Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

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　　Hou Zhen's face was full of disgust.

　　Wu Shaobai shrugged:

　　"Then look, don't look at the fact that my aunt has stepped into the society now, and has gone through a bit of trouble, and finally chose to be a husband and a child. In fact, my aunt is a very good person."

　　"...I can't even hear whether you are praising my daughter-in-law or hurting her."

　　"That must be a compliment. Ladies and gentlemen, many of you don't know that Mr. Hou and his wife are actually childhood sweethearts. They have been neighbors since they were children, but they don't live in the same building."

　　"That's right, we are next to each other."

　　"That's right, and then in high school, the relationship was established."

　　"Correct."

　　"Although it sounds a little suspicious of puppy love now, but think about it, which young man in this world is not in love, and which girl is not in love?"

　　"I am very sure of that."

　　"And then, the two of them have just established a relationship... These students are in love, at that age, how pure. It is nothing more than holding hands or hugging when no one is there, and they don't dare to have things that are too much. That would be overstepping."

　　"Eh, not bad. That's about it at most."

　　"How happy would that be? Teacher Hou, when you think about the time when you first fell in love, do you feel happy?"

　　Hearing Wu Shaobai's words, Hou Zhen nodded:

　　"Certainly, it's a relationship that doesn't care about money, and there's no cure for everything. Two people can go home together after school every day and be happy all night."

　　Many of the audience present were in their thirties and came here from Hou Zhen's time.

　　Hearing his words, he smiled with empathy.

　　yes……

　　How pure was that.

　　Pure and beautiful.

　　And Wu Shaobai also nodded:

　　"Yes, and then, don't he and his wife live in the same community? At first, Mr. Hou didn't dare to be too intimate. When the corridor of my aunt's house was at the entrance, he pretended to say hello and left."

　　"Yes, that would not dare anyone to find out."

　　"Hey~~ That's right, children don't dare to let their parents find out when they are in love, so they have to do this. However, as time goes by, the courage will grow. One day, the two of them dismissed from school as usual, and waited until they reached the intersection. At that time, because it was winter, it was dark. My aunt didn't let him go. The two stood at the door of the unit, and my aunt pointed to the dark doorway and said something to Mr. Hou. "

　　"What did you say?"

　　Feeling Wu Shaobai's speed of speech, Hou Zhen knew that the next paragraph should be about to shake the burden, so he was ready.

　　Then I saw Wu Shaobai say softly and softly:

　　"Monkey~"

　　"Hey, my nickname."

　　"I...I...I'm afraid of the dark, can you take me upstairs?"

　　"Oh~ I'm afraid of the dark."

　　"Everyone, you say you're afraid of the dark, but then Mr. Hou's corridors are already voice-activated lights. If the corridors are dark, stomp your feet and the lights will come on. In fact, it's just an excuse to want Mr. Hou. Stay with her for a while. But Mr. Hou has done one thing, which is really a must."

　　"What's the matter?"

　　"When Mr. Hou heard that my aunt was afraid of the dark, he laughed: Hahaha, are you afraid of the dark? It's fine. Look out!"

　　After saying that, he sank into his dantian and shouted into the microphone:

　　"Ouch!! In an instant, all the lights in the corridors from the first floor to the top floor turned on. My aunt was dumbfounded. After a long while, she gave Teacher Hou a thumbs up and said..."

　　"indeed……"

　　"Ho! Brother Monkey! It's because I've developed a good skill! I'm dressed as an old pig!"

　　"Pig Bajie...Fuck you!"

　　"Hahaha~ Oh!!!!"

　　With the cheers of the audience, the two bowed and stepped off the stage.And when he got close to Sun Na here, Sun Na whispered while citing:

　　"It's almost time."

　　Wu Shaobai didn't answer, but he understood the meaning in his heart, and he and Hou Zhen returned to the microphone again.

　　"Just now, I was just telling a joke and making everyone laugh. It's all fake."

　　"Correct."

　　"Let's talk too much, let's sing one? Okay?"

　　As soon as he said he wanted to sing, the audience nodded immediately:

　　"it is good!!!"

　　"What do you want to hear?"

　　""Little Fairy"!!"

　　Everyone shouted in unison.

　　Wu Shaobai was stunned for a moment, then looked back subconsciously.

　　Then a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

　　Because he saw Zhang Helun raised his hand.

　　He knew in his heart that he should know what he was doing, so in order to buy time, he said:

　　"Singing "Little Fairy" again? I just sang it in Tianjin yesterday. You are saying, this is a song from a year ago, are you tired of listening to it?"

　　"Not tired!!!"

　　"I will still be better, such as "Explore the Qingshui River", "The Lover", "Thirteen Fragrance", etc. How about we change it?"

　　"No !!!!"

　　"Good guy...Is this right?"

　　"Yes!!!"

　　It seems that because of being able to blend into the conversation, the emotions of the audience seem to be more and more high, and Wu Shaobai also nodded:

　　"That's alright, little gods are little gods. It just happened that I was going to invite others to dinner with Mr. Hou, and Pindao came up with a "Little God" ahead of time to save them~"

　　"Hahaha~"

　　After chatting a few more words, he looked backstage, and sure enough, Gao Feng had already taken out the bamboo board, while Zhang Helun was still holding a drum in his hand.

　　Seeing this, he did not hesitate, waved his hand:

　　"Then get the guy up.".

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　　"Xiaobai!! Xiaobai!!!"

　　"Boss Gao~~~"

　　Seeing Zhang Helun holding a drum and Gao Feng coming up with a board in his hand, Wu Shaobai waited for them to finish bowing before taking the initiative to lead Gao Feng to the table.

　　When Zhang Helun was about to leave, Wu Shaobai also held him back and said to the audience with a smile:

　　"Everyone, I think many people are familiar with the two of you. But I still want to introduce you, Gao Feng and Teacher Gao. My uncle."

　　"it's me."

　　Gao Feng stood up straight and bowed to the audience.

　　"Whoa, whoa, whoa..."

　　The audience responded with warm applause.

　　"And this one."

　　Wu Shaobai pointed at Zhang Helun:

　　"My junior brother, Zhang Helun, is also called Xiaobai..."

　　"Xiao Bai~~~ I love you!!"

　　"Hey, thank you, thank you."

　　Zhang Helun hurriedly bowed, clasped his hands together, and started walking around, learning from Wu Shaobai's opening steps.