Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

　　"Who wrote this, why are you so disgusted?"

　　Yu Xuan asked Hou Zhen with disgust on his face.

　　Hou Zhenyi waved his hand:

　　"Big brother, who else can you be other than your unlucky apprentice!"

　　"I almost vomited."

　　"Hahahaha~"

　　On the other hand, Wu Shaobai pretended not to hear the two of them talking.

　　There is a kind of wanting to cover up the taste.

　　But it doesn't seem a little awkward that the whole performance is so devised by the two people on the stage.

　　This shows how successful Wu Shaobai's creation of this version of "Picking the Jacket" is.

　　All the buttons and burdens have been concentrated to a...completely different realm.Regardless of the wind and rain outside, the audience will only be happier the more they listen, without the slightest dissatisfaction.

　　Even many people can't hold back their urine and are unwilling to leave.

　　I'm afraid that if I go to the toilet, I will miss the next joke.

　　And unknowingly, many audiences sweated.

　　I laughed so much, my muscles were exhausted.

　　……

　　"You can't do this, and the audience can't agree. It's disgusting. Pie~ Brother, let's change it."

　　Hearing Wu Shaobai's words, Kong Yunlong also nodded:

　　"That's right, you're even more outrageous than mine... It's disgusting!"

　　"How dare you say it!"

　　Shaobing pushed him:

　　"It's not that you are unlucky enough to participate in the 20th anniversary of Congliang, I can accompany you to suffer this crime!"

　　"Okay, okay, hurry up, there is no way, there is no way, I can take off the jackets of the two of you."

　　Hearing Wu Shaobai's prompt, Shaobing thought for a while and clapped his hands:

　　"I see!! Listen to this!! This is definitely right!"

　　"Well, okay. Whatever you want. You'll be happy anyway."

　　"That's it, this...where is the racecourse?"

　　Kong Yunlong on the side quickly said:

　　"Shandong, Shandong Peninsula!"

　　"Shandong Peninsula...yes!! It's the peninsula!! You think, Shandong Peninsula!...That...that's by the sea!! The place where Penglai Immortal Island was in ancient times!"

　　"If you dare to say that horse dung is an immortality medicine, then Qin Shihuang's coffin board will not be able to hold it!!"

　　"Hahahahahaha...".

Chapter 728

　　"No, no, what a mess."

　　Biscuits wave their hands:

　　"It's not that. I mean...that place in Shandong...that's good! Are there any friends from Shandong at the scene?"

　　"..."

　　After this sentence was handed down, the audience was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly a big brother shouted:

　　"I'm Shandong Di!"

　　Because it is in Shandong dialect, it will be very fun to listen to here.

　　Cheers and applause erupted in an instant.

　　"Oh!!!"

　　"Wah la la la la~"

　　"Look, look, look!"

　　Shaobing pointed to the next stage:

　　"Shandong! Outstanding people! Do you know?"

　　Wu Shaobai looked dazed and turned to look at Yu Xuan and Hou Zhen:

　　"What did he say here?"

　　Yu Xuan waved his hand:

　　"You let him finish."

　　"Okay, you go on."

　　The biscuits were stunned for a moment, then opened their mouths...

　　It looks like it's stuck.

　　"Uh...I...what did I say?"

　　"Edit now?"

　　Wu Shaobai rolled his eyes:

　　"Shandong, outstanding people."

　　"Yes, yes, Shandong, outstanding people! That place is so good! This, this... One hundred and eight generals in Shuibo Liangshan, do you know that there is a little song in our cross talk?"

　　"Oh?"

　　""Painting Fans"."

　　"Ok!"

　　"The "Water Margin" in this fan painting~~~ Liangshan heroes are at the top~~~ Song Jiang, Chao Gai and Wu Yong~~~~ Yu Qilin~ Li Kui~ and Shi Qian~~~"

　　"..."

　　"..."

　　"..."

　　The "Painting Fan" sung by Shaobing's broken gong voice is definitely not good, but the basic tone is still there.But when he finished singing, everyone including Wu Shaobai was stunned.

　　Wu Shaobai looked at Yu Xuan and said:

　　"Master, do you... have an opinion on me?"

　　"What's the matter?"

　　"I have sung this "Painting Fan Face" if I have sung it at [-] or [-]. It started when the second sister (Cui Ling) placed the Dragon Gate Array in the tall building, from the first fan painting of Yanjing City to the final painting of the Crystal Palace... [-] I was stunned that I didn't know there was a "Shuibo Liangshan"...what? You still have a hand."?"

　　"Why do I hide my hand!"

　　Yu Xuan quickly waved:

　　"Nothing! Your master taught me the same way when I was studying! The songs he sang here were either made up by your uncle, or he made up, or you made it up yourself when you wrote this work. Where am I hiding my hands?"

　　"Hahaha~"

　　Yu Xuan seems to be addicted to "planning work", and keeps "spoilers" there.

　　But the audience just recognized this, and the laughter never stopped.

　　Wu Shaobai scratched his head:

　　"EMMMM... Okay. Brother, what are you trying to say? We won't say whether there is water in Liangshan in "Painting Fan", you continue to talk."

　　"This... this..."

　　Shaobing scratched his head again, and then clapped his hands:

　　"Yes! What I mean, this... This Shandong horse is good! The fight against Liangshan heroes will start, this... You think, they will fight Fang La, right? Where is Fang La?"

　　"Zhejiang."

　　"Ah? Zhejiang? Not Inner Mongolia?"

　　"...Who are you asking?"

　　"Hahaha~"

　　Seeing Wu Shaobai's rolling eyes, Yu Xuan was also happy:

　　"Not in Inner Mongolia, Zhejiang does not produce horses, hurry up, you can change it."

　　"Te Fang La is not in Inner Mongolia..."

　　Shaobing had a sad face, hesitated for a while, and clapped his hands again:

　　"Yes! Zhejiang!"

　　"Hmm, then what?"

　　"You think, from Shandong to Zhejiang, there will be no trains in the Song Dynasty, right!? How can the Liangshan hero get there?...Is he not allowed to ride a horse? This... this... Riding is good! Riding is really good! quick!"

　　"...Are you putting a hammer in the east and a hammer in the west to fart here?"

　　"Hahaha~"

　　"What are you in a hurry for! Listen to me! That...Shandong horse is very good! You think, a long-distance car... No, a long-distance horse! This road knows that horsepower will see people's hearts over time! Right?"

　　"It's still an old saying~"

　　"Yeah, so this horse... this horse... it... it has to eat well! Drink well! Run long distances, and exhaust energy quickly! It eats a lot!"

　　"So a horse has to be followed by eighteen milk buns, and it's a lot of fun to eat when you're hungry?"