Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da
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"My dad is gone?"
"Correct."
"Then... Shaobai! That's what happened!"
"Oh?"
"Isn't it winter now, my dad went to burn a boiler for Hou Ye's house! Let me state here, I won't quit, okay? I have enough to eat, Deyun Club is my home! Even if I'm rotten here, I have to occupy What a pit! On the day Deyun Club goes public, there must be a share of my original stock!! I am afraid that I will starve to death outside if I quit! Our family originally had a house in the second ring road, and I bought it myself after earning money. My master paid for the decoration of my house... My house already had a house, and my dad went to help him burn the boiler! Did you know! What Hou Ye sells is not horse manure! It's briquettes! More than [-] briquettes! !!anthracite!"
"Applause!!!!"
With the audience's voice, Wu Shaobai laughed:
"Haha, brother, did you hear it? Everyone doesn't recognize it!".
Chapter 727
Hearing this, Shaobing looked at the audience who were still booing him, and pointed directly to the next stage:
"What kind of audience is this?"
"Hahaha~"
"You don't care about the audience, bro, briquettes aren't that expensive, that's not a valid reason, repeat."
"Uh……"
The biscuits were at a loss for words.
And Wu Shaobai pointed to the side:
"It really doesn't work, you two make a string of confessions. It's okay, I can do it. As long as the big guy approves, I don't mind if you eat on the spot."
"Oh!!!!"
"Okay, okay, don't coax!!"
Shaobing pressed his hand silently, then turned his head to look at Kong Yunlong:
"Second Kong, are you crazy? Why did my dad pick up horse manure and get a suite in the Second Ring Road?"
"I can't do it either. It's no use to catch up, so what's the matter? Lord Hou insists on taking off my jacket!"
"Then it's over if you give it to him?"
"Nonsense! Why don't you give it!"
"I……"
The biscuits were stunned for a moment, and then said wryly:
"I asked Aunt Yu to borrow it. There is something here!"
"Ah~~~~"
"Nonsense, I also asked my aunt to borrow it, and my aunt is waiting for me to come home and take a bath together!"
"Hahahahaha..."
"What a mess... why is it so messy!"
Yu Xuan said wordlessly.
Wu Shaobai stopped:
"Master, don't worry, you let the two of them discuss it slowly. I'll pay later, I don't feel happy if one of them dies today!"
"Hahahaha~
Listening to the laughter of the audience, Wu Shaobai handed the first sentence to the audience:
"How is it? Are you happy today?"
"happy!!!"
"Hahaha~"
The other three laughed.
Then I heard the biscuits cry:
"It's so hard... woo woo woo..."
And Kong Yunlong rolled his eyes:
"Nonsense! You don't know, I just met a saber-toothed tiger with eighteen nurses!"
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!"
"Have you two discussed it?"
"Uh... well!"
Shaobing quickly adjusted his jacket, turned his head and said:
"Brother, that's what happened. This... horse dung, you know?"
"Nonsense, isn't that what you're talking about!"
"No, I mean, what's the shape of horse dung?"
"...Circle, what's wrong?"
"Round... that's right!"
A slap on the pancake:
"Think about it, that horse dung is round, it looks black, it's round and rumbling, that thing... that thing doesn't look like a medicine pill!"
"Ok?"
"Hahahahaha~"
Listening to the laughter of the audience, Shaobing seemed to think that he had found the right idea:
"Look, it's big and round, and it's still yellow and black. It looks like the Angong Niuhuang Pill from your Tongren Hall."
"go!!"
"Hahahahaha..."
"That thing was eaten... a big supplement!!"
"Okay!! Don't say it!!"
"Don't, look, that thing swallows such a piece, it will soar in the daytime!!"
"never heard of that!!
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"
"I heard that I was going to die on the spot!! Go go go! What a mess!"
Wu Shaobai pushed and stabbed the biscuits to shut his mouth.
"Like words? Are you like words!"
At this time, Kong Yunlong said:
"Well, isn't the Shaolin Temple Da Huan Dan in the movie "East and West Accomplished" the boss?"
"Huh!!!"
Wu Shaobai's face full of disgust can no longer be done:
"Have you two never been beaten by a Shaolin monk!! Dare to say this!!!"
"Applause!!!!"
Don't talk about him, including Yu Xuan, even the audience is full of disgust.
This shit is so disgusting.
But it was still very fun.
Hahahahaha~
This life is so interesting.
Don't know who wrote it...that's awesome! !hahaha~
I've never heard of such an interesting jacket!
……
"Little Four, what's behind?"
Zhang Helun couldn't help but ask Cao Heyang, who was preparing for the next appearance.
His cheeks that would laugh hurt.
I can't take it anymore.
Cao Heyang shook his head:
"The next one is not a job, it's a mess. I came with the master."
"Smash the field?"
"Correct."
"This... ok!"
Zhang Helun breathed a sigh of relief.
"Otherwise, I'm really afraid of laughing and dying here."
……
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