Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

Chapter 496

　　"I……"

　　In the audience's laughter, Hou Zhen quickly waved his hand:

　　"I don't know, I don't know."

　　"I think so too..."

　　"Then what did she tell you?"

　　"She told me: Shaobai~~~"

　　"okay!!"

　　Hou Zhen quickly stopped again:

　　"Don't make such a particularly clear voice, just say it directly."

　　"Well, she asked me: Shaobai, do you know~~ what is the power of art?"

　　"what do you say?"

　　After asking this question, Wu Shaobai sneered:

　　"I said: hehe, auntie, I don't know..."

　　"Hahahahahaha~"

　　"Or my daughter-in-law!? Are you going to die!"

　　Hou Zhen pushed him again, his eyes full of absurdity:

　　"It's been a long time, or this prodigal woman!?"

　　"Anyway... If you ask me about this, I'll say I don't know. Then..."

　　"Ok?"

　　Looking at Hou Zhen who picked up his fan, Wu Shaobai quickly changed his words:

　　"The beautiful woman next to me said: Come on, I'll let you feel the happiest voice in the world."

　　"How do you feel?"

　　"She took out her mobile phone and turned on the music player. I thought... this is playing music for me? No way, even the happiest merry-go-round in the world can't bring me happiness, you count. What...but...the moment I heard that voice, I was stunned. So...this is happiness!"

　　"Yo? What song? Makes you so excited?"

　　"Not a song."

　　"what is that?"

　　"A voice."

　　"What sound?"

　　"The sound of the money detector checking the banknotes! Swish, swish, swish..."

　　"Hahaha~~~"

　　Looking at the laughing crowd, Wu Shaobai asked:

　　"You guys tell me, is there anything happier in this world than hearing this voice?"

　　"No!!"

　　"it is good!!!"

　　"Alas!!!"

　　Among these voices, Hou Zhen waved his hand:

　　"You are also enraged. What's the use of listening to the sound, the money has to be yours, and that's called happiness."

　　"How did I know this at the time? If I knew this, could they be tricked into MLM!?"

　　"Eh...that's right."

　　"Anyway."

　　Wu Shaobai shook his head, showing his feelings:

　　"The staff of the relevant departments were stunned when they heard my reason for entering the pyramid scheme."

　　"People think this is a fool."

　　"What is this called!"

　　Wu Shaobai pushed him:

　　"I'm a little weird at best, but I'm not stupid! You know what?"

　　"Nonsense. And then what?"

　　"Later? Everyone else was arrested, but I..."

　　"you?"

　　"I came out with a report of a first-level mentally ill patient identified by the Yanjing Mental Hospital in my hand."

　　"Hahahaha~~~"

　　And Hou Zhen was full of disgust:

　　"Good guy, it's really not that good."

　　"After coming out, I actually don't miss my friend very much, but miss that beauty even more."

　　"..."

　　Hou Zhen twitched the corners of his mouth and said speechlessly:

　　"You're almost in a mental hospital, do you still remember this?"

　　"That's for sure, this is the first time I've felt happiness in someone else... But the problem is that she's locked up, and I can't see her. But then I figured it out..."

　　"What do you want to understand?"

　　"That's not my flower. I just passed through her bloom."

　　"..."

　　Hearing this, the entire audience was stunned...

　　Although this sentence is quite poetic... But when I think of it coming out of this situation, I don't think it's right.

　　then……

　　"Alas!!!"

　　Boos full of disgust sounded.

　　Amid the boos, Hou Zhen was stunned for a while, then spread out his hands:

　　"The words are really good, but...why are these words so awkward!"

　　"Hahahahaha~"

　　Then, Wu Shaobai continued:

　　"Later, I went home."

　　"Oh, home."

　　"Mr. Hou, what do you think, my family must know about such a big thing, right?"

　　"That is."

　　"And then... according to reason, home is a harbor of happiness, right?"

　　"That's right."

　　"But in my happy harbor, there is my mother."

　　"puff……"

　　Hou Zhen didn't hold back, he laughed.

　　And when he laughed, the audience laughed.

　　Finally, with a smile, I don't know why, the booing sounded...  

　　And Hou Zhen then took a sentence:

　　"So you...? Unhappy?"

　　"Ah."

　　Wu Shaobai seemed to nod his head with emotion:

　　"That night, I was smoking on the balcony, and my mother was smoking me with slippers. I don't blame her. Maybe...she also has troubles."

　　"Hi!!"

　　"Ha ha ha ha……"

　　This time, the audience laughed a lot less.

　　Not because this burden is not funny, but because it is so funny, everyone is really bored.

　　This statement of Mr. Wu's statement shows that what he tells is very simple, and even there seems to be some literary meaning in his words.But with the theme of "happiness", the stories told around this series of pursuits of happiness made them laugh back and forth.

　　It really corresponds to the name of this cross talk, really chasing after happiness...

　　Why chase?

　　Nonsense, need to ask?

　　Happiness is hiding from him!

　　hahaha~

　　And Hou Zhen also nodded:

　　"Okay, I'll play as a fool. What happened next? What happened to you later?"