Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

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　　"I'm Wu Shaobai?"

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　　"Wu Shaobai is me?"

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　　"Why am I Wu Shaobai?"

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　　"Why is Wu Shaobai me?"

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　　"How many Wu Shaobai are there in the world?"

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　　"How many individuals does Wu Shaobai live in the world?"

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　　"If you kill one of Wu Shaobai, what will happen to the other Wu Shaobai?"

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　　"If Wu Shaobai was killed, wouldn't this world still be the original world?"

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　　"Life and death are endless, Wu Shaobai's life, whose death is it?"

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　　"Who am I going to kill?"

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　　"Who will kill me?"

　　"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"

　　Amidst the laughter of the audience, Yu Xuan, whose expressions were all twisted together, looked at the apprentice who was still talking, and quickly suppressed his hand:

　　"Alright, alright, alright... Stop talking! You're talking, I'll kill you both, believe it or not?"

　　"Hahahaha~"

　　Under his helpless and Wu Shaobai's blank eyes, all the audience, especially those who studied philosophy, and everyone present, including Wu Shaobai's cousin Yan Xi.

　　All laughed.

　　(In order to prevent everyone from arguing, I will release an update quickly, not much to say, the code word is gone! Thank you for your support, you are arguing because you feel the same way, I can understand. But it is not necessary, just trust me, the old author, If you don't have this amount of writing power, what kind of novels are you going to write? Why don't you go home and raise pigs. Please believe me, thank you. ).

Chapter 360

　　"Anyway...she asked a bunch of questions that I couldn't figure out. Then, after going through all kinds of hardships..."

　　"Hey, right... This one really considers himself a Tang monk."

　　"Anyway, I figured it out. This world is absurd and false. If I was stabbed eighty-one times and could be sentenced to a minor injury, what else is true in this world? And since philosophy can clarify me worldview, then I will report it.”

　　"Oh, so that's the truth."

　　"Yes, as the old saying goes, once you find your goal, you have to work hard..."

　　"What an old saying!!"

　　"Anyway, since I broke up with my senior, I have made a clear goal. I want to take the entrance exam to Peking University, and I want to study philosophy."

　　"That means it's not bad. Although they didn't kill you, they at least helped you clarify your life goals."

　　"You mean I have to thank her? Thank her for not killing her?"

　　"Hey, that's not enough. Let's talk about it."

　　"Okay. Anyway, since that time, I have never seen my senior again. I only know that after the verdict came down, she stayed in the detention center for 7 days, and then disappeared from my world. But I don't care. , I have found my goal, I want to study philosophy! I want to be admitted to Peking University, and I want to clarify my worldview! From that moment on, I gave up all my previous childhood happiness and devoted my mind to reading. "

　　"Hmm! Then what?"

　　"And then... there was a little interlude."

　　"what?"

　　"Textbooks...I didn't get them."

　　"Oh~~ a textbook of philosophy?"

　　"Yes. The bookstore owner said that this book is too biased, and it is impossible to get it by digging holes with carrots. I thought to myself, what should I do? I have to learn the worldview! When the textbooks might not keep up with the teaching progress of the Philosophy Department of Peking University in the future, I couldn’t help but feel anxious, and at this moment of despair!”

　　"What's the matter?"

　　"Suddenly, one day I received an express package."

　　"Oh?"

　　"Take it apart and take a look."

　　"Ah."

　　"It turned out to be a set of textbooks from the Department of Philosophy of Peking University! And it's still brand new. It's brand new, and it's wrapped in white paper. There's a line on it: The day your dreams come true is when you and I meet! "

　　"Yo?"

　　"I was stunned, stupid, and I thought that this kind person helped me so much! Solve my urgent needs! When I finished using the toilet, the kindhearted person's kindness and great virtue will be unforgettable..."

　　"No tooth is unforgettable! That's called toothless unforgettable!"

　　Yu Xun quickly corrected it.

　　"Dude, why is this so disgusting?"

　　"Oh right, slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue."

　　Wu Shaobai sneered and continued to narrate at the slowly increasing speed of speech. At the same time, the speed of speech also indicated that this cross talk had come to an end.

