Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

　　"Nonsense! I can't get enough!"

　　"Hey!!!~~"

　　"I can't eat enough!"

　　"Applause!!!"

　　Listening to the boos from the audience, Kong Yunlong waved:

　　"You two are the same raccoon dog now! Friends, I'll put my words here today, I just can't get used to the two of them! I don't have a place for the master here, and I won't stay in Guangde Tower anymore! I'll go right now. In the backstage waiting room, there is a statue of Guan Er Ye, I knock it down even if I knock it down! Everyone! Goodbye!"

　　"Ehhh~"

　　Wu Shaobai stood on the spot and grabbed a handful of Kong Yunlong's hand, but he broke free and walked straight down the stage.

　　And at this moment, Hou Zhen suddenly ran from behind Wu Shaobai:

　　"return!"

　　Saying that, he rushed to Kong Yunlong's side in a few steps and grabbed his arm.

　　"You come back to me!"

　　"What are you doing!? I can't get enough to eat under you two! I'm leaving! Why are you stopping me!?"

　　He was still muttering when he was grabbed by Hou Zhen and returned to the microphone, but Hou Zhen waved his hand:

　　"Don't tell me this. I ask you, are you leaving?"

　　"right!!"

　　The upright appearance caused bursts of laughter again.

　　"Not coming back?"

　　"That's right!!"

　　"Aren't you on the same stage with me?"

　　"Old and dead do not communicate with each other!"

　　"Got it."

　　Hearing this, Hou Zhen responded, and instantly grabbed his hand towards Kong Yunlong's jacket.

　　"Mr. Hou! Ai! What are you doing! Why are you taking off his clothes!"

　　Looking at the two people who were lying on the ground and tearing up, Wu Shaobai shouted and took a few steps forward.

　　Meanwhile, out of sight of the audience, he sighed.

　　"Ugh.".

Chapter 717

　　"Pick the Jacket" is a very traditional group comedy.

　　But it is also a job with a clear division of labor and easy to do well.

　　The position of these three people is very, very clear, that is, the opening joke leads to the contradiction with the person who is tired, and then the two sides start to fall in the middle, and then after the root cause of the matter is stated, they start to turn to the burden .

　　It's that simple.

　　It doesn't matter how big the bull with the greasy seam at the back is, as long as it can be rounded back, there will be no problem at all.

　　So the brilliance of this life is actually all in the back, not in the front.

　　When Wu Shaobai wrote this paragraph, he originally planned to follow the tradition and enter it from the Taiping lyrics.

　　Later, when the writing was finished, and when he found Kong Yunlong and began to talk about it, he did not object at first.

　　Because the essence of "Pick the Jacket" is in the back.

　　However, since Cao Yunjin's incident happened on the 18th, Kong Yunlong found him within two days.

　　Just tell him:

　　"Shaobai, the work in front of the jacket has to be done all over again."

　　Wang Hui's kneeling was a bit of a stimulus to him.

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　　In other words, now the entire Yunzike people are holding a fire in their hearts.

　　Don't keep this fire in your heart, it's really like a stick in your throat.

　　And Wu Shaobai, who saw the anger in his heart, changed the previous one beyond recognition, in fact, in order to fulfill him.

　　Although the uncle won't let you say...

　　But there is no size on the stage. I said on the stage that it is always fine, right?

　　With such an idea, Kong Yunlong directly chose to be tough and showed the audience what Cao Yunjin looked like when he quit.

　　Although I don't know how much the audience can understand...

　　But at this moment, Kong Yunlong was allowed to vent.

　　But in the same way, including Hou Zhen, the three people knew that if Guo Degang and Yu Xuan knew about this, Yu Xuan would be fine, Guo Degang might lose his temper.

　　But this is the case, Kong Yunlong also feels unpleasant to vomit.

　　……

　　"Mr. Hou, let go of him, let him go."

　　Wu Shaobai helped Hou Zhen up, and Kong Yunlong's jacket, which had no folds, was also unbuttoned, and his clothes were wrinkled. At this moment, he was crawling up from the ground.

　　"You're going to die with the surname Hou!? Why are you stopping me!? I want to quit! I can't eat enough!!!"

　　"Nonsense! Why didn't I stop you?"

　　Hou Zhen shouted.

　　Wu Shaobai quickly waved his hand:

　　"Ai ai, let's stop arguing in front of the big guys. You guys are here to listen to the cross talk, not to listen to the two of you scolding the street and fighting. Well, Mr. Hou, what are you doing?"

　　Looking at Hou Zhen, who was out of breath, Wu Shaobai asked in confusion:

　　"Why are you stopping him?"

　　"Bullshit! Why didn't I stop him? He can't go! Got it?"

　　"Why? Let him go when he leaves. I didn't say it, but with his ability, within three years, he will starve to death outside. Just leave if you want, why stop him?"

　　"Whoa, whoa, whoa..."

　　As soon as Wu Shaobai finished speaking, the audience spontaneously applauded.

　　Hearing the movement, Wu Shaobai quickly squeezed his hands:

　　"Don't make trouble. Didn't you see that you were trying to persuade you to fight?"

　　"Hahaha~"

　　And Hou Zhen still shook his head:

　　"He can't go!"

　　"Why can't people leave? Can't you see it? This is because he has long wanted to quit, and we are not his masters. If the uncle is standing here and he wants to leave, then he will have to suffer according to the old manners. The punishment of dripping sour oil is enough to ruin your throat and take your job. But the problem is that it is the uncle and him, and it has nothing to do with us. How could he go? Wouldn't it be nice to starve him to death with less scourge in the world?"

　　"it is good!!!!"

　　"Oh!!!!"

　　"Whoa, whoa, whoa..."

　　Wu Shaobai's remarks were clearly talking about Kong Yunlong, but in fact, everyone, including Kong Yunlong who showed an understanding look, knew that he was talking about Cao Yunjin.

　　It's a comfort to hear that.

　　But Hou Zhen still shook his head:

　　"He can't go! Do you know? If he goes out or not, it has nothing to do with me for half a dime. Even if he wants to come to my door for dinner, I shouldn't see it. Others can leave, but the jacket must stay!"

　　"Why?"

　　"Because that jacket is mine!"

　　"...Hahaha~"

　　Seeing Wu Shaobai's stunned appearance, the audience burst into laughter.

　　Wu Shaobai was stunned for a while, then looked at Kong Yunlong, who was pinching his fingers, and then looked at Hou Zhen...

　　"Is the jacket yours?"

　　"Yes! The jacket is mine!"

　　"This……"

　　After thinking for a moment, he patted Hou Zhen on the shoulder:

　　"Teacher Hou, don't worry, I'll ask."

　　Saying that, he turned his head.

　　"Second Kong Kong."

　　"what!"

　　"Don't yell at me."

　　Wu Shaobai waved his hand:

　　"I'll ask you one thing. All right?"

　　"Say!"

　　"If you want to leave, I won't stop you, senior brother, anyway, I wish you a bright future, if you really can't live outside, come back and kowtow to your master and admit your mistake, and he can forgive you. Speaking of me in one sentence, I can also give you face and continue to let you come back. But there is one thing, let's score indiscriminately!"