Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

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　　But as soon as he finished speaking, Hou Zhen nodded:

　　"Hey, that's right. That's right. Grandma Liu entered the Grand View Garden, Sanying and Lu Bu... You really have read all four of the four famous novels. By the way, you spared half of Qin Qiong's viewing! I have to admit, Mr. Wu …”

　　"How about it!?"

　　"It's so good!"

　　"Hahahaha~"

　　Looking at Hou Zhen's painted thumb, the audience's laughter burst out in an instant~.

　　But who knew that Wu Shaobai nodded, and asked:

　　"Just say, how about the "Four Great Classics" I read- right?"

　　"...Tsk, don't say it, except for the missing section of the hero of Liangshan, everything else is correct."

　　"Shuibo Liangshan? Hey, then I know too. "The Legend of the Kettle"!"

　　"Oops ho..."

　　"One hundred and eight big kettles in Liangshan! The boss is named Laihuchong, and he is under the tutelage of Yue Yunpeng, the head of the Huashan Sword Sect. He is known as the gentleman Jianyue Buqun! With his body exposed, he could not lift the sword in his hand. In desperation, he could only practice hidden weapon darts. With one hand, the yang-handed flying knife pressed against the Central Plains martial arts, and the other with the yin-handed flying knife to frighten the heroes of the green forest. In heaven and earth, no one has ever known his flying. Where the knife is, no one knows how it came out. Before the knife is shot, no one can imagine its speed and power. . . That kind of great spirit must never be able to send out that kind of knife that is enough to shake the earth! Flying knife! The flying knife is not yet in hand, but the spirit of the knife is there! It is not murderous, but it is more timid than murderous! "Weapon Spectrum" ranked third! It's a pity, after all, this carrying pot is a seed of infatuation. Seeing that the woman he loves has become his sister-in-law, although the old love is over, but there is nothing you can do! He formed a marriage relationship with him, and he wanted to kill his husband, so he boiled a bowl of soup and medicine, brought it to his husband, and said in his mouth: Dalang, take the medicine..."

　　"Huh~~~~~~"

　　Hou Zhen and the audience were dumbfounded.

　　I just watched Wu Shaobai change from "Water Margin" to "Swordsman", and from "Swordsman" to "Little Li Flying Knife", and finally he miraculously came back...

　　After Wu Shaobai finished speaking, he pointed to the table:

　　"Humph! How's it going!? Mr. Hou, I am full of experience!?"

　　"..."

　　Let alone Hou Zhen, the audience was speechless and didn't know whether to cry or laugh.

　　I'm crying, big brother, you ruined all our memories of martial arts novels.

　　You are laughing, brother...

　　Why don't you look at the original version next time.

　　Pirated copies are useless!

　　hahaha~

　　……

　　"Hahaha~"

　　Yue Yunpeng burst into laughter when she heard that her name was even mentioned in this large paragraph, lying on Zhang Helun's body.

　　"You can still play like this...hahahahaha..."

　　And Zhang Helun's eyes fell on Lang Heyan:

　　"Did you record or not?"

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　　"No……"

　　Lang Heyan hurriedly took out his mobile phone from his pocket...

　　"I forgot!"

　　"...Hurry up and record it! No, I'll have to ask my brother for this live book in a while. It's wonderful... This is the most wonderful cross talk I've heard this year! It's wonderful!"

　　Zhang Helun quickly urged.

　　Then he turned his head:

　　"Xiao Meng, go and see if there is any video of the audience... If there is, don't let him go for a while, send me a copy using Bluetooth. It's wonderful!!"

　　"Ok, I know."

　　Meng Heji nodded, and hurriedly ran towards the passage linking the backstage and the auditorium.

　　Feeling while running...

…

　　Lun'er was right.

　　This cross talk... is really wonderful!

　　……

　　"Mr. Hou, how is it? How do I read these books!?"

　　"..."

　　Hou Zhen was silent for a while, then suddenly turned his head and said to the audience;

　　"I don't know how many of you are new viewers and how many are old viewers, but if you know me, you should also know that when I praise someone, there is a bottom line. Come on, let's talk together. Let's see if we can express our due admiration for this literary literacy in unison."

　　After that, he patted Wu Shaobai:

　　"Professor Wu."

　　"how?"

　　"I heard your cross talk..."

　　"Ok?"

　　"Snapped!"

　　Hou Zhen patted his chest.

　　Originally, the big guy was still a little confused, and he thought what Hou Ye was going to say...

　　But seeing his sign's actions, he immediately understood.

　　Then, Hou Zhen and several audience members spoke together:

　　"It's so good!!!"

　　"Hahahahaha!!!"

　　After everyone shouted this sentence with high tacit understanding, applause, cheers, whistles and laughter converged into a sea of Wang Yang!

　　(Did you think I would copy "Full of Life"? Hey, hey, it's not impossible. Still that sentence, I used a small paragraph as a framework and added my own originality, so that you can all have a good time watching it. Happy. Originality is not easy, do it and cherish it, thank you for your support! )

Chapter 426

　　Wu Shaobai stood on the stage, watching the reaction of the laughing audience... He turned his head unconsciously and looked at Hou Zhen again.

　　I was stunned and shrugged:

　　"Okay, I don't know what you're laughing at anyway."

　　"That's right, you definitely don't know what we're laughing at... You may switch from "The Legend of the Kettle" to "Swordsman", and then from "Journey to the West" to "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", you don't know what we are laughing at It doesn't matter, I am here, I have read so many books for you, I will give you a name."

　　"what?"

　　"Famous Bulldozer."

　　"Hahahahaha~"

　　"What... what?"

　　Wu Shaobai didn't seem to hear clearly.

　　Hou Zhen smiled:

　　"Didn't hear me? There's one here: Culture Blender!"

　　"……What's the meaning?"

　　"What do you mean! Three, four, three? You're not next to each other, my dear, I don't know which unscrupulous businessman's pirated book you read... Which, Mr. Wu, you are like this. You don't have to go. Say what book you've read, I'll ask you a few questions, and you've answered it, so let's say this is over, how about it?"

　　"Question?...Let's ask. Let's not talk about anything else, it's still okay to be full of knowledge and knowledge of astronomy and geography."

　　"...Okay, come on, let me ask you, who are the top three advisors in "Three Kingdoms"?"

　　"Where are you farting?"

　　"Hey, why are you scolding the street?"

　　Seeing Hou Zhen's unhappy appearance, Wu Shaobai rolled his eyes;

　　"Don't look down on me surnamed Hou. Are you too embarrassed to ask such a mentally retarded question?"

　　"Then answer."

　　"Tell you, listen! Three top advisors in the Three Kingdoms: Kong Ming! Is there any!?"

　　"Yo?"

　　Hou Zhen was stunned.

　　"Yo?????"

　　The audience made a sound involuntarily.