Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

　　"This girl is..."

　　Both Hou Zhen and the audience seemed to have guessed something.

　　But Wu Shaobai did not answer directly, but continued:

　　"Ladies and gentlemen, the Hou family is a big family, remember that? Making friends on weekdays is the most arrogant! And as the saying goes, Guan Guanjuju is in the River Continent, and a slender lady is a gentleman. When I get to this girl, I will be moved. But the way of chasing girls is not the same as now, when you see a good-looking girl on the street, ask for contact information, send text messages first, right? That? It will be relatively reserved.”

　　"That is."

　　"As for your father, he has no experience and doesn't know what to do, but he really wants to get to know this girl. It just so happened that the nurse came over with two bottles of water, and wants to start injecting your father!"

　　"Oh?"

　　"At the same time, the girl has finished the shot and is about to leave. How can this be done? If she leaves, where will your father go to find someone else?"

　　"That's for sure."

　　"So, in a hurry, he said a word! From then on, the fate with your mother began!"

　　"indeed……"

　　"Nurse, add two more bottles to this beautiful lady across from you! Count on me!"

　　"never heard of that!!"

　　"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……".

Chapter 635

　　The audience was laughing, while Hou Zhen said with a speechless expression:

　　"That's not a good way to strike up a conversation... So what did my mother say?"

　　"What did your mother say? Your mother is holding an infusion bottle in her hand and looking at your father, then everyone is stupid, and they still have the heart to talk?"

　　"Ok?"

　　Hou Zhen and the audience were both stunned and asked in confusion:

　　"Isn't that beauty my mother? ... Is the nurse my mother?"

　　"Bullshit, your dad is like a second fool. He will give people two bottles when he comes up... What's the drop? The veterinarian? Where are the injections for cattle? Just add two bottles?"

　　"Uh……"

　　"Really. It wouldn't be wrong if they didn't smoke your dad."

　　"Hey... no, then why are you mentioning that girl? I thought - that's my mother."

　　"It's all said, no, no, that girl is a normal person, which normal person can like your father?"

　　"What is this called?"

　　Hou Zhen pushed him:

　　"Then what happened to the two of them?"

　　"It's simple. Your mother has worked in the hospital for so long. It was the first time she met a patient who used this method of chatting up, so she became curious about your father."

　　"...Is this curious?...Is my mother lacking in heart?"

　　"Hahaha~"

　　"Don't talk nonsense."

　　Wu Shaobai pushed him:

　　"What do you know? This is a very clever technique for chasing girls, you know shit!!"

　　"...I don't understand, but am I not underpants..."

　　"..."

　　Wu Shaobai's mouth twitched, but the audience laughed uncontrollably.

　　In laughter, Wu Shaobai looked at Hou Zhen:

　　"You... do you think I can't hear you when you say I'm farting?... Hou pants, you're talking nonsense, believe it or not, the next time you encounter it, it won't be fart."

　　"That is……?"

　　"Learn about incontinence?"

　　"Oh ho... I'm not coming, I'm not coming, Mr. Wu, I'm wrong, isn't it?"

　　"Hahahahahaha..."

　　In the audience's laughter, Wu Shaobai continued to say in order to prevent the audience's emotions from going astray after fixing the current situation:

　　"Everyone, look, in ancient times, Bai Niangzi saw Xu Xian by the Broken Bridge. She was suffering because she had no excuse to strike up a conversation, so it was raining, and she deceived Xu Xian's umbrella. Right?"

　　"Hey, it's a fairy tale."

　　"Where's the Cowherd? Didn't we take advantage of Zhinv's bath and secretly took her clothes, attracting Zhinv to look for her, and the two started?"

　　"That too."

　　"That's enough, what does this story tell us?"

　　"Tell me."

　　"Tell us that the beginning of love has to be a hooligan first!"

　　"Hahahaha~"

　　"Wah la la la la la..."

　　Although the words were a bit rough, the big guy laughed and commented. He felt that although Mr. Wu's words were rough, the truth was not rough, so spontaneous applause broke out.

　　"Look~"

　　Wu Shaobai spread his hands:

　　"Although your father's way of approaching a conversation is unreasonable for the beautiful girl, but for your mother, it is successful in attracting her attention. As the saying goes, a man chases a woman and a woman chases a man. Layers of gauze. In the past few days, one is a husband and the other is a concubine, so I am so familiar with it. Since then, your father has always pretended to be sick and ran to the hospital every now and then. And, although he is stupid It's a bit more, but it's very cultural, and it's a different excuse every time."

　　"What excuses are there?"

　　"You think, he can't go directly to the infusion room. He has to find an excuse to ask the doctor to open two bottles of glucose or something. That thing is not harmful to the body, so that he can get close to your mother. So, he always goes first. Find a doctor. Come up and say: Doctor, I'm sick."

　　"Huh, direct enough."

　　"The doctor didn't think there was anything wrong at first. Since the patient came, let's see the doctor. As soon as I heard his words, I asked: What's wrong?"

　　"What did my dad say?"

　　"AIDS."

　　"Huh~~~~ good guy."

　　"Hahahaha~"

　　Hou Zhen waved his hand speechlessly:

　　"Isn't this just anti-three vulgar antis?"

　　"Hahaha~"

　　"..."

　　Wu Shaobai glanced at his apprentice subconsciously, seeing this is not the way, the apprentice's ignorant and shining eyes just stared at him like that.

　　Quickly wave your hand:

　　"Don't talk nonsense! The child is still here... Remember, AIDS is a disease that attacks the immune system, and it's scary."

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　　This sentence was said to Chen Youyou, and then he continued:

　　"The doctor was also shocked when he heard it. Ask him: Has it been diagnosed?"

　　"What did my father say?"

　　"He nodded! He said: Well! It's been diagnosed. You can open two bottles of glucose for me, and I'll just go for an infusion. By the way, is Pingping on duty today? Can she pierce me? And these words It's over, your father..."

　　"Are you going for an infusion?"

　　"Isolated."

　　"Okay~ This excuse is really bad."

　　"Who said no? Later, after waiting for the results of a series of tests in the isolation ward, the big guy kicked him out after he found out that he was lying. It worked. So after thinking about it, I made another excuse. Then I went again. This time, he found the doctor again: Hello doctor, I have a foreign body sensation in my eyes all day today, and then I lost my appetite, so I took two bites I'm full, I still want to vomit, but my stomach keeps gurgling."

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　　"Hey, that excuse sounds pretty good."

　　"As soon as the doctor heard it, he thought that this is still human..."

　　"Hahaha~"

　　"What is this called..."

　　Hou Zhen didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

　　But Wu Shaobai continued:

　　"Although the doctor can't figure out what he wants to do for the time being, he has paid a registration fee, so he has to receive it properly. So he started to look around and ask. Do you smoke? "

　　"Hey, that's kind of polite."

　　"When the doctor heard this, he thought that this person was a little stupid? But he couldn't say it directly.

　　"Oh, I'm asking if you usually drink alcohol?"

　　"Yes. See if you usually have a history of drinking or something, and then... after your father finished speaking, he was coaxed out by the doctor again."

　　"What did you say?"

　　"The doctor asked: Do you drink? When your father heard it, he smiled and nodded his head: Hmmm! Now? The beer is white, can you bring Pingping with you?"

　　"Heartless!"

　　"Hahahahaha~".