Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

　　"Later? After my mom finished smoking me, she went back to the house with a happy face and went to sleep."

　　"Hahaha~"

　　"When I saw that her happiness was so easy to get, I was really confused! I was thinking, other people's happiness can be so simple, why is mine so difficult!"

　　"Hahaha~"

　　"Suddenly, all my thoughts are gone. I have decided, I will cut my wrists and commit suicide!"

　　"Hey~ it won't happen!"

　　Hou Zhen quickly stopped it.

　　Wu Shaobai also nodded:

　　"I didn't feel anything when I cut my wrists at first, but then I also figured it out... It's just such a trivial matter, it's not a problem. As long as I don't give up, happiness will come to me sooner or later!"

　　"That's right! You must not forget about it..."

　　"But the problem is, although I think so, but..."

　　"Ok?"

　　Hou Zhen stretched his neck and was dumbfounded:

　　"you……"

　　"My mind is saying don't scratch, don't scratch! But my hands have their own fucking thoughts..."

　　"Huh!!!!"

　　With Wu Shaobai wiping his wrist with a fan, the audience burst into laughter.

　　"Hahahaha~".

Chapter 497

　　"Looking at the bloody wrist, I was stunned, and then a thought came to my mind: No, I don't want to die! If I want to die, I have to die happily, how can I die so aggrieved!?"

　　"Yeah, hurry up and go to the hospital with bandages!"

　　"Go to the hospital?"

　　Wu Shaobai shook his head lightly:

　　"cannot!"

　　"……Why?"

　　"There are too many joys and sorrows in the hospital that are staged every day...not happy."

　　"Hey, that's it."

　　"So I have to save myself!"

　　"Ok!"

　　"Fate can only be in my own hands! My fate is in my hands!"

　　"Okay! Then... how did you save it?"

　　"That's what I thought. Guys, you see, cutting your wrists kills you, right?"

　　"Yes."

　　"But a lot of people on TV with their arms cut off survive!"

　　"Um!!????"

　　"??????"

　　Both the audience and Hou Zhen were full of doubts.

　　Everyone was dumbfounded.

　　This... what logic is this?

　　And Wu Shaobai picked up his fan and aimed at his arm:

　　"I thought about 29! Yes! Broken arm to stop the bleeding!!"

　　"Pfft...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..."

　　"You wait a moment...wait a minute!!"

　　Seeing that Wu Shaobai was really about to chop down, Hou Zhen quickly grabbed his right hand, and the two of them started tearing up on the stage.

　　The audience laughed, and the laughter could not be stopped.

　　At the same time, Wu Shaobai was still resisting on the stage:

　　"You let me go! The surname is Hou! I'm going to die! I'm going to die, you know! I want to save myself! Help! Help!!!!"

　　"Okay!!"

　　Hou Zhen gave him a shove, then returned to the microphone and pointed at Wu Shaobai, who fell to the ground with miserable eyes:

　　"If I don't stop you, you're really going to die, you know!"

　　Wu Shaobai stumbled to his feet, stood in front of the microphone, and was taught by Hou Zhen pointing at his forehead:

　　"Are you stupid? Ah? Nong is a Hong Kong duo!?"

　　"Pfft...hahaha~"

　　Apparently, many of the audience here have watched last year's commercial performance. Hou Zhenna patted his chest and said that he was a Hong Kong dude.

　　Hearing this, Wu Shaobai also laughed, walked around the stage for several steps, and finally walked to the microphone:

　　"Everyone, have you seen it? You have to listen to Lian Ben'er for cross talk, or you won't know what's going on!"

　　"Hahahahahaha~"

　　"Okay, okay. You just don't look at it."

　　Hou Zhen took the initiative to pull him back this time.

　　Wu Shaobai waved his hand:

　　"Anyway, after that incident, I grew up."

　　"Oh, I grew up. That's a good thing. I know it's not easy to pursue happiness, so I have to do it and cherish it~"

　　"Oh!!!!"

　　The audience cheered spontaneously, and Hou Zhen smiled and cupped his hands to express his gratitude.

　　"Mr. Hou is so handsome!!!"

　　An audience member shouted.

　　"Eh, thanks."

　　And Wu Shaobai also waited for Hou Zhen to finish his thanks before continuing:

　　"I decided to go to work! I have to rely on my own efforts to pursue my own happiness down-to-earth!"

　　"Good! Have ambition!"

　　"but……"

　　"Ok?"

　　"I found that after going to work, I was not so happy."

　　"What's the matter?"

　　"My first job was selling goods to people in the supermarket."

　　"Oh, salesperson."

　　"Yes, but on the first day of work, I was fired."

　　"Ah...why?"

　　"I was assigned to a booth selling white sugar that day."

　　"What's wrong with selling sugar?"

　　"Actually, it's nothing to say. It just happened that the leader of the supermarket held a parent-child activity with the kindergarten in the city. Let the children experience what it's like to be a salesperson."

　　"Sounds good."

　　"It's good. The leaders took people around the supermarket. You think, I sell white sugar. Children like sweets, right?"

　　"Correct."

　　"So I just wanted to try it. Who am I? I'm notoriously upright! Don't say it's a child who wants to take advantage of our supermarket, even my mother!"

　　"Hi... so what did you do?"

　　"I didn't do anything, and the leader brought the children. I saw that a few children wanted to come over to catch candy, so I said: No, no, I can't catch it without money. Mr. Hou, are you saying what I said wrong? "

　　"That's right."

　　"Isn't that the end? But I can't help but a few bear children are really bad water. They want to eat, and it can be seen that I won't let them, so they come to please me. They said to me: Uncle, uncle, what is this? I saw, I said in my heart that this child is quite cute, but unfortunately, I met your third master Wu today! You want to take advantage! Humph! No way!"

　　"So... how did you answer?"

　　"I told him: little boy, this is sugar. White sugar. Do you know what white sugar is for?"

　　"How did the child answer?"

　　"The child's mouth is quite swish. He nodded after hearing my question: I know, it's for eating! It's very sweet!"

　　"Hey, that's pretty clever."

　　"But I shook my head and told him: No."

　　"Ok?"

　　Hou Zhen was stunned for a moment and asked in confusion: