Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da
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"Really."
Putting down his cuffs, Wu Shaobai continued:
"I mean, it's very simple. You are all so happy, and I want to pursue my own happiness... But for you all, it's too easy to pursue happiness. If nothing else, come to Deyun Club to hear In the cross talk, I will ask you whether you are happy or not?"
"Happiness~~"
The audience responded in unison.
"You are happy, but what about me~?"
"Uh...-...you...not happy?"
"Happiness? Humph!"
Wu Shaobai turned his head:
"I don't even know what that thing is. As you said, Fuzi ran away early!"
"Stay fortunate and incompetent?"
"Hahahaha~"
The audience laughed, Wu Shaobai started to draw circles, Hou Zhen quickly grabbed his arm:
"Okay! Are you really ready to paint me to death? ... No, you can't tell me? Why are you unhappy?"
"Ugh……"
Wu Shaobai sighed again:
"I feel sad when I mention this. Let's put it this way, Mr. Hou, let me ask you, do you think it's good for children to go to the amusement park?"
Hou Zhen nodded:
"Does it need to be said? Don't talk about children, adults are happy."
"Yes, there are Ferris wheels and merry-go-rounds in the amusement park. The spinning merry-go-round makes you forget your injuries~ In this paradise that supplies laughter~"
As soon as they heard him start singing, several audience members began to beat to the rhythm of the song.
But Wu Shaobai sang two sentences, and when he paused, Hou Zhen answered in a tacit understanding:
"Oh, Wang Fei's song."
"Yes, Wang Fei, the Queen of Heaven~ Even she thinks that the carousel in the amusement park is a paradise for people to laugh. Tell me, can you be unhappy in such a place?"
"That's right, going there to play is indeed very happy, very happy."
"But I can't."
"Yo? What's the matter?"
"As a child, I was standing by the carousel and my mother told me..."
"what did you say?"
"Wu Shaobai, we are standing in the happiest place in the world now, don't force me to beat you!"
"Hahaha~"
Wu Shaobai's words have no special meaning, but they are too familiar to these people.
Whether these viewers are parents, or they have seen it with their own eyes, there are always some naughty children in the amusement park... According to Mr. Wu, it is the happiest place in the world to receive such an unhappy warning.
Too vivid.
And Hou Zhen also nodded:
"Oh, so it was, but what happened later? You were beaten?"
"Later... hum! Justice never yields! But I do!"
"nonsense!"
"Hahahaha~"
In the audience's laughter, Hou Zhen said:
"If I were your mother, I would beat you to death! Give you a complete childhood!"
"Hahahahaha~~~"
Maybe it's because Hou Zhen hasn't played with Wu Shaobai for a long time, and he brings the characters to the stage. He's in a very good state today.
And Wu Shaobai also accepted all the orders. Listening to Hou Zhen's words, he glared at Hou Zhen, then picked up his hand again and started to draw a circle.
"Okay, okay, stop painting."
Hou Zhen stopped:
"Then you don't have to be unhappy about this trivial matter."
"A little? Small thing?"
"correct."
"anything else!!"
"what?"
"When I grow up, I also made a few good friends. You said that I can't get happiness in my family. Can I also get it when I go to my friends?"
"That's for sure, it's called the righteousness of friends."
"Yes."
Wu Shaobai sighed again:
"Alas... I have a good friend, and he is very kind to me."
"How good is it?"
"After this grandson was pulled into MLM, the first offline person in development was me."
"Hahahahaha!!!!"
"I'm very happy!"
"Hahahahahaha..."
"Do you still feel happy at this point?"
"Yes, very happy. Until... One day, the relevant departments suddenly broke into our MLM den just like MLM and arrested us on the charge of MLM."
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"Oops ho."
Hou Zhen was full of disgust:
"This is disgusting. Then what?"
"And after they arrest us, shouldn't we be interrogated?"
"Correct."
"They just asked who is your upline, how did you get tricked in in the first place..."
"Then how did you get tricked in?"
"Because my friend gave me the happiest voice in the world."
"what?"
After Hou Zhen asked, he heard Wu Shaobai say:
"At that time, my friend invited me to dinner. I thought, what a happy thing to eat. I went and sat at the dinner table with two beauties sitting next to me. You think about me a lot. Happiness!? My friend hadn't spoken yet, but the beautiful girl who accompanied me did."
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"indeed?"
I saw Wu Shaobai's brows suddenly wrinkled, looking like a rough social atmosphere, and then he said in a hoarse voice:
"Shaobai~~~"
Rude, hoarse, but remarkably familiar.
"Hahahahaha!!!"
"You wait a minute."
Hearing this, under the laughter of the audience, Hou Zhen stopped him and pointed to the table with a ridiculous face:
"Come on, you made it clear to me, who is this woman!?"
"Hahahahahaha!!!!"
Wu Shaobai shook his head in laughter:
"Hey, Jianghu is originally a bowl of tea, and you have to take care of other things after drinking it. This is a green lantern that will not return, so why do you know each other when you meet!"
"What a mess! I haven't heard of it! No, you have to explain it to me! Who is this woman!?"
Seeing Hou Zhenfei being serious, Wu Shaobai thought about it with a bitter face, and shook his head:
"I don't know the specific situation, but after that I learned that she changed her career, told stories in a library over Bada Hutong, and married a hapless man named Hou with a prairie above her head."
"go!!!"
"Hahahaha!"
"Hahahahaha~~~"
"it is good!!!!"
"It's still great!!!"
Hearing someone applauding, Hou Zhen quickly shook his sleeves.
But at this moment, Wu Shaobai, who returned to the microphone, asked in confusion:
"Mr. Hou, why are you so excited? ... Do you know that person?"
"Hahahaha~".
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