Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da
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Xu Deliang and Guo Degang set up the stage. Guo Degang's reputation was so famous that even Guo Degang shook out the burden of the opening by himself. Xu Deliang was still chanting poetry there...
For a time, everyone couldn't tell who was holding it.
But when the pair came out, starting from standing on the stage, first of all, Mr. Wu's temperament was firm.
Teacher Yu's natural support also shows the skills of professional support actors to the fullest.
Most of the time, everyone's attention is on Wu Shaobai, but just like the soy beans and diced meat that are the finishing touches in the fried sauce noodles, along with the entrance of the noodles, occasionally a few are late, and the whole bowl of noodles is immediately fragrant. sublimated.
There is laughter, there is trouble, there is factual irony, and there is ethical baggage.
Although the sign "My master is a donkey whip" is missing, it sounds really fun.
Hahaha~
……
"Master."
"how?"
"Can you stop talking nonsense? Is there any master who scolds the apprentice bastard?"
"Didn't you say it yourself first?"
"Then I wanted to scold you, but I didn't let you scold me!"
"You're not going to die!"
Yu Xuan spit out a sentence:
"Why are you allowed to scold me and not allowed to scold you?"
"..."
Hearing Yu Xuan's words, Wu Shaobai was silent, raised his hand and pointed at Yu Xuan's nose:
"The Emperor of Morality."
"Hahahaha~"
The audience laughed, thinking that Mr. Wu is still holding grudges.
Hit them up when you get the chance.
"go~"
Yu Xuan waved his hand:
"You, talk well and introduce well. These are your alumni and your teachers. Don't talk nonsense, it's inappropriate."
"...Okay. Then let me introduce again, everyone, this is my master..."
"Donkey whip!!!"
For some reason, the audience seemed to guess what he was going to say.
Or maybe I have been looking forward to such a sentence. After Wu Shaobai deliberately left a gap, the audience of 4000 full of pits and valleys shouted in unison...
"Hey soothing..."
Wu Shaobai's face was full of enjoyment.
Yu Xuan was stunned for a while, and finally shook his head:
"Hey, I can't run."
"Hahaha~"
"Teacher Yu, we love you!"
A few students immediately cheered under the stage, and Yu Xuan smiled:
"Hahaha~ I love you too."
"Oh!!!!"
The atmosphere of interaction on and off the field is simply great.
……
"Master, can you see the audience under the stage today?"
Hearing Wu Shaobai's words, Yu Xuan smiled and nodded:
"great."
"Do you know what this is called?"
"what?"
"It's called holding us."
"Correct."
"It's my dream university. Where is this place? Peking University... ......one of the best universities in the country!"
"Yes."
"How many students' dreams, right?"
"That's not bad."
"I can be admitted here...really, Master, I am very emotional."
"What's the matter?"
"I feel that it was not easy for me to come all the way. How much effort did I waste to get in, do you know?"
"Oh~~ So you're struggling to get into Peking University?"
"That's for sure."
"Hey, young master, that's not right."
Yu Xuan waved his hand.
"I've seen the interview, and you didn't say that in the interview. What did you mean at the time, wouldn't it be easy to get into Peking University?"
The two started to live.
Staring at Wu Shaobai, Yu Xuan continued to say:
"What self-taught."
"Ah~~"
"What is inexplicable and became the champion!"
"Appreciate~"
"Why this time the question is so simple that it's not worth it for you to rush to study for yourself for so many years..."
"Applause!!!!"
The audience's boos got louder and louder each time, and amid the sky-high boos, Wu Shaobai waved his hand:
"Master, you don't understand this, do you?"
"What's the matter?"
"Isn't everyone speaking to the media out of conscience?"
"That's right~"
"Ah~~~~~~~~~"
The audience started booing again, Wu Shaobai was stunned, and asked speechlessly:
"This is also coaxing? ... What is this coaxing, what I said is not a lie."
"Well, that's it. Otherwise you don't lie, they lie for you..."
"Don't talk nonsense!"
Wu Shaobai hurriedly stopped, but Yu Xuan's words, which could be said to be the essence of the idea, were greeted with applause.
Isn't it...
If you don’t lie, then the media will add fuel to the interview, or extend the meaning of the interview, or directly divert the topic with rhythm, or splash dirty water, slander, and expand irresponsible basis for saying Daydream on the basis of outgoing words...
Tut tut...
These dudes...
Sure enough, it was exactly the same as everyone thought at the beginning.
hurt people...
It is really impervious to half dirty words, but it can scrape the bones with a knife! .
Chapter 357
"actually not."
"Hey, you're looking at the words. Not really~ It's sloppy to hear."
Yu Xuan sighed with emotion.
Wu Shaobai rolled his eyes, ignored him, and continued:
"Since I was in elementary school, I have been working hard to get into Peking University!"
"Oh, the boy's goal was set up early."
"Yes, I just read every day. The other children are either playing football or playing balls~ and then..."
"Ho~"
Yu Xuan was amazed:
"Look at the words you use, but egg boy~ is it a glass ball?"
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