Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

　　As soon as the voice fell, the following girl suddenly shouted:

　　"How many are born?"

　　"Also ask!"

　　Yu Xuan was speechless:

　　"It's not a matter of showing your face too much, and I asked how many..."

　　"Hahahaha~"

　　In the audience's laughter, Wu Shaobai said with a smile:

　　"It seems that the quality of this year's senior sisters needs to be improved."

　　"Hahaha~"

　　"Okay, okay, don't talk nonsense."

　　Yu Xuan grabbed Wu Shaobai.

　　Wu Shaobai also nodded:

　　"Yes, the cross talk thing is actually talking, laughing and lively. In a few hours, I will change your mood and adjust your state. Whether you are arguing with your boyfriend or girlfriend, you are going to beat the teacher, or the Tsinghua school. Come to endure the humiliation of the undercover..."

　　"What kind of students are these?"

　　Yu Xuan was speechless.

　　Wu Shaobai spread his hands;

　　"Anyway, we can't do anything else. Standing on this stage today, all of you are here to listen to cross talk and find happiness."

　　"It is."

　　"So, as our cross talk actors, as long as you work hard and bring happiness to you, you are qualified."

　　"Eh, that's right."

　　Yu Xun responded.

　　"Then here, actors come on stage, and according to the rules, they must first introduce themselves."

　　"Yes."

　　"Then shall I come first?"

　　"Well, you come first."

　　Hearing Yu Xuan's words, Wu Shaobai nodded and said to the audience with a smile:

　　"Hello everyone, I'm Wu Shaobai, a freshman with extremely poor quality in the mouths of the BBS gods. Thank you."

　　Just after the self-introduction, the boos from the audience started:

　　"Ah~~~~"

　　"Oh, quite famous."

　　Yu Xuan said with a smile.

　　Wu Shaobai nodded:

　　"That's not right. You know how many times I was scolded in BBS."

　　"It means that mainstream cross talk actors also go to Peking University BBS."

　　"Hahahaha~"

　　Seeing that Yu Xuan caught a stalk and didn't let go, the audience was full of laughter again.

　　"Master, you can't be like this, how can you stop talking about one thing? This is a video, in case that group of people sees it, they are in series with the moral emperors, and they are gangsters. I am still alive. Not alive?"

　　"You wait..."

　　Yu Xuan squeezed his hand:

　　"What did you just... What did you say? What are you so angry about?"

　　"Bitch. What's wrong?"

　　"That's called HANG, XIE! Ouch... young master, it's no wonder so many people hate you. With this level of education, how did you come in?"

　　Yu Xuan looked disgusted, but Wu Shaobai shrugged:

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　　"Bang together?"

　　"Correct."

　　"Oh, I don't know, what's the matter? Did it delay my exam for the champion? Among the spectators off the court, apart from me, there are at most three national champions, but which one has the highest score from me? what's going on?"

　　"Applause!!!!"

　　Seeing that he dares to mock...

　　Although what he said was true, it sounded too irritating.

　　No, you have to boo him!

　　And Yu Xuan was stunned for a while with a speechless expression on his face, and then he said:

　　"Show your face? ... You, don't get on that BBS, don't let the moral emperors lead you in the ditch."

　　"okokokok!"

　　Wu Shaobai nodded fiercely, and then everyone came to their senses...

 …  

　　It turned out that he was satirizing the moral emperors who criticized him in various ways on BBS.

　　Gee tut.

　　Are you talking about audio?

　　No swear words are exposed, and the damage to people is quite serious.

　　Moreover, in front of so many people, he dared to directly attack the group of BBS who slandered him... Mr. Wu... he has a lot of temper.

　　admire.

　　So, bursts of applause broke out.

　　Wu Shaobai cupped his hands.

　　"Thank you, thank you for your support... I was just joking to ease the awkward atmosphere. Now, I have to introduce the guy next to me to the big guy."

　　"Hey, it's my turn."

　　"This one is my master. Master and apprentice are like father and son. It's not too much to say that he is my father. So in normal life, if he calls my son, I have to answer. According to the rules, if I call him turtle , that's fine..."

　　"Yeah... eh? You wait, wait."

　　Yu Xuan's face was full of disgust:

　　"No, son, what's the matter with you forgetting to tie your shoelaces when you go out? What a bastard...? Oh, what's the matter, I'm a bastard? Then what are you? A bastard?"

　　"..."

　　Under Wu Shaobai's speechless expression, everyone off the field was stunned...

　　"Pfft...hahahahaha..."

　　All of a sudden, everyone burst into laughter when they realized that Wang Ba was an oviparous animal.

　　Son of a bitch……

　　Hahahaha...

　　(Don't be arguing, calm down, calm down, I have an outline, follow the outline... don't worry...) Now.

Chapter 356

　　A qualified cross talk actor must be able to do what kind of cross talk in what kind of occasion.

　　Today is a special session at Peking University. Although Wu Shaobai has the confidence to say shit and fart, he can make the audience laugh, but after all, if he can't be in this kind of venue, he can come up with a few essays to live a good life, maybe the students are satisfied, but they are sensible because of their studies. Teachers don't necessarily appreciate it.

　　Wu Shaobai wants to be an actor who appreciates both the refined and the popular.

　　The audience wants to hear ya, and I give it too.

　　The audience should listen to the customs, I also said.

　　Therefore, his burden of today's "I want to go to college" is basically a burden with a little literary style.

　　Talk home.

　　After this period of charging, the purpose of this work he prepared was to make even the most critical audience laugh today.

　　In easy-to-understand language, after being silent for more than half a month, he brought a piece of cross talk with endless aftertastes to the big guy.

　　And now, the first burden that I have carefully designed from the opening to the present is ringing.

　　It's also very loud.

　　The audience laughed for a long time before they gradually stopped talking.

　　I don't know how many people who listened to the cross talk of Deyun Society for the first time at the scene took out a tissue and began to wipe the tears from the corners of their eyes.

　　Teacher Yu is too funny.

　　hahaha~

　　How do these words come together?

　　First, he looked for his father in the homophonic stem turtle, then transformed the turtle into a bastard, and then scolded his apprentice for being a bastard, but at the same time he took himself in.

　　These two...hahahaha...

　　quite funny.

　　If it is said that Xu Deliang and Guo Degang's "My Campus Life" just now, the laughing point is almost all on Guo Degang, who is a fan.So this part... so far, it is the most comfortable part for everyone.