Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da
Page 629
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"
"...Yes! It can be eaten! It can be pulled if it can be eaten! Right! It can be pulled if it can be eaten! So there is a lot of horse dung! What should I do if there is too much horse dung?"
"Oh?"
"If there's too much horse manure... Mr. Kong, I will strangle you to death!!!"
The biscuits really couldn't go on, so he turned his head and pinched Kong Yunlong's neck and pressed it to the ground.
"Hey hey hey!"
Several people rushed up to pull:
"Brother! Calm down! Calm down!"
"¨"If you can't commit it, you only need a jacket, and you won't risk your life!"
"Master Hou! Master Hou, please apologize! This is driving people crazy!!"
"Hahahahahaha..."
The three of them managed to pull away the biscuits riding on Kong Yunlong, and the collapsed biscuits sat directly on the ground and began to cry.
"Why is my life so miserable...Wow..."
"Hahahaha~"
Seeing this, Wu Shaobai pointed at the sesame cake and said to Hou Zhen:
"Mr. Hou, are you talking about something else..."
Hou Zhen scratched his head:
"It's not that I don't change it, and what he said is not right. My horse has no milk buns, it grows up on kelp!"
"What's the use of that!"
"Wait!!"
Before Wu Shaobai finished speaking, suddenly, Shaobing stood up and pointed at Hou Zhen:
"What did you just say?"
"Uh……"
"What did your horse grow up on?"
"... Kelp, what's wrong?"
"I know!!!!"
(Lee's) "Bang!"
The biscuits also hit the table heavily.
"Ouch...are you two here to demolish the house or what..."
Wu Shaobai was startled, but the biscuits waved:
"Friends! I finally know!! Kelp...hahahaha...kelp!! Horses eat kelp...hahahaha..."
"Come on, this is another one who has driven crazy."
As soon as Wu Shaobai finished speaking, Yu Xuan hurriedly handed a sentence:
"Master, be safe. There are not many people in the Yunzi Branch. If you kill them one by one, there will be no one."
"Hahahaha~"
And the biscuits don't care:
"That horse dung! You know it! It's edible!! Do you know why?"
"Oh?"
"It...it's in the sea!!"
Hearing this, Wu Shaobai scratched his head and asked to buy:
"...Hamma's?"
"Hahaha~".
Chapter 729
"What a mess!"
As soon as the biscuits waved his hands, his face was full of energy.
"What do you think, let me ask you, does Shandong rely on the sea!"
"……Yup."
"His horse farm can have kelp, does it also depend on the sea!"
"...Isn't this nonsense?"
"Let me tell you, what my dad picked up wasn't horse manure at all! He...he...he said he split! It wasn't horse manure at all! It was sea urchin! You know? Sea urchin! This...this... Shandong Peninsula, Bohai Bay, the water is good! Do you know? If the water quality is good, it has sea urchins! Sea urchins, friends. Have you ever eaten them? That thorny thing! There are many kinds! Kind of, but! It has a scientific name! That scientific name is called horse dung sea urchin! So first, it can be eaten!!! Second, it can be sold for money!!! And it is very expensive!!! My dad went to pick it up It's not horse dung! It's horse dung and sea urchins!!! His horse farm is close to the sea!! The seabed is full of horse dung and sea urchins!!!! Horses!!!
"it is good!!!!!"
"Oh!!!!!!"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa..."
"Hahahaha~"
The audience's applause was loud, and the sesame seeds shook twice, panting heavily, wiping sweat with a handkerchief, looking really tired.
Wu Shaobai suddenly realized:
"Oh~~ Horse dung sea urchin, let alone, horse dung sea urchin is really a species. It was first introduced from Japan. It feeds on algae and mainly lives in shallow sea reefs, gravel, sand and other places... ...So, what your dad picked up wasn't horse manure, but horse manure and sea urchins?"
"Yes!! Sea urchins are so expensive. The last time we went to Xidan for dinner, that Japanese restaurant has more than [-] sea urchins. We didn't dare to order it, right!"
Hearing this, Wu Shaobai nodded:
"Don't say it, there really is such a thing... Mr. Hou, then on your side..."
Hou Zhen was stunned for a while, then grinned, and patted his hand on the table:
"I'm talking about something, listen!"
"Hahahaha~"
"Again?"
Wu Shaobai, Shaobing, and Kong Yunlong all looked at Hou Zhen in unison.
Yu Xuan also looked at him in surprise:
"Do you want to die?"
"Nonsense! What a joy to chat today~"
Hou Zhen smiled happily.
"You said my horse ranch is big and it's near the sea. His dad goes to pick up seafood by himself, what's up with me? Right? I'm short-sighted now, and I saw him carrying a bag of round things from far away the other day. Just like horse dung, I asked him a mouthful, he said it was horse dung, he took it back and sold it, seven or eight hundred one, big tonic! What does that have to do with me, right?"
As soon as the voice fell, the audience under the stage shouted:
"Correct!"
Hou Zhen's reaction was also fast, and he pointed to the next stage:
"Look at..."
"Ai ai, you wait."
Suddenly, Yu Xuan stopped him.
Hou Zhen was stunned for a moment and asked in confusion:
"what happened?"
Just see Yu Xuan smiling:
"Talking today... so enjoyable?"
"Oh!!~?"
Hou Zhen made a long tone and looked at Yu Xuan:
"Brother, do you want to..."
"Snapped!"
Yu Xuan patted his chest:
"Why don't you call me for such a good thing? Come, come, take a break, I'll chat, okay?"
"Oh!!!!!"
Instantly, the audience cheered.
Hou Zhen laughed and took a step back:
"You come, you come."
"Hahahaha~"
Yu Xuan laughed and patted Wu Shaobai:
"Master~"
"Eh~"
Wu Shaobai nodded with a smile:
"Master, what's the matter?"
"It's really fun to listen to!"
Looking at the thumbs up from the master, Wu Shaobai twitched the corners of his mouth, turned his head to look at the two sighing, and said speechlessly:
You'll Also Like
-
People are collapsing iron and possessing all the worlds
Chapter 1023 1 hours ago -
Zongman: The only male protagonist is surrounded by female protagonists
Chapter 305 1 hours ago -
Adult Comics: Double-crossing Qin Dynasty to support Zhao Ji at the beginning
Chapter 245 1 hours ago -
Tomb Raider: Becoming an Ancient God, Starting from Seeing the Indestructible God
Chapter 427 1 hours ago -
After the breakup, I became the undead monarch in the end times
Chapter 110 1 hours ago -
The Emperor of Red Mansions: Many Children, Many Blessings, Opening Draft
Chapter 332 1 hours ago -
I, the super rich crown prince, will build the richest country
Chapter 350 1 hours ago -
I wrote a diary in Zongwu, complaining about the sky, the earth and the air
Chapter 317 1 hours ago -
I, the Pokémon Master, join the chat group
Chapter 130 1 hours ago -
Genshin Impact: Supreme Justice of Teyvat
Chapter 191 1 hours ago