Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da
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"Hey, the two of them."
"How nice to say, articulate and generous."
"good."
"Today is the National Day, a day of national celebration. Our Deyun Club also takes this opportunity to bring you a few hours of happy time. Here, I would like to introduce you to my side. this teacher."
"I am~"
"Hou Zhen, Mr. Hou."
"Hey, it's me."
"The eldest son and eldest grandson of Mr. Hou Baolin, a cross talk master."
"Yes."
"Mr. Hou Baolin, he has three sons, that is, the uncle, the second master, and the third master in the mouths of our apprentices."
"The seniority is to call the Lord."
"Mr. Hou is the uncle's son."
"good."
"Everyone knows, my uncle Guo Degang..."
"Hahaha~"
All the audience of the North Exhibition tacitly laughed.
Let's just say, it's impossible for Mr. Wu to talk about cross talk seriously, his burden can always be shaken out most inadvertently, and then flashed to the waist of the big guy.
And Hou Zhen quickly picked him up:
"Eh, Mr. Wu."."
"what's wrong?"
"You, don't talk nonsense, uncle and uncle are different. You are wrong, how can I be Guo Degang's son."
"Who said you were Guo Degang's son?"
Wu Shaobai looked at him with disgust:
"What are you dreaming about?"
"Hahaha~"
"Is this still called a sweet dream?"
Hou Zhen was speechless.
"Stop talking nonsense."
"Who's talking nonsense?"
Wu Shaobai waved his hand in disbelief, and then pointed to Hou Zhen:
"Everyone, look, I'm so anxious to recognize my father before I even finish talking? My dear, have you asked Guo Qilin if he wants to call your brother?"
"But isn't that what you mean?"
"What do I mean? Come on, listen carefully: my uncle Guo Degang's master is our third master, and Mr. Hou, you are the son of the uncle's family. Is there anything wrong with what I said?"
Hou Zhen was taken aback...
Then a show of hands:
"Why is it so awkward?"
Eyes full of helplessness.
And Wu Shaobai also showed a helpless look, but his hand patted Hou Zhen's shoulder:
"It's okay, Mr. Hou, I understand you."
After speaking, he directly faced the audience:
"Everyone, you don't know, Mr. Hou... There's a secret hidden on him."
"……its me?"
"Ok!"
"A secret?"
"Correct."
"……what?"
"You silly."
"Hahahaha~"
The dialogue between the two is very fluent. From "I" to "You are stupid", there is no pause at all.So when Wu Shaobai said these words, it was like saying something that should be taken for granted, which immediately made the audience burst into laughter.
Hou Zhen pushed him directly:
"I haven't heard of it, can you chat?"
"Yes, but I don't talk to fools."
"Who did the idiot say?"
"Idiot said you...yo ho?"
"Hahaha~Ah~~~~"
The audience started booing, and Wu Shaobai looked at Hou Zhen in surprise:
"Hou, you can do it. Do you know what to say?"
"Nonsense. This is called the bastard who is close to Zhu, who is red, who is close to ink, who is black and who is close to you."
"Hahaha~"
Wu Shaobai was stunned for a moment, then nodded:
"Oh~ it means, what is close to what?"
"That's not wrong."
"Those who are close to Zhu are red."
"Correct."
"Those who are close to the ink are black."
"Ok!"
"And then... the bastard who is close to me?"
"That's right!"
"Meaning... I'm a bastard?"
"Hehe~"
"You've become a bastard when you're next to me?"
"¨"..."
"Hahaha~"
Seeing Hou Zhen's speechless appearance, the audience burst into laughter.But this is not over yet, Wu Shaobai continued:
"Then I have to talk about it. I am a bastard and you are a bastard, but we are not related by blood. As the saying goes, the dragon gives birth to the dragon and the phoenix gives birth to the phoenix, and the child of the mouse will make a hole. Your father said so... uh woohoo..."
Hou Zhen directly covered Wu Shaobai, who had not finished speaking, with his handkerchief and pushed him out.
"Hahahaha~"
"Appreciate~~~~"
"You're going to die, Wu Shaobai!? You dare to talk nonsense. Believe it or not, I'll beat you?"
"Didn't you say it yourself? ... Ladies, have you seen it? Are cross talk actors so cheap? However, Mr. Hou, if I say you're stupid, don't be unconvinced. I say so. The reason, do you know?"
"Is there a reason for this?"
"That's not... do you want to know?"
"Uh……"
"Do you guys want to know?"
"Think! (Wang Zhao)!"
"Well, the audience is the parents of food and clothing. If you all want to know, I will tell you..."
"You wait a moment."
Hou Zhen quickly stopped him and pointed to the auditorium:
"Our family's business... You don't ask me, the person involved, but ask everyone if they want to hear it. If they want to hear it, you just say it? What about me?"
"what happened to you?"
"Aren't you going to ask me to let me tell you?"
"ask you?"
"correct."
"Why do I ask you? You are just underpants. Have you ever seen what kind of butt your underpants choose to stick to?"
"Hahahaha~"
The audience burst into laughter, and Hou Zhen was stunned for a moment, then suddenly said:
"Indeed, no matter what your butt is, you don't have to wear your pants."
"That's... umm?"
Wu Shaobai turned around suddenly.
"Hahahahaha~"
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