Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

　　"Yes, there are a lot of passages in it, including some homophonic words, and some idioms that are said crookedly. These all take some effort. But again, the reason is not crooked, and you can't laugh. Come on here, everyone. Wu, since I chose to talk about cross talk instead of storytelling today, I would not dare to say that it was Gaotai’s education to persuade people to be kind. My whole mind is to bring happiness to you.”

　　"Not false."

　　"And here, if you realize anything from it, it's your business. We only did our own duty, in fact, it's not easy anymore."

　　"Correct."

　　"People all have hobbies. Some people like to listen to cross talk. Some people don't like it. It's normal. There is no art form in this world that can be accepted by everyone."

　　"That's right."

　　"But in the same way, all art forms have the same goal in the end, and we must try our best to share the taste of the refined and the common. You don't need to care how the outside world criticizes our cross talk vulgarity, low education and no culture. I tell you this. , I am here today, I dare to tell you all, since the day it was born, cross talk has existed to be funny. We will give you happiness, and you will give us food money to support our family. This is the righteousness of a gentleman. So , let’s be funny beforehand. If it’s not even funny, it’s really too funny.”

　　"it is good!!!!"

　　Hearing his words, the audience responded with enthusiastic support.

　　The applause and applause were made into one piece.

　　Wu Shaobai nodded with a smile, and then suddenly pointed to the side:

　　"Here, I have to thank someone."

　　Seeing this, Hou Zhen quickly held his head high:

　　"Hey, it's my turn."

　　"I especially want to thank my master Yu Xuan, who took me to the beginning and taught me the craft..."

　　"Hahaha~"

　　Seeing Hou Zhen's stunned and silly face, the audience laughed involuntarily.

　　Hou Zhen pushed Wu Shaobai's arm away.

　　"If you don't introduce me, can you stop making gestures with me next time?"

　　"It's just down to you."

　　Hearing his words, Hou Zhen nodded:

　　"Yeah, that's what it sounds like."

　　"Official introduction, everyone. Hou Zhen, Mr. Hou. The eldest son and eldest grandson of Master Hou Baolin."

　　"Hey, it's me."

　　"Mr. Hou, I love you!!"

　　Suddenly, a sentence came out from the audience.

　　Hou Zhen was stunned for a moment, then laughed;

　　"Hahaha~ Thank you, thank you everyone. I love you too."

　　"Mr. Hou comes from a family of cross talk, and he is very talented at a young age!!"

　　Wu Shaobai's tone suddenly changed:

　　"You may not know that when people like us are enlightened, we rely on tongue-twisters and tongue twisters."

　　"Oh, basic skills."

　　"Yes. But Mr. Hou is not."

　　"What do I rely on?"

　　"Broken mouth."

　　"Ok?"

　　Hou Zhen glanced at Wu Shaobai in surprise.

　　The two of them didn't say anything about the return to the scene, because these are all small paragraphs. Basically, at this stage, based on the tacit understanding between him and Wu Shaobai, this kind of returning small paragraphs are really worth paying attention to unless there is a specific point to pay attention to. Don't have to explain anything.

　　So when he heard this suddenly, he was also puzzled and asked curiously:

　　"I... my mouth is broken?"

　　"Yes. Guys, do you know how broken your mouth is?"

　　Wu Shaobai pointed to the side:

　　"Praise the news network!"

　　"Huh~~"

　　Hou Zhen was startled.

　　"Me? Praise the news network?"

　　Looking at the laughing audience, he was puzzled:

　　"How do you hold this?"

　　"Ahem, viewers, welcome to watch today's news broadcast. Yes. Today's main news is. What? The new generation of hybrid rice has broken the historical record in terms of yield per mu. Ho! The Academy of Agricultural Sciences issued the latest regulation on breeding pigs. Oh. ~... Today's news broadcast is over for all viewers and friends. Go to yours~"

　　"Hahahahaha~"

　　Listening to the laughter of the audience, Hou Zhen seemed dumbfounded:

　　"My mouth is too broken."

　　"Or you say that you have a solid kung fu. This is talent! Ordinary people really can't learn it."

　　"That's what it is. If I can really give the news network a hit tomorrow, the ratings will definitely explode."

　　"Hahaha~"

　　"anything else."

　　"What else?"

　　"Everyone, do you know how broken his mouth is? Let me give you an example. Two days ago, Lord Hou and I went to a restaurant for dinner. Lord Hou's greatest hobby is to eat and taste all kinds of delicious food."

　　"¨"Hey, it's not fake, I'm just fine with it."

　　"Yes, then the waiter will serve. The first dish is cashew chicken."

　　"Yo, good food."

　　"That's not wrong. But do you all know? Mr. Hou held the chopsticks himself and said something after taking a bite?"

　　"What did I say?"

　　I saw Wu Shaobai suddenly put his hands in his sleeves, imitating the action that Hou Zhen particularly liked:

　　"Hey, this cashew chicken is really good. This cashew has been deep-fried, and it's crunchy when you put it in your mouth."

　　"Oh, that's good."

　　Hearing Hou Zhen's words, Wu Shaobai ignored him and continued to say to himself:

　　"This diced chicken is really good too, hey, it's deep-fried, and it's crunchy when you put it in your mouth."

　　"What's the sound of this chicken?"

　　Hou Zhen's eyes were full of absurdity.

　　"Huh? This is diced meat? Hey (alright, alright), cashew diced meat is also good. It's been fried, and it's crunchy and crunchy in your mouth."

　　"Oops~"

　　"Both are delicious. If you have diced cashew nuts alone, it's not too shabby. It's the same as diced chicken alone. But it's not good to mix diced cashew nuts and diced chicken. Now, eh? Why are there still pine nuts? But the pine nuts are not bad either. They have been deep-fried and crunched in the mouth. But the cashews and pine nuts together are not good. Ouch, who put these peanuts? Peanuts are also good, they are fried and put in the mouth, and they are crunchy and fragrant. Hey, which grandson put dentures!"

　　"Go to hell."

　　Feeling the speed of Wu Shaobai's speech, Hou Zhen took it.

　　The two smiled at each other, took a step back amid bursts of laughter, bowed again and stepped down.

　　And Sun Na came out again, and raised her hand.

　　The second return, start. .

Chapter 429

　　In fact, there is no fixed statement about the comeback of cross talk.It's all about whether the audience holds it up or not, and whether the actors want to return.

　　When Wu Shaobai came back for the second time, he asked Sun Na what time it was.

　　After learning that it was more than 5 o'clock, he thought about it and decided that it would be over after two games.

　　Standing in front of the microphone again, he looked at the expectant expressions of the audience, thought about it, and said:

　　"Have we not talked about Mr. Hou's wife for a long time?"

　　"Oh!!!!"

　　The audience burst into cheers, and Hou Zhen just accepted his fate:

　　"Hey, I knew this was going to happen."

　　"That's definitely not wrong. If I don't talk about it for a few days, I feel bad in my heart."

　　"What kind of humanity are you..."

　　"Hahaha~"

　　Wu Shaobai also laughed along with the audience, and then said slowly:

　　"My auntie should all know that he works in the strip library in Bada Hutong. The biggest artistic feature is that his voice is rough~ If you catch anyone, you have to ask: Have a little fun!?"

　　Listening to his rough words, Hou Zhen quickly waved his hand:

　　"I haven't heard of it~ You, accumulate some virtue. It's too bad~"

　　"Hi."

　　Wu Shaobai sighed:

　　"Actually, there is an old saying in the rivers and lakes, people don't waste their youth, but old cows were once young."

　　"...What kind of old saying is this?"