Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

　　"What's the matter?"

　　"In Yanjing, it's called a dog dealer! You know? And animal economics... That's a dog dealer!"

　　Amidst the laughter of the audience, Yu Xuan said speechlessly. .

Chapter 358

　　"What's the matter with the dog dealer?"

　　Listening to his words, Wu Shaobai's face was full of pride:

　　"Isn't a dog dealer also a kind of economics? Do you have an economics department here? Come and explain to me, does the behavior of a dog dealer count as an exchange of goods or currency between the two parties to exchange for the items they need? And Is this kind of behavior the earliest and most basic transaction behavior of human beings composed of the three elements of buying and selling subject, buying and selling object, and buying and selling content?"

　　"right!!!"

　　"Yes~~~"

　　"That's right!!!"

　　Under the audience's response, Yu Xuan scratched his head...

　　"This dog dealer... doesn't show his face (honorable), but when it comes to your mouth, why does it sound so glorious?"

　　Hearing Yu Xuan's words, the audience burst into laughter, while Wu Shaobai twitched his hair and said with a more coquettish temperament:

　　"Look, animal economics."

　　"Oh~~"

　　Yu Xuan nodded:

　　"Hey, don't say it, it's Peking University, it has culture."

　　"quack quack quack quack~~"

　　Hearing his praise, there was applause.

　　Although it is based on the praise in the comic dialogue, and strictly speaking, it is a praise for the dog dealer, but the big guy still accepted this praise with applause.

　　Anyway, happy to hear it.

　　Why bother to count so much?

　　But Yu Xuan immediately asked:

　　"But aren't you applying for philosophy? Why don't you study this and this... animal economics?"

　　"Didn't you say it too? The dog dealer doesn't show his face. You're saying, I will go to elementary school, what do you know? When I got to junior high school, my thinking changed."

　　"Oh? Which subject do you want to study again?"

　　"medicine."

　　Hearing his words, Yu Xuan nodded:

　　"Oh, old business?"

　　"That's right. Think about it, I was able to recite the entire "Pharmacology" when I was seven years old. Although I was obsessed with animal economics for a while in elementary school, my dream was to become a dog dealer for the four modernizations of the motherland. the due contribution of…”

　　"Ho~~~"

　　Yu Xuan's face was full of disgust.

　　"It's really annoying what you say about this target."

　　"Hahahaha."~"

　　The audience can't be happy anymore, but Wu Shaobai is still full of glory:

　　"But when I got to junior high school, I found that the nurses and sisters are so beautiful... With these young ladies, who would deal with the paparazzi? Then I studied medicine..."

　　"It's good to study medicine, but... if I remember correctly, you seem to have rejected the admissions quota of Peking University Medical College? If it is a junior high school dream, then you should have no reason to refuse."

　　Yu Xuan's voice just fell, and suddenly, Wu Shaobai let out a sobbing sound on the stage:

　　"Woooooooo..."

　　"Hey, look at this dying look."

　　Yu Xuan spit out a word.

　　The audience burst into laughter.

　　And in the laughter, Wu Shaobai sighed:

　　"Ugh……"

　　"what happened?"

　　"The reason why I don't study medicine...because studying medicine is too dangerous."

　　"Yo? What's the matter?"

　　"Master... Ladies and gentlemen, I will tell you the truth. In junior high school, through my unremitting efforts, I dated a girlfriend from Peking University Medical College."

　　"You wait a moment..."

　　Yu Xuan couldn't help crying and laughing:

　　"No...ha..."

　　He seemed to be unable to hold back his laughter, and along with the boos from the audience, he asked Wu Shaobai:

　　"you."

　　"Ok!"

　　"junior high school."

　　"Uh-huh!"

　　"Did a girlfriend who went to college?"

　　"Mmmmmmm!"

　　"No...hahahaha...you...poof...hahaha..."

　　It seems that this sentence hit Yu Xuan's laugh, and he laughed all of a sudden.

　　The reason for the laughter is very simple. In his mind, Tong Liya's image popped up without knowing what was going on.

　　When the two said they were alive, he knew this part.

　　Originally thought it was very interesting, but as soon as Tong Liya's image came out... The audience didn't know what Wu Shaobai was going to say next, but he knew.

　　So I couldn't hold back a bit.

　　But fortunately Wu Shaobai saw that Master was laughing a little, and the experienced one said:

　　"What are you laughing at?...Yes, I admit that I am blind..."

　　"Applause!!!"

　　Some of the girls from the medical school in the audience were unhappy and started booing him.

　　And Yu Xuan was also speechless:

　　"Don't talk nonsense. If you want to be blind, you are blind. How old were you when you were in junior high school? A talented girl from Peking University can see you. This is an honorable thing. Why are you crying?"

　　"Then what are you laughing at?"

　　Wu Shaobai smashed it.

　　As soon as Yu Xuan's mind turned around, he said:

　　"I laugh at other girls who are blind, how about you?"

　　Hearing Yu Xuan's words, Wu Shaobai grinned, and appeared to be crying again:

　　"I'm laughing and I'm blind~~"

　　"Hahahaha~"

　　The audience burst into laughter when they saw his slutty expression that was more than Yue Yunpeng's.

　　Yu Xuan quickly waved his hand:

　　"I haven't heard of it! What's going on? In the end."

　　"We had an argument……"

　　"Isn't it normal for young couples to quarrel? As for your rejection of Peking University Medical School?"

　　"Not at first...until..."

　　"Ok?"

　　"Until she said I was callous and vexatious."

　　……

　　Off the field, Tong Liya's mouth twitched... Clenching Bai Huimin's hand, she gritted her teeth.

　　……

　　on stage.Yu Xuan was stunned and asked:

　　"and then?"

　　"I said you were ruthless and unreasonable."

　　"Uh……"

　　"She said I wasn't ruthless and unreasonable, it was you who were ruthless and unreasonable."

　　"I said who you said was callous and unreasonable, I think you are the real callous and unreasonable..."

　　"Ha ha ha ha……"

　　"You've always been ruthless and vexatious, why do you say I'm ruthless and vexatious!"

　　"Hahahaha~"

　　"I'll just say you are ruthless and vexatious, because you are ruthless and vexatious!"