Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da
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"Come on, listen."
Wu Shaobai pointed to the booing auditorium:
"Do you think everyone is satisfied with your answer? ... Are you satisfied?"
“Not satisfied!!!!”
"pardon!!!!"
"Elephants can eat more than saber-toothed tigers!"
"Hahahahahaha..."
I don't know which audience suddenly came up with a sentence, not to mention the audience under the stage, the three people on the stage also burst out laughing.
And Kong Yunlong didn't know why, but he started to cry while smiling.
The way he stood on the stage and covered his eyes with his arms seemed to exude a pitiful feeling of being weak and helpless.
Wu Shaobai forcibly pulled him back and said:
"It's okay, life is full of flavors, and life needs to laugh right. Come on, please continue your performance."
"I...I'm so..."
"Hahahahaha~"
Hearing this, Wu Shaobai turned to look at Hou Zhen:
"Duo Bamboo, you, look at how difficult it is for a child."
"Hey~
Hou Zhen showed a greasy smile:
"I'm not afraid that he will starve to death."
"Hahahaha~"
And Hou Zhen's words seemed to remind Kong Yunlong, with a "bang", he knocked on the table again.
Wu Shaobai was really taken aback this time. Without any psychological preparation, he instinctively took a step backward.
"..."
"Hahahahaha..."
"You're going to die! Third Kong!"
Listening to Wu Shaobai's words, Kong Yunlong pointed to his nose:
"He's hungry! You know what?!"
"...Did you say this just now? Then what?"
"Then you can eat it! Just... just eat a lot! Soybean juice was eaten for breakfast that day! Everyone else is from out of town! This nurse is local! She is not an old Yanjing person, and she is not used to drinking soy juice! This child is also Likes to drink soy juice! You know what! He... he... he... he's hungry!!!!"
When he said this, Kong Yunlong looked hysterical and manic.
Wu Shaobai nodded while listening, and after he finished speaking, he asked:
"Oh~ you mean, that morning, because the other milk buns were not used to drinking soy juice, they didn't eat breakfast?"
"Yes! Then the others have no milk, and the child eats too much! Only one slap can be caught!"
"Hahahahaha~"
"He... he has a big mouth! He has a big mouth! You know? That big mouth is the same as Yao Chen! Does Yao Chen know who it is? Guo Furong! Just like the "Wulin Gaiden", it's overwhelming!!! Ha!!! That slap and big mouth, it looks like a fart..."
"You're just farting!!"
"Hahahahaha~"
Pushing Kong Yunlong, Wu Shaobai stood up straight:
"Sister Yao Chen, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, based on artistic creation, our grandfather will compensate you."
"what?"
Hou Zhen was stunned for a moment, then Wu Shaobai pressed his head and pressed it directly!
"sorry!!"
"Hahahahaha..."
The audience was no longer happy, and after getting up, Wu Shaobai pointed to the box:
"You have to say it, the person who caught the scene said it! Zhou Xun's mouth is not small!"
"You are farting!!"
Zhou Xun leaned on the railing and shouted.
This time, all the audience looked up at the location of the box.
After seeing Young Master Zhou, Qi Qi let out a cheer:
"Oh!!!!!"
Zhou Xun waved his hand with a smile, and shouted again:
"This reason doesn't work! Next!"
"Hahahahaha~".
Chapter 723
Zhou Gongzi is indeed a frequent visitor to Guangde Building.
The old audience has basically seen it.
Not fresh at all.
She is like a naughty elf, and occasionally you will see her in the first row, and occasionally in the box of Guangde Building.
And in private, she is actually a good talker. After the show, she usually asks for an autograph or a group photo and agrees very happily. In addition, she frequently interacts with Wu Shaobai on Weibo. Everyone knows that the two have a very good relationship. friend.
After that letter from home, the friendship between the two became clearer.
To be reasonable, Wu Shaobai sealed the box today, and it is normal for her to appear.
After holding Zhou Xun and smashing it, Wu Shaobai pointed at Kong Yunlong:
"Mr. Kong, did you hear that? This reason is not valid. The mouth is big, and the food is good fortune, wealth, longevity and happiness. Such a person has a broad face and a loyal minister. In the past, men were noble women and prosperous husbands, but A good face. Yao Chen's face is not bad~ You said this... I don't really believe it. Why don't you change it, the big guy said it? "
"Yes!!!"
"...Shaobai, I really won't quit, why don't you forgive me."
Kong Yunlong hugged Wu Shaobai directly, begging all over his face.
Wu Shaobai shook his head:
"That can't be done, third brother, come on. Today is the day of your consecration, congratulations to you!"
"I... I... woo woo woo..."
The third brother cried again.
Wu Shaobai turned his head and looked at Hou Zhen and said:
"Are you happy? Teacher Hou?"
"Hehehe~"
"Hahaha~"
"This this... this..."
Kong Yunlong hesitated for a while this time, but in the end he couldn't think of what to say, so he said without choosing:
"This... we are ordinary people."
"Ah."
"You have to eat breakfast."
"Correct."
"There are many kinds of early tricks!"
"good."
"For example, in Tianjin, gaba dishes, beef buns and fruit grate, this is a set."
"……Fine."
"When we arrive in Henan, it's Hu spicy soup and refueling buns."
"……as long as you are happy."
"When you arrive... in Chongqing, then you have to eat small noodles. Oh, the small noodles in Chongqing are delicious..."
"That's right, that's right, the nanny in Chongqing knows this best."
"Hahahaha~"
In the audience's laughter, Kong Yunlong's face became bitter, while Wu Shaobai turned to look at Hou Zhen and asked:
"Am I right? Mr. Hou."
"Almost, but the one in my family likes to eat Maoxuewang."
"Hahahaha~"
The two were laughing with the audience, but at this moment, they suddenly saw Kong Yunlong slap heavily:
"I know!! I know!!!! I know so much!!!!"
"Hey, you're going crazy."
Wu Shaobai said something, but Kong Yunlong suddenly became excited:
"I see! Soybean juice! Soybean juice!! You know what? Baby!!"
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