Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

Chapter 636

　　"Anyway, after going back and forth, the young couple got together under the persuasion of the hospital."

　　"Oh? Or was it arranged by the hospital?"

　　"Nonsense! Just like him, if the hospital doesn't match up, then maybe the whole hospital will be driven crazy by your father."

　　"Okay~ that's enough."

　　"In short, the two of them met, knew each other, fell in love, and finally got married."

　　"And then there is me?"

　　"not at all."

　　"Ok?"

　　"After the couple got married, they have been together for three years, and have no children. Friends, you don't know. My dear, I am worried about Master Hou Baolin. There is no hair. But there is no way. I don't know how much I ate, but I have no children. What can I do?"

　　"Oh?"

　　"At this time, someone came to help... Four Seven Zero..."

　　"……Um?"

　　"????"

　　Hou Zhen and the audience were stunned.

　　"Everyone, you see, this kind-hearted person is warm-hearted. What a good person, after hearing that the old Hou's family has no future, I will help you..."

　　"????"

　　"You wait a moment..."

　　In the somewhat speechless expression of the audience, Hou Zhen stopped Wu Shaobai.

　　"Professor Wu."

　　"what?"

　　"...Who is this person...?"

　　"Why are you asking this?"

　　"Bullshit! It's not like that!"

　　"what's wrong?"

　　"Others can't give birth to children, so he's here to help? Is it like a word? My dear, is this person you? Can the princes and generals borrow seeds?"

　　"Pfft...hahahahahahaha!!!!"

　　Under the stage, Zhou Xun couldn't hold it in anymore, and he leaned back and forth with laughter.

　　Wu Shaobai rolled his eyes and pointed at her:

　　"It's her!"

　　"Hahahahahaha..."

　　"Who is it!!"

　　Hou Zhen pushed him:

　　"Don't talk nonsense."

　　Looking at Zhou Xun who covered his face instantly and trembled all over, Hou Zhen shook his head speechlessly:

　　"Sometimes people will sue you for defamation."

　　"Hahahaha~"

　　In the audience's laughter, Hou Zhen sighed:

　　"I can hear it. You, make it clear, is it to help or help with ideas?"

　　"Oh, right, right... Hey, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm wrong, I'm helping out with ideas."

　　After hearing Wu Shaobai's words, Hou Zhen nodded:

　　"Hey, that's just the thing."

　　"That's right, Miss Zhou Xun can help you come up with ideas..."

　　"Hahahaha~"

　　There is no electronic big screen at the North Exhibition, so at first everyone didn't know who Wu Shaobai was referring to, only the audience in the front row.And at this moment, when they heard Zhou Xun's name, everyone was smashing stars because of him.

　　But no one thought...

　　Zhou Xun, who was no longer shaking at this moment, heard Wu Shaobai dare to talk about himself, so he simply stood up and pretended to be angry.

　　It doesn't matter when she stands up... Originally, it was only a small group of people nearby who recognized her and knew that she was listening to cross talk at the scene.But when she stood up, everyone saw her appearance.

　　"Oh!!!!!"

　　All of a sudden, the cheers broke out.

　　In the cheers, Zhou Xun fiercely raised his fist at Wu Shaobai, and Wu Shaobai quickly pressed his hand:

　　"Hey, brother Xun, I was wrong, I was wrong, sit down. Everyone, applause to Zhou Xun, Zhou Gongzi~~"

　　Hearing his words, Zhou Xun raised his hand with a smile and greeted all directions.

　　The audience's cheers and applause suddenly sounded:

　　"Wah la la la la~"

　　It's really a weekly news.

　　Zhou Xun actually came to the scene to listen to the cross talk?

　　And it seems to be very familiar with Mr. Wu?

　　For a time, everyone looked at the stage with great curiosity.

　　But Wu Shaobai didn't say much, because this meeting has already come to life, so he can't talk about it.So just say:

　　"Brother Xun, give your father an idea, saying that there is a Niangniang Temple on Miaofeng Mountain in the west of Beijing, which is the most effective. If it doesn't work, let your parents go and worship, and come back with a clay doll tied with a small red rope... …”

　　Hearing this, Hou Zhen nodded and suddenly surrendered to Zhou Xun:

　　"Hey, Young Master Zhou, I thank you for bringing me into this world."

　　"Hahahahaha~~~"

　　……

　　"Your father hugged you and shouted, why is this child spitting shit!?"

　　"Spit shit?"

　　"Yes, and right at this moment, there was a sudden flash of lightning in the sky, and a lightning struck down... Kacha!! The whole house is bright like daytime...   Only then did your father realize that it was not the child who was there. Spit shit."

　　"That is……"

　　"Take it down."

　　"Did you take it down?...Fuck you."

　　Taking a sip, the audience instantly burst into thunderous applause:

　　"Wah la la la la~"

　　In applause, the two bowed and stepped down.

　　The core of tying the doll is actually the interesting things that happened in the stage from tying the doll to the birth of the child.

　　But as Wu Shaobai said before.

　　Even if it is a traditional job, every cross talk actor must perform something that belongs to him.

　　This is qualified.

　　Therefore, his version of the tethered doll is almost a half original innovation, but it also has a traditional living framework, and the effect of the on-site production is extremely good.

　　Especially after the weekly news was smashed, the atmosphere at the scene was thoroughly entertaining.

　　Wu Shaobai and Hou Zhen on the stage really played a transparent game with swords, guns and sticks.

　　However, when the two finally finished speaking, the time was precisely stuck at the juncture of 28 minutes.

　　Exactly.

　　The performance is extremely wonderful, but also does not occupy any time of the actors behind.

　　All the baggage, the jokes, the rhythm, the size is just right.

　　The audience who heard it was so hearty, even when Xu Jie ran out to announce the curtain, the applause didn't stop.

　　"Now, please enjoy the cross talk: "My Life", performers: Guo Degang, Yu Xuan."

　　"Oh!!!"

　　The cheers grew louder.

　　At the backstage, Wu Shaobai took the handkerchief handed by Xu Jie and said thanks:

　　"Thank you, Miss Xu."

　　"Well, it's hard work, Shaobai."

　　Sister Xu said with a smile.

　　Wu Shaobai shook his head:

　　"fine."

　　"Well, hurry up and take a sip of water in the back, take a breather, just now Teacher Guo and Teacher Yu said that you will be returning."

　　Hearing this, Wu Shaobai was not surprised and replied:

　　"Okay, Sister Xu, let's go down first. Mr. Hou, please."