaobai didn't know what Yu Xuan was thinking. Following the laughter of the audience, he said:
"Crosstalk, in fact, listening to it is a joy. But as far as today is concerned, this performance has a different meaning to me."
"how?"
"Because today is the first time that my master and I have been on the same stage since my apprenticeship. Although there have been comebacks before, the uncle was also there. Like today, our masters are standing on the stage. I am amused. Hold, this is the first time for serious children. Ladies, is today's ticket worth?"
"value!!!!"
Accompanied by 29 cheers, the audience responded enthusiastically.
Yu Xuan smiled and nodded:
"Thank you, thank you all."
"To be honest, I'm quite nervous today."
"……Did not see it."
Yu Xuan choked out a sentence.
Wu Shaobai was stunned, glanced at his master, and said:
"Okay, okay, this opening is over, don't bother."
"I ah~ ha~"
Yu Xuan chuckled lightly:
"Don't mess up, just talk about things."
"Okay...Looking at your laughter, I thought I was lying. But in fact, I didn't. From the moment I became a teacher..."
He put his hands to the side:
"This is my master."
"Yes, it's me."
"I am his apprentice."
"EMMMM... that's another story."
"Hahaha~"
The audience burst into laughter instantly.
No one thought that Yu Xuan could come and hang up like this.
Even Wu Shaobai is like this.
He looked at Yu Xuan helplessly, and finally shook his head:
"You can't do this with your surname Donkey."
"Whose surname is Donkey!! Hahaha~"
Yu Xuan said with a smile.
Wu Shaobai shook his head:
"We agreed at the beginning. I knocked my head down to the ground, and my teacher and apprentice were like father and son. I would eat and drink your food, and you would give me the craftsmanship. Then when I get old, I will give you old age and death. You are wrong. "
"Hey, I'll just say that."
Yu Xuan smiled and waved his hand, and Wu Shaobai turned back to the microphone and said:
"Everyone, you don't have to laugh, because these are the original words I used when I was a teacher. It is often said that a master and a student are like a father and a son. As a master, it is your responsibility to teach this apprentice. When you’re older, you say it’s serving, but when you’re younger, it’s actually serving tea, pouring water, doing laundry, cooking, helping your mother and baby…”
"Am I using your milk! Your mother-in-law can breastfeed herself."
"That's what I said casually."
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