Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da
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"Either pedal on three wheels and put away the old refrigerator."
"...hahahahaha..."
"Either bring the keyboard and spit the fragrance!"
"Alright, alright..."
Wu Shaobai hurriedly stopped Kong Yunlong to stop him from continuing to speak, but who knew that Kong Yunlong slapped his chest:
"Born to be a human being! You are a man of great arrogance!"
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"Okay!"
Wu Shaobai pushed him, pinched his waist and said speechlessly:
"The front ones still sound like human words, but what's in the back? You've already used the keyboard as an internet troll, so what's so beautiful!? Show your face?"
"What do you know?"
Kong Yunlong, who returned to the microphone, seemed to flatten the folds on his jacket with some love, and said to Wu Shaobai:
"I think, even if the world rots into a shithole, that's not why I eat shit!"
"Good guy..."
"Hahahahaha~"
"Ouch... tsk tsk tsk..."
Hou Zhen shook his head with disgust.
"Everyone knows this good word, and you've used it all today."
"Anyway. Friends, it has always been a dream of mine to be a doctor. What a sacred profession it is, and it is so tall in my heart, but you are looking at... Look at this one now Virtue."
He pointed to the side, Wu Shaobai was stunned, looked at himself, looked at Hou Zhen again, and then pointed at Hou Zhen:
"Look at what you are doing now!"
"Who~ he's talking about you, what are you referring to me?"
"Um……?"
Wu Shaobai was stunned, looked at Hou Zhen, and then looked at himself...
"Is he talking about me?"
"nonsense!"
Hou Zhen rolled his eyes:
"I didn't go against the three vulgarities again. The shampoo room is about to become your home, so who else can you talk about?"
"Hahahaha~".
Chapter 716
Wu Shaobai looked a little late, and following Hou Zhen's suggestion, he turned to look at Kong Yunlong:
"You mean me?"
"right!!!"
Kong Yunlong nodded vigorously, looking upright inside and out.
Wu Shaobai was taken aback and said:
"Second Kong, are you going crazy? You just tell me what's wrong with me?"
"What's the matter with you? Can't you tell me if you can't stand it? You said that your good doctor doesn't do it, what are you doing in our line!? Ladies, when did Wu Shaobai come? 16 years. 16 years I When I first saw him... good guy, that guy is called a white guy~ his face looks puffy, a pinch of water~ he's tender and white, and he looks good..."
"Hey hey... I'm so embarrassed to say that. Third brother, you are not bad. My favorite of Man Deyun Club is you."
"Hey, a pair of stinky shameless people."
Hou Zhen spit out [-] sentences.
Kong Yunlong is still boasting:
"My friends, who is he? Teacher Yu's first disciple. We came to Deyun Club on the first day, and we were still in Tianyuan. When we arrived, my master, Mr. Guo Degang, introduced us: This will be the future Your apprentice and brother, his name is Wu Shaobai, and he is Uncle Yu's apprentice. The backstage people looked at this child...how do you think it is called a liking. According to Mr. Zhang Wenshun Zhang's words: This child has some spiritual energy, which is good seedling."
"Hehe, third brother, I like you the most..."
Kong Yunlong ignored Wu Shaobai who approached him and continued:
"How wonderful. If someone flips through the videos on the Internet, they can see that when Wu Shaobai first appeared on stage, it was with Xiaoyue and Yue Yunpeng. The two of them were together. How good the cross talk he said at that time~ The two on stage People are talking there, and some of our brothers and sisters are listening and having fun. What a talented person. But!"
Just when Wu Shaobai covered his face in embarrassment, suddenly, his style changed.
"But! Ever since this guy came! Everything has changed! Wu Shaobai is no longer the old Wu Shaobai with red lips and white teeth!"
"...?"
Hou Zhen was stunned.
A second ago, he listened to Kong Yunlong with disgust, and it sounded derogatory, but it was actually a compliment to praise Wu Shaobai's flattery, but the next second, when Kong Yunlong pointed at him, others would be stupid.
"???"
And the audience looked at his demented appearance and laughed uncontrollably:
"Hahaha~"
Wu Shaobai was also stunned for a moment. He glanced at the direction Kong Yunlong was pointing, and then looked at Hou Zhen. Naturally, he stood with Kong Yunlong and pointed at Hou Zhen:
"It's you! You little boy!!"
"?????"
Hou Zhen seemed to think that there was someone next to him. Following the direction they were pointing, he also turned his head and glanced at him. After confirming that no one was there, he pointed at himself speechlessly:
"I?"
"Correct!"
The two said in unison.
Wu Shaobai looked like a puppy's legs, but after saying this, he also felt that something was wrong, he turned his head and asked in confusion:
"He? Marquis? ... Mr. Kong, you must have figured it out."
Then, like a two-faced man, he stood next to Hou Zhen:
"This is the Hou family. He and your master are together... Come, take a good look at this face."
"Why do I look at pigs?"
"I haven't heard of it, who is the pig? He told you to take a good look at me!"
Hou Zhen pointed at himself, and Wu Shaobai also said:
"That's right, take a good look at this... this one, we don't dare to talk nonsense, do you hear it? Otherwise, you may have to quit."
As soon as he finished speaking, Kong Yunlong nodded heavily and said very simply:
"Don't be afraid! Retreat! Retreat!"
"Hahaha~"
Hearing the straightforward answer, the audience burst into laughter.
And this answer shocked Hou Zhen and Wu Shaobai.
The two looked at each other...
"Mr. Hou... he... did he mean he was going to quit?"
"It should be... or if you were asking him, I didn't hear it clearly."
"Okay...that, Mr. Kong!"
"what!"
When he raised his voice like that, Wu Shaobai was taken aback and took a step back subconsciously.
"Good guy, is Yunzike so upright?"
"That is."
A stalk of Kong Yunlong's neck:
"Let's go! I, Kong Yunlong, swear to God, I'll be woo woo woo when I come back..."
Wu Shaobai covered his mouth:
"Brother, stop talking."
"Hahaha~"
Seeing that he took the initiative to follow Cao Yunjin's words when he quit, who was considered to be "rumours" by the audience, the audience laughed at first.
But immediately because other people didn't know the truth or fake of this news, they had the intention to find out, but the people of Deyun Club didn't say anything...
So laughing and laughing, the boos came out:
"Applause!!!"
In the boos, Hou Zhen grabbed Wu Shaobai:
"Why did you stop him? He didn't kowtow to the second master Guan. It's not a big deal."
"You are making trouble!"
Wu Shaobai rolled his eyes:
"Isn't this nonsense, if he wants to go, the uncle and aunt must be here, he has no place to kowtow, let's go with a hammer and go!"
"Hahaha~"
Spreading the hand covering Kong Yunlong's mouth, Wu Shaobai asked speechlessly:
"No, fine, why did you quit?"
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