Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da
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"I've never heard of it. Which shoddy martial arts TV show are you watching? ... You, don't talk nonsense, there are only eight people in the Eight Kings, and there is no ninth."
"Then you're not human?"
"You are not human! Your whole family is not human!"
It seems that Wu Shaobai said he was in a hurry, so Hou Zhen pushed him directly.
Wu Shaobai's small body was really not enough to look at in front of Hou Zhen, who weighed more than [-] pounds. He was pushed back and staggered, clutching his chest and pointing at Hou Zhen:
"You, you, you... Jianzi!!"
"That's called Shuzi!...Oh, my mood! This is really...Wu Shaobai, you are talking to me, I really let you know what it means to be uneasy, believe it or not!?"
The two of them are really three sentences and one stalk, five sentences and one burden. When Hou Zhen came up in this state, no one could stop him. past.
As soon as Wu Shaobai was threatened by him, he quickly shook his head when he saw how he picked up his fan again:
"It's alright, alright...Mr. Hou, I won't say it, can I not say it?"
"It's not too bad. If you don't have that level of education, we'll just have to speak some Mandarin today."
"Okay, okay, no problem... Everyone, in fact, I just want everyone to see that when I and Mr. Hou are standing together in 340, they are not so sudden..."
"You wait a minute..."
Looking at the dumbfounded audience, Hou Zhen quickly stopped Wu Shaobai again.
"That...can you explain to me, what is a sudden faction?"
"Look... you didn't do it on purpose? The sudden faction! That's it! The sudden faction!"
"..."
Hou Zhen was stunned for a while, but some audience members had already reacted and burst into laughter.
During the laughter, Hou Zhen glanced at Wu Shaobai and asked:
"Which one?"
"Prominent protrusion!"
"...that faction?"
"Pi!! Oops, Pi! Why did you even forget this!?!"
"..."
Hou Zhen suddenly raised his head to look at the sky, and seemed to have figured out the meaning of this sentence. In the laughter of more and more audiences who responded, he asked Wu Shaobai:
"You're talking about the one above and the son of the next one, right?"
"Yes, isn't that π!"
"Pi... hi... puff..."
Hou Zhen couldn't hold back and laughed.
He patted Wu Shaobai's arm:
"That...Mr. Wu, I'm correcting you. That word is wu! That word is abrupt!"
"No~~ I'm talking about π!! A sudden faction!!"
"Hahahaha~"
The audience laughed, and Hou Zhen also laughed.
Everyone burst out laughing, watching Wu Shaobai write a syllable in the drawing.
"Then read it abruptly! Wu Shaobai, today is the king of heaven, and if you say the truth, then read it too! Do you know? It's abrupt!!!"
"Hahahahahahaha~"
"Fuck, sudden faction...hahahahaha~"
"Oh, I can't do it, I can't do it... Hahahaha, what do you think, hahahaha!"
"Oh fuck! Oh fuck!!! Hahahaha..."
This will even the people in the backstage laugh and hold each other's shoulders, laughing wildly with the audience.
Then laughing and laughing, the booing started.
"Applause!!!!"
In the boos, Hou Zhen waved his hand:
"It's alright, you go on, you go on."
"Hey...I don't know why you're laughing anyway."
"Hahahaha~!"
"Anyway, I'm here to stand in our Eight Great Kings..."
"do not talk!"
Hou Zhen pushed him again.
"Don't mention it, it's not a show of face."
"Okay, it's for this reason anyway. In order to stand with the experienced teacher Hou, I have to highlight my culture. You may not know it yet, but I'm often encouraged by Teacher Hou."
"What should I encourage you?"
"Encourage me to read more books."
"Hey, that's not true. This book has its own golden house, and the book has its own beauty. It should be noted that all these things are inferior, only high reading, black hair does not know how to study early, white head regrets reading late. Old books never tire of reading, If you are familiar with Jing Sizi, you will know yourself. If you read more, you will definitely be right.”
"..."
When he said this, Wu Shaobai was staring at him.
After he finished speaking, he found that Wu Shaobai was looking at him and asked in confusion:
"What's wrong? Am I wrong?"
"No...what are you talking about?"
"Hahaha~"
"Oops ho."
Hou Zhen looked disgusted.
"It's really a good look for being blind."
"I didn't understand it anyway, but anyway, I know that I need to read more."
"Well, if you have the heart, you will have time... Then what books have you read recently?"
"Hey, when you talk about this, I won't be sleepy."
"Then let's talk about it."
Hearing Hou Zhen's words, Wu Shaobai nodded and stretched out his finger:
"The most basic, the four famous novels. "The Story of the Stone"..."
"Yo?"
Hou Zhen's eyes were full of surprise.
"You still know the name of "Dream of Red Mansions"?"
"……What?"
"……what?"
"……what?"
"Ah for what!"
Hou Zhen looked at his dazed appearance and asked speechlessly:
"Don't you know what you're looking at?"
"I know, "The Story of the Stone"!"
"...What are you talking about?"
"On a hillside there was a rock, and inside the rock lived a monkey. Someone passed by and saw it, and asked: Is the monkey for sale? The monkey in the rock said: Get out, the monkey is not for sale! The man said, "Hey, You stupid bastard, today I can kill you with Nima..."
"Mr. Wu, wait a moment."
Looking at Wu Shaobai's mouth full of Tianjin flavor, Hou Zhen patted his arm, stopped his statement, and pointed at the group of giggling audience:
"Can you take a look at the big guy's expression? If you keep saying that, I don't know if the monkey sells it or not, but they can sell you, do you believe it?"
"Hahaha~ hoo!!!!"
And Wu Shaobai was also a little puzzled. Looking at Hou Zhen, he said:
"Mr. Hou, am I wrong? The Story of the Stone, isn't that the story?"
"That Nima is "Journey to the West"! You know!"
Hou Zhen pointed to the table:
"People like you are worse than those people in the mainstream cross talk world who know they are cheating every day! You know what!"
"Hahahahaha~"
(There will be more updates tonight. I will go to the hospital during the day tomorrow, and I may not be back until the afternoon. In order not to delay the update during the day, there will be five chapters today).
Chapter 425
In the audience's laughter, Wu Shaobai looked really dumbfounded.
Looking at Hou Zhen dryly, he said:
"Jin... What is gold? Oh!!! I see. Grandma Liu entered the Grand View Garden and saw a plum blossom in a golden bottle! My heart said: ho! That monkey is not for sale. Can the plum blossoms be sold? In front of me, I saw a pile of screens, tables and chairs, large and small lanterns, etc. Although I didn’t recognize them well, I saw the colorful display, each with its own wonder. After reciting the Buddha a few times, I was about to pick it up when I walked past, but I met three family members who were blocking the road. The uncle’s surname was Liu, whose name was Bei and the word was Xuande, and he lived in Dashulousang County. Zhang's name is Fei and Yide, and he lives in Fanyang County, Zhuozhou! The three of them met this grandma Liu, and they were about to go out, and the third brother shouted: 呔! As soon as I heard it, my anger came from my courage, and my anger came from the liver. Howe, the lion man belt, fastened firmly, the fish treads on the tail and the crotch, the battle skirt covers the knees, the red shirt, the embroidered crane, the colorful boots, the underfoot, the golden ace, the saddle bridge, the ace in the battle Fa Gao, shake it three times, shake it three times, the soldiers will run away when they see sorrow, the generals of the five tigers will die, and they will be heroes with bows and arrows.
If it's normal, Wu Shaobai's paragraph will come down, Hou Zhen will take the lead, and the audience will definitely shout hello.
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