Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da
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"Yes. They know how to play all day long, but I am different. In order to get my Peking University entrance examination, I go to school with textbooks from Peking University."
Hearing Wu Shaobai's words, Yu Xuan was taken aback and pointed at the table:
"You just read college textbooks in elementary school!?"
"correct."
"understand?"
"That's for sure, I don't understand why I'm looking at it?"
"Oh~~~ Then which series are you watching?"
"economics."
"Ouch~" 29
Yu Xuan's face was full of surprise:
"Economics? Did you understand such an advanced thing when you were in elementary school?"
"good."
Wu Shaobai nodded:
"To be precise, it's animal economics..."
"You wait a moment."
He quickly stopped Wu Shaobai, and Yu Xuan asked blankly;
"I've never heard of it before, why is there such a thing as animal economics?"
"Don't understand?"
"...I don't understand."
"It's okay, I'll explain it to you."
Wu Shaobai put a hand on Yu Xuan's shoulder, and Yu Xuan quickly showed the appearance of asking for advice humbly:
"Well, well, you explain to me."
"For example, you, you... finish the dog."
"You get off the dog!!"
Yu Xuan slapped Wu Shaobai's hand off his shoulder with a slap.
"What are you talking about?"
Wu Shaobai was stunned for a moment, but also felt that what he said was wrong, and quickly said:
"Ouch, blame me, blame me, this is wrong."
"Hey, that's not the end. Say it well, make it clear."
"Hmm. Like, you're a golden retriever..."
"Are you a Tibetan Mastiff?"
Amid the bursts of laughter from the audience, Yu Xuan counterattacked again.
Wu Shaobai was stunned again, and quickly changed his words:
"Yes, yes, let's say you have a golden retriever."
"Hey, by the way, you have to make it clear, don't make silly metaphors."
"For example, you have a golden retriever."
"Ok!"
"Hey! Get off the dog!!"
"..."
Seeing Wu Shaobai who suddenly raised his tune by one degree, Yu Xuan scratched his head...
"I've got a puppy? ... What's so exciting about this thing?"
"A dozen or so!"
"Oh, a litter."
"Yes, yes, there's a litter of paparazzi, each with a camera..."
"Hahahaha~"
"You wait a moment."
Yu Xuan hurriedly stopped Wu Shaobai, who was posing for a photo on the stage.
"You're ridiculous. The one you're talking about is a paparazzi, a gossip reporter. A golden retriever is a dog, and a puppy is born. If a puppy with a camera is born, the paparazzi will really come."
"Hahaha~ woo~~~"
The audience laughed, obviously for this very connotative language that is scolding the street, not scolding the street, but it is definitely not a good language.
Wu Shaobai suddenly realized and nodded:
"So that's how it is..."
"Okay, don't be poor, then what? This dog is also related to animal economics?"
"That's for sure. Think about it, the golden retriever has a litter of ten or so. My dear, your family lives in a building, and more than ten dogs are put into the house like this. They were fine when they were young. When they grow up, they can just scratch the wall. It would be inappropriate to dig down the load-bearing wall of your house."
Hearing his words, Yu Xuan became more and more confused...
"Animal economics... Golden Retriever's cub... The load-bearing wall has collapsed... That, young master, I'm listening... These things are put together, are you not suitable for coming to Peking University?"
"Why?"
"Look, following the train of thought, the load-bearing wall collapsed, and then the building collapsed, and then we rebuild on the original site, first repair the foundation and pour cement... This... This is civil engineering. You can go directly to Tsinghua University or not. Is it over?"
"You're wrong, I mean hypothetical, assuming you really raise all these ten dogs."
Yu Xuan nodded:
"Oh, hypothetically~ but I still don't hear what this has to do with your... animal economics next to it. What's it got to do with it?"
"Simple. Look, can't you have so many dogs at home?"
"Correct."
"I'm your little bastard, I have to help you share your worries."
"..."
"Hahahaha~"
No one thought that Wu Shaobai could find a rut here. When he heard him call himself a bastard, he even scolded Yu Xuan as a bastard. Just now, all the students who were thinking about what subject animal economics is all laughed. sprayed.
As for Yu Xuan, he also looked at Wu Shaobai in amazement.
On the big screen, Old Man Yu's eyes became a little straight, and he sighed:
"One thousand injuries to the enemy, one thousand three to oneself. Wu Shaobai..."
He gave a thumbs up:
"Good for you."
"Hahahaha~"
"Hahahahahahaha~"
"Hahahaha~~~"
All the audience, including the teacher, burst out laughing.
This dude... is so interesting.
And Wu Shaobai was also full of glory, and said with a smile:
"Anyway, it's not a loss for me to have you with me..."
"Go~!!"
Yu 300 pushed him and waved his sleeves:
"I've never heard of it... Okay, let's stop talking about this topic."
"Okay, anyway, as an apprentice, I have to help you share your worries, right?"
"That's right."
"Hey, at this time, the effect of the animal economics book I read at Peking University came out."
"Oh, do you have a rut?"
"Yes~ Look, I'll take all of those dozen or so little golden retrievers for you."
"Oh?"
"Then, push the cage and stop on the side of the street."
"Ok?"
"When people see it, oops, this little golden retriever is so cute, so they came to ask me for it."
"...Oh~~~"
"And then I'll take a token fee. You see, animal economics."
The audience burst into laughter at this moment.
And in the roar of laughter from the audience, Yu Xuan pulled Wu Shaobai:
"Hey, Master. You call this animal economics?"
"Yes."
Wu Shaobai's face is pure and good.
Yu Xuan chuckled lightly:
"Hey, being a master, let me tell you something. Your behavior..."
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