Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da
Page 544
"Applause!!!".
Chapter 634
In the boos, Wu Shaobai looked at Hou Zhen, and Hou Zhen looked at him.
Both were speechless.
Only the audience leaned back and forth in that laugh.
Everyone looked at Wu Shaobai facing the microphone, their lips moved for a while, and finally came the sentence:
"you win."
"Hahahaha~"
Hou Zhen was also laughing, but he waved his hand:
"Okay~ I don't mean to disrespect you, but the problem is that you can't talk nonsense."
"That's for sure, if there is no factual basis, you really can't say that others are stupid. But you are different."
"What's wrong with me?"
"Don't you have a nickname?"
"what?"
"Silly son of the landlord's family."
"Hahahaha~"
"Who is the stupid son of the landlord's family?"
"You."
Wu Shaobai pointed at him, then turned his head and said to the audience:
"Everyone, I really want to talk about this past, it's very complicated. You all know that the Hou family used to be a big family, Mr. Hou, I'm not wrong about this."
"Uh...that's it."
Seeing Hou Zhen nodding and admitting, Wu Shaobai continued:
"Master Hou Baolin's three sons, Mr. Hou's father, Mr. Guo..."
"Hou!! My surname is Hou, and my father's surname is also Hou... How can there be such unfortunate things everywhere!"
When the audience heard him describe Guo Degang as unlucky, they immediately booed.
And Wu Shaobai nodded:
"Yes, Mr. Hou, Uncle Hou, is this the head office?"
"Right, you have to be right."
"Everyone, you may not know about this. At the very beginning, Mr. Hou actually had a twin. But unfortunately, due to limited medical conditions, one of the twins died when they came out. The child who died was actually him, and He's actually his brother's brother!"
"...???"
"Pfft hahaha..."
Looking at Hou Zhen's expression, Zhou Xun, who was in the audience, burst out laughing first.
Then, like a chain reaction, the laughter at the scene became one.
Everyone went through this relationship a few times in their minds, and with Hou Zhen's words "Why is it so chaotic", applause broke out:
"Clap la la la~"
In the applause, Hou Zhen asked:
"Who am I?"
"On this intelligence, do you admit that you are stupid?"
"Ha ha ha ha……"
"If you admit it, I'll tell you about the cause and effect. If you don't admit it...then this secret will be lost forever in the long river of history! In the history books of later generations, the topic of who Hou Zhen is will become an eternal issue. puzzle!"
"Huh~~~~
Hou Zhen sighed, then nodded quickly:
"Well, tell me quickly, what the hell is going on... I'm a twin, and it's me who died... I'm my brother's younger brother... This confuses me."
The two started to live.
And hearing his words, Wu Shaobai nodded:
"It's too early to tell. I ask you, where did your father and mother meet, do you know?"
"Um...a hospital, right?"
Hou Zhen said uncertainly.
Wu Shaobai slapped:
"That's right. In the hospital, do you know how you met?"
"...I don't know, you know."
"Of course~"
Nodding his head heavily, Wu Shaobai put his hand on Hou Zhen's shoulder, showing the meaning of answering for him:
"Listen. When your father was young, one day, he felt uncomfortable and went to the hospital for an injection."
"Oh?"
"Can't I go to the infusion room for injections? Just put two rows of stools in the room and hang a small pink lamp..."
"Hahaha~"
With the laughter of the audience, Hou Zhen quickly stopped Wu Shaobai:
"You wait a minute..."
"What are you doing again?"
Wu Shaobai looked a little impatient.
"nonsense."
Hou Zhen waved his sleeves:
"I'm asking you, you just said...my dad went to the hospital."
"correct."
"And then an infusion and an injection."
"That's right!"
"Going to the infusion room?"
"Yes!"
"...A small pink lamp hangs in the infusion room?"
"Ha ha ha ha……"
The audience's laughter began to increase.
Immediately afterwards, Hou Zhen said:
"Why am I listening... My dad isn't going for an infusion."
"Where are you going then?"
"Hey, this is to go against the three vulgarities, right?"
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"
"Applause!!!!"
The audience laughed and coaxed, Wu Shaobai pushed him directly:
"My apprentice is still in the audience, don't you talk nonsense?"
"Who said nonsense, didn't you say it? A small pink lamp was hung up..."
"Your dad is colorblind! Okay?"
"I've never heard of it, color blindness sees incandescent lamps as small pink lamps? Why doesn't he go to the police station!"
"Hahaha~"
"Nonsense! Don't you get arrested if you go to the police station?"
"Isn't that still anti-three vulgarities!!"
"Hahahahaha..."
……
"These two...hahahahaha..."
Zhou Xun was lying on Gao Yuanyuan's shoulders, and the tears of laughter flowed out.
And Gao Yuanyuan covered Chen Youyou's ears and spat out angrily:
"Bah! He's a real rascal who is a master!"
……
"Okay, okay, didn't you see my sister covering the child's ears?"
Wu Shaobai pointed to the bottom of the stage, motioning Hou Zhen not to turn over the burden, and then said:
"Anyway, he went for an injection."
"Eh, okay."
"It just so happened that there was a very beautiful girl sitting on the row of chairs opposite him."
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