　　"Anyway, there's a thunderbolt on the ground..."

　　"The toilet exploded?"

　　"..."

　　Amidst the roaring laughter of the audience, Wu Shaobai looked at Yu Xuan speechlessly. He had to let go of the speed he wanted to speed up. Looking at his master's smirk, he suddenly raised his hand and grabbed his face:

　　"I wipe your face!"

　　"Ahhh... go! Go..."

　　Yu Xuan blocked the east and the west so that Wu Shaobai's hand didn't touch his face:

　　"It's alright, alright, let's say it quickly, I'll go into the pit after making such a fuss for a while."

　　"Hahaha~"

　　The audience almost laughed, and Wu Shaobai continued:

　　"Since then, when I was hospitalized next to Chaoyang No. [-] Middle School, I held the textbook of the philosophy department in my hand, and what could be called a great pride in my heart!"

　　"Ok!"

　　"Liang Qichao said: The west wind makes people grow old overnight, and withers away the end of Zhu Yan and Bai. At that moment, I grew up. I know that I have thoroughly found my goal, studying animal economics, at best I am a dog dealer. Studying medicine, the same We can't save the people of China! Philosophy! Only philosophy! Only when sages learn themselves can they gain insight into the world! It is said in "Theory of Young China": When young people are wise, the country is wise, and when young is rich, the country is rich! When young people are strong, the country is strong! If the youth is free, the country will be free! If the youth is progressing, the country will progress! If the youth is better than Europe, the country will be better than Europe! Xie Wangyang. Qianlong soars into the abyss, scales and claws flying. Milk tigers roar in the valley, beasts tremble. Eagles and falcons try their wings, and the wind and dust spread. The first child of strange flowers, the emperor of scorpions. , the ground walks its yellow color. Even if there are thousands of ages, there are eight wastes. The future is like the sea, and the future is long in Japan!"

　　It turned into the most encouraging words for young people in Liang Qichao's "Youth China Talk" without the slightest abrupt change. Wu Shaobai spoke impassionedly throughout the whole process, which seemed to make people forget that this is a cross talk, but a paragraph. Inspiring speech.

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　　With Yu Xuan giving a thumbs up "Okay!", the audience burst into applause.

　　And amid the applause, Wu Shaobai's face brightened:

　　"The hard work pays off. Finally, Peking University, Philosophy Department, I was admitted!"

　　"Well! So you have to study hard?"

　　"That's not wrong. So, on September 9st, I happily came to sign up... But who knows, I was suddenly stopped by someone at the gate of Peking University. White hat, white clothes and white steps..."

　　"Oh?"

　　"White mask, white studs, white watch, white waistband."

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　　"Huh?"

　　"Wearing a white coat with a white ballpoint pen in the pocket and a badge with black characters on a white background!"

　　"Yo?"

　　"I see that this person is a polar bear."

　　"Hi~"

　　Yu Xuan waved his hand:

　　"It's really not that good, then what is she doing?"

　　"I'm also puzzled, thinking that this person is here to chat with me? No way, I just passed the exam, and I haven't studied hard. Although this person wears a coat and can't tell a man or a woman, the Bodhisattva is still a man and a woman. Why should I be obsessed with gender?"

　　"Hey~ These good words are all wasted on this."

　　"So, I cupped my hands and folded my fists and asked: Xiongtai, what are you doing? But the person wearing the mask was full of smiles: I said you and I will meet again, do you still believe it now? Isn't this the benefactor who gave me the philosophy textbook? I was overjoyed, and hurriedly stepped forward, shouting: "Thank you benefactor!"

　　"Should be."

　　"This person took my arm to help me up, and said with a smile: "Nothing, I owe you originally. I hurriedly said that I didn't dare, and at this moment, I saw this person took off his mask. It doesn't matter as soon as I pick her up, the moment I see her, I turn around and leave without saying a word! I won't go to Peking University!"

　　"What's the matter?"

　　"It turns out that this person is none other than the senior who stabbed me ninety-nine times eighty-one!"

　　"It's still her...Fuck you. Hahaha~"