Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da
Page 197
"Eh……"
Wu Shaobai responded cautiously, and then said:
"What we said just now is actually a joke in the four homework. Master."
"Ah."
"I'll just ask you, is this apprentice's homework a pass?"
Yu Xuan took advantage of the trend to show his fan, and in the manner of a literati, he folded one hand and clasped his fist to express his serious attitude, and asked:
"Everyone, what do you say?"
If you usually make fun of boring children, then everyone must say that they are unqualified.
But now looking at Yu Xuan's sincere and expectant eyes on the stage, this time there is no need to discuss, the audience spontaneously applauded and shouted in unison:
"qualified!!!!"
"Hey, our two grandfathers thank you all."
"go!!"
Just as Wu Shaobai was about to bow, Yu Xuan pushed him aside again.
"Appreciate~~~"
With boos everywhere, Yu Xuan said speechlessly:
"I'll just say you're a bad boy. You can't find a bargain here, take me with you to find an audience for a bargain?"
"Hahaha~ I was just joking. But anyway, thank you all."
Wu Shaobai clasped his fists and folded his hands. After bowing to the audience, along with everyone's applause, he said:
"Then, you all listened to the joke just now, and gave you face, and said hello. I miss your kindness!~"
"Ok!"
Yu Xuan took a sentence, and then heard Wu Shaobai suddenly dig his hand down the open front of the coat.
"Huh? ... why?"
Looking at his actions, Yu Xuan was stunned for a moment and asked a question, but then he saw his apprentice digging deeper... How come this place is getting deeper?
Frightened, he quickly grabbed his arm:
"Hey, hey, you wait, you wait..."
"What's the matter? Master."
Wu Shaobai's hand was still in his arms, while Yu Xuan stood still and pointed at the audience:
"Come on, tell everyone, what are you doing?"
"Take the board."
"The board has..."
Looking at his big apprentice, Yu Xuan asked his own question into the microphone:
"Did you dig down three ways?"
But as soon as the words fell, Wu Shaobai took out a pair of bamboo boards and two jade boards.
Putting it on the table, his eyes were full of confusion, as if he didn't understand what Yu Xuan meant, he said slowly:
"You think so?"
"I……"
Yu Xuan stuck for a moment, and in the audience's laughter, he laughed, and seemed a little embarrassed to say:
"I thought you took out the Dragon Sword."
"Hi."
Wu Shaobai waved his hand, grabbed the board on the table, and said:
"I don't like wearing condoms!"
The voice is particularly loud, and it looks like walking on the street and saying something special.
Said to be upright.
Shouting is upright!
"Ouch ancestor..."
Lao Yutou covered the child's mouth.
"Hahahaha~~~ Aw!!!! Aw!!!!!"
(Thank you for your corrections in the comment area, indeed, JACKY's Mandarin is great...Thank you.).
Chapter 240
The audience began to boo wildly, and Wu Shaobai looked at them in surprise:
"Master, what happened to them?"
It seems like an ignorant child who doesn't understand what they mean at all.
Yu Xuan shook his head:
"Master, they~ are afraid that you will crush yourself."
"Oh~~~"
Wu Shaobai suddenly realized, - holding up the bamboo board, he cupped his hands again:
"Then you all have to wear it-!"
"Oh go!!!"
"Wow!!!
Amid the arrogance of the audience and the disgusted expression on Yu Xuan's face, looking at the apprentice who had already held the board in his hand, Yu Xuan said:
"Okay, just say what you want to do. This kid...or he is the top scholar in the liberal arts. The liberal arts study geography, history, ZZ. No biology class."
"Hahaha~"
The audience laughed, and Wu Shaobai asked in confusion:
"What the hell?"
"It's alright, just say what you want..."
"Hey, that's right. Everyone. You see, the joke just now, you are all satisfied. Next, I'm going to give you a little tongue twister. As a cross talk actor, the biggest requirement is to keep your mouth clean. Say No matter where you sit, I will send it to your ears word for word."
"Hey, this is."
"Then just listen to you~"
"Dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah..."
With Wu Shaobai's allegro sound, what came out of his mouth was completely different from this neat allegro:
"Speaking about the history of the Zhuang people in Guangxi... Jizhou loves to eat red... Lu Donkey and Donkey... Donkey..."
"Appreciate~~~"
The audience immediately started booing him.
And in the boos, Yu Xuan suppressed his hand holding the allegro:
"Hey, just wait a moment."
"Uh……"
"Why does your mouth look like winter pants? It looks so hard?"
"Hot mouth."
"Pfft...what's the matter?"
Hearing this, Yu Xun immediately burst into laughter.
I want to laugh, but I want to accept it, but I can't accept it, so I can't help but cry:
"What's hot?"
"Hot mouth."
As Wu Shaobai said, he still moved his mouth hard, and he looked just like Zhao Si.
"I've never heard of this thing. It still uses a hot mouth? That's called a warm-up! Understand? You have to open your mouth to come, what's the matter, there is arthritis in your mouth?"
"Open your mouth and come?"
Wu Shaobai asked back.
Yu Xuan nodded:
"Yes, open your mouth and come!"
"Okay, you can see it~"
The bamboo board sounded, and Wu Shaobai's words were like pearls this time:
"The taxi driver who said that Guangxi Zhuang Autonomous Region likes to eat red carp, green carp and donkey, dragged the Miao and Tujia Autonomous Prefecture who likes to drink the durian milk of Grandma Liu's autonomous region, and met the mute who was holding the trumpet and defeated the first four of the mountain. Forty-four dead stone lions from fourteen dead persimmon trees..."
He spoke very quickly.
But this tongue twister is clear, and there is no pause even for breathing or tongue-twitching.
The audience listened quietly, although they admired it, but really want to talk about it... After all, they still don't know how to listen.
Why do you say that?
Because the reason is simple.
Tongue twisters can also be used in daily life, so I don’t think it’s anything special in my impression. As long as they study hard and practice correctly, they can speak fluently.
You'll Also Like
-
You said you were good at archaeology, but your tattoo of the Nine Dragons pulling the coffin has be
Chapter 1767 1 days ago -
Starting from traveling through Naruto, who says archers are weak
Chapter 203 1 days ago -
I was imprisoned by the Empress at the beginning, and I was secretly invincible
Chapter 716 1 days ago -
Pirates: Get the telekinesis fruit at the start!
Chapter 145 1 days ago -
Hong Kong Film: The Positive Energy System of the Hongxing Boss
Chapter 592 1 days ago -
Naruto: I am immortal and can open the eight gates infinitely
Chapter 183 1 days ago -
Naruto: Reborn as Uchiha Itachi and kill Danzo first
Chapter 88 1 days ago -
The Peerless Fisherman: The Counterattack Started from Accidentally Entering a Fishing Village
Chapter 245 1 days ago -
The ghost knocked on the door, luckily I was able to read the save file!
Chapter 105 1 days ago -
I asked you to teach the worst class, but you made it the best in the school?
Chapter 229 1 days ago