Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da
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"Hahaha~ hoo!!!!"
"It's obvious that you are ruthless and unreasonable to make trouble, how can you say that I am ruthless and unreasonable..."
"Applause!!!"
"Alright, alright, alright!"
After the audience smiles at first, then giggles, then roars, and finally roars full of boos... (okay)
Yu Xuan finally couldn't bear it anymore, and covered Wu Shaobai's mouth with a slap:
"Let's talk about it, the two of you are more ruthless and unreasonable than the other..."
"Hahahaha~"
As soon as the old god held out like this, the sound waves in the entire venue reached a deafening height.
And in this kind of laughter, Xiao Tong, who was sitting off the field, was speechless...
Little bastard!
give you a burden...
How dare you use it! ! !
(What is the age of this, and some people say that I am looking for a ghostwriter... In addition, I deleted the comments in the comment area where the two quarreled, everyone, please don't quarrel. The one who reads the book is a happy one. To put it at home, a harem is not a harem... It's not what I said... I have an outline, don't worry. Please stop arguing, thank you for your understanding. I will diligently bring you a good story, this is just the early stage... The plot hasn't flown yet, we are our own people Let’s start a feud first, that’s not going to work. Bow down, everyone, look at me, stop arguing, have fun reading, thank you for your support.).
Chapter 359
Following Yu Xuan's words, it was Wu Shaobai's helpless expression.
"I...haven't quarreled with her."
"Isn't this noisy before?"
Yu Xuan asked silently.
Wu Shaobai nodded:
"Well. And then... I cried."
"Oops ho..."
"Hahaha~"
In the audience's laughter, Yu Xuan's face was full of disgust.
"It's so useless. Then what? . . . break up?"
Hearing this, Wu Shaobai was silent for a while, then nodded:
"Even so."
"What does it mean?"
"She asked me to apologize to her. I thought you were so callous and unreasonable..."
"Okay, okay, don't mention this."
"Everyone, you also know that I'm a man! I apologize if she asks me to apologize, so my face is there? So I twisted my neck... hum!"
Wu Shaobai snorted heavily, gritted his teeth and said:
"Daydreaming!!"
"and then?"
"Then……"
The original gnashing of teeth instantly turned into endless sadness:
"I just watched this ruthless and unreasonable person pick up the knife..."
"Ok?"
"Stabbed nine to eighty-one knives on my body!"
"Huh!!!"
"As a result, because you are too familiar with the human body structure, the court only sentenced a minor injury in the end... 300"
"Hahahaha~"
"Hahahahaha..."
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"
The people at the medical school first laughed like crazy.
Then there was a good person next to him and asked if they could really do it, and when the people from the medical school nodded, they also laughed like crazy.
And then...everyone burst out laughing.
With Yu Xuan's absurdity and amazement on his face, the people in the entire auditorium were laughing back and forth, looking at Wu Shaobai's sad face on the big screen, there was an unparalleled absurdity and inexhaustible smile in their hearts.
And in the laughter, Wu Shaobai continued:
"Then, on the day the court pronounced the verdict, she looked at me triumphantly and said something to me..."
"What?"
"Have you seen it? Knowledge changes fate."
"She's not going to die!!"
"Pfft hahahahaha..."
Intensive laughter and burdens made the applause and thunder among countless laughter and laughter.
Everyone looked at Wu Shaobai, who was standing on the stage, with a helpless face, and Yu Xuan, whose eyes were full of absurdity. Except for giving them the encouragement they deserved, any other thoughts, voices, and even emotions turned into continuous applause. , and the boos after the applause and laughter died down.
Amidst the boos, Yu Xuan waved his sleeves:
"You, I can see it. It's called bad luck! ... So, this is what made you change your mind about studying medicine?"
"Yes. You think, such a long watermelon knife."
Wu Shaobai stroked a length:
"A total of nine, nine and eighty-one knives. Tang Seng went through nine, nine and eighty-one difficult times to seek the true scriptures, and since then Buddhism has flourished. Then I have suffered these nine, nine and eighty-one knives, although it is very regrettable that I have not seen my Buddha Tathagata. …”
"Ouch... tsk tsk, is this still a pity?"
In Yu Xuan's disgusting expression, Wu Shaobai asked:
"But as the saying goes, if you don't die, you will have good luck. Can I also become a great person?"
"It's amazing, let's not talk about it... You have a big life."
"Mr. Lu Xun said: Studying medicine can't save the people of the Celestial Dynasty. I didn't believe it at first! But after this time, I thought I couldn't save myself, and I still have the heart to save others? Forget it! Change careers!"
"Hmm! So you changed your philosophy?"
"Yes."
Wu Shaobai nodded:
"Philosophy is a very profound knowledge. Once, I discussed it with the senior who helped me get [-] knives."
"Oh? What have you discussed?"
"I asked her what philosophy was?"
"What did she say?"
"She said philosophy is about clarifying your worldview."
"...She didn't have a knife in her hand when she said this?"
Wu Shaobai rolled his eyes when he saw Yu Xuan's cautiously probing and questioning;
"What do you mean by carrying a knife? We haven't quarreled yet."
"I'm not worried...then...what do you mean by clarifying your worldview?"
"To put it bluntly, it is to think about the overall understanding of universal basic issues such as the nature of the world, the fundamental laws of development, and the fundamental relationship between human thinking and existence."
Hearing Wu Shaobai's words, many students from the Philosophy Department in the audience nodded secretly.
There is nothing wrong with this, it is indeed the interpretation of the discipline of philosophy.
But just as this thought made them agree with this statement, Yu Xuan said:
"Look, after all, she is a talented woman from Peking University. She is quite literate when she is not crazy."
"Hahaha~"
The group of medical students burst out laughing again.
And Wu Shaobai agreed, and nodded quickly:
"Well, that's right. Then...I asked her, I said, can you be more specific?"
"What did she say?"
"She didn't say anything, she just asked me a few questions."
"Which ones?"
"who I am."
As soon as the question came out, there was a little laughter in the audience.
"Who am I?"
The laughter increased a lot.
"Where was I... born?"
"Hahaha~"
Seeing Yu Xuan's confused face, his laughter grew louder and louder.
"What's the point of coming to this world?"
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