Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

　　"No refunds, no refunds! We want to listen!!"

　　"Hurry up, the saber-toothed tiger will bite you later!"

　　"Hahahahahaha..."

　　In the roar of the audience, Wu Shaobai pressed his hand:

　　"Come on, let him speak slowly. If he doesn't tell me one, two or three today, I'll kill him."

　　"Hahahaha~"

　　"...cough cough."

　　After a long silence, Kong Yunlong raised both hands.

　　A 1 is drawn with one hand and an 8 is drawn with the other.

　　"18 nurses... 18 coughs..."

　　As he spoke, he was about to cry himself.

　　Wu Shaobai nodded with a smile and said to the audience:

　　"It's called crying with joy..."

　　"Hahaha~"

　　"Everyone, remember, today is the day when the box was sealed, and it was also the day of the consecration of the gods by the third master. After this pass, I don't believe anyone in the world of "Pickling the Jacket" except for the third master Kong. Good! Isn't it!?"

　　"Yes!!!!!"

　　The roar of the audience was a high-pitched one.

　　"Come on, third master. Tell me, you can see it with your own eyes. You have to tell me how ugly you are, or everyone will be unhappy. "

　　Wu Shaobai put him on the shelves one by one while holding back.

　　At this time, Hou Zhen said:

　　"Or... let me change it."

　　"Hahahahahaha~"

　　"call……"

　　Amidst the laughter of the audience, Kong Yunlong took a deep breath.

　　In an instant, the entire audience fell silent.

　　Everyone's eyes were focused on Kong Laosan's face, wanting to see what he would say.

　　"This one……"

　　He paused:

　　"Nurse, this profession... is great."

　　"That's right, that's definitely not wrong."

　　Wu Shaobai nodded.

　　"This, this... it's like this."

　　"Oh?"

　　"Mr. Hou, he really likes to eat."

　　"nonsense."

　　"As for his son, he also likes to eat!"

　　"It's the same as never said."

　　"This kid... eats very fast! Just... that's what, he's so energetic! You know what? Turbo!"

　　"Hahahahahaha~"

　　"I've never heard of it. Turbocharged? So the last time this saber-toothed tiger has to be a V8 engine?"

　　"Hahahahahahaha~"

　　Hearing Wu Shaobai's words, Kong Yunlong scratched his head.

　　"no!"

　　"That is?"

　　"12 cylinder big self-priming!"

　　"Oh~~~"

　　Wu Shaobai nodded:

　　"It means his son, our younger brother is not only a saber-toothed tiger, but also has a V12 engine that starts with a large self-priming and less 8.0 displacement? ... Then can it still be transformed? I shouted directly when I saw the milkman. : Forklift people, assemble! And then Squealer went from saber-toothed tiger to human form? Isn't this fucking Transformer?"

　　"Hahahahaha~~~"

　　In the audience's laughter, Wu Shaobai turned his head and pointed at Hou Zhen:

　　"Mr. Hou, cow!!"

　　"Hahahahahahaha~".

Chapter 722

　　"Pfft...haha...haven't heard of that!! Transformers! No! My son doesn't have an engine! No turbo!"

　　Hou Zhen waved his hand while laughing.

　　Wu Shaobai nodded and turned to look at Kong Yunlong:

　　"Second Kong, did you hear that? It's a saber-toothed tiger without an engine!"

　　"Hahahahaha!"

　　"..."

　　Kong Yunlong opened his mouth, and his face was full of tears.

　　The audience almost fainted from laughing at his expression, while Kong Yunlong rubbed his hands there, wiped his mouth, and looked down at the jacket he was wearing from time to time...

　　"Don't look at the jacket, you put it on for me! I can't explain it today, I'll sew the jacket on you!"

　　"……Row!"

　　Kong Yunlong nodded heavily, looked at Wu Shaobai and thought about it...

　　Suddenly, there was a bang on the table.

　　Wu Shaobai was startled.

　　"Since that's the case... then I'll tell you what to listen to!"

　　"Oh?"

　　"What the hell is going on at 29!"

　　"Ok!"

　　"Speaking of which... It's a matter of human relations, right?"

　　"...Why did you say this all of a sudden?"

　　Wu Shaobai was a little puzzled, and Kong Yunlong continued:

　　"Have you heard something?"

　　"Which one?"

　　"Anyone who is born with a vision is a person with great responsibility from heaven!"

　　"Hey, that's an old saying."

　　"I ask you!"

　　"Ok!"

　　"How long was Qin Shihuang born?"

　　"what!"

　　Wu Shaobai's fan was on display, and his face was full of elegance:

　　"You can't beat me! Qin Shihuang was born twelve months pregnant by his mother!"

　　"Not bad! Born in twelve months, the first emperor of the ages! Then I'm asking you, how many months is Emperor Yao?!"

　　Hearing this, Wu Shaobai first said to the audience:

　　"Emperor Yao, the predecessor of Emperor Shun, was the emperor of our early China. He was one of our five emperors."

　　After speaking, he looked at Kong Yunlong again:

　　"I also know that, Emperor Yao's mother is more than fourteen months pregnant!"

　　"Look, this is a little longer, right? Then I'm asking you, Nezha..."

　　"You wait a moment."

　　Wu Shaobai quickly stopped Kong Yunlong who wanted to continue talking.

　　"I understand what you mean, this is an ancient superstition, that the longer a child stays in the womb of the mother, the more successful the child will be in the future. But it is actually a superstition. , and, as a doctor, I can tell you responsibly that if the child is full-term but has not given birth, every extra day the child stays in the mother's body will increase some unnecessary risks. So, you say this, in I'm all superstitious here, and can't be used as any scientific proof. What's more, there is no such person in the history of Nezha, and our younger brother, don't forget, he is a saber-toothed tiger, and it should not be able to stay for so long in reason. Otherwise Whoever swallows a needle in the stomach must panic?"

　　"Hahahahahaha..."

　　The audience burst into laughter again, while Kong Yunlong nodded heavily:

　　"Yes! I mean... mean... this kid can eat for a reason! He's been in our aunt's belly for a long time! He... he's hungry! You know? You're still hungry. I can eat two more bowls of rice! Right!? He... he... he is a saber-toothed tiger himself! He can eat!!!"

　　"Hahahahahaha..."

　　"Alas!!!!!!"