Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

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　　"This grandson is too bad, right? Xinhua Dictionary sells 20, and he really gives me 20 as a year-end bonus?"

　　Hou Zhen stretched out two fingers and said speechlessly in the audience's laughter.

　　Wu Shaobai nodded:

　　"That day, Mr. Hou cried with joy at the dinner table!"

　　"Okay~"

　　Hou Zhen waved his hand:

　　"Too stingy."

　　When Wu Shaobai saw that Hou Zhen had returned to normal, his heart widened, and he continued to talk step by step.

　　"The annual meeting is held at noon. After the meal, the Deyun Society was considered a complete success last year. Everyone disbanded each other. As for Mr. Hou, he has the 20 yuan in his hand. This is not a good feeling in my heart..."

　　"No, it's only 20 yuan, and it's not enough for the round-trip toll."

　　"I'm thinking about the new Ma Tai that I agreed with my daughter-in-law... What can I do about this?"

　　Wu Shaobai spread out May Four Seven's hands, looking sad:

　　"I don't have enough money for a taxi back here. Come on, save it. Let's walk back~"

　　"Good guy, it's pathetic enough."

　　"Going back this way, the more I think about it, the more sad I feel in my heart, and my mind is in a trance... I've worked hard for a year, not to mention that the Xinhua dictionary is so thick... You just gave me a whole old man's head meaning, and it's enough for me to take a taxi and go back. Are you buying 20 catties of pork head meat? Why did you give [-]... Ladies and gentlemen, this person, when he is in a trance, tends to drift when he walks. Then, Mr. Hou is still old, and he walks erratically all the way. Still talking about: Year-end bonus, year-end bonus, year-end bonus…”

　　"Look at you, how miserable I am."

　　As soon as Hou Zhen finished speaking, he heard Wu Shaobai say:

　　"As a result, an old lady came face to face."

　　"Oh?"

　　"The old lady looked at him who was walking erratically. She didn't think much about it at first, but when she got close, she listened to him talking: Year-end bonus... Year-end bonus with the thickness of Xinhua Dictionary... Suddenly, she stopped you all of a sudden. already."

　　"Yo? Why are you stopping me?"

　　Wu Shaobai's figure looked a little hunched, and his voice became a little old:

　　"Cough, boy~"

　　"Hey! The old lady has eyes."

　　"Hahaha~"

　　Hou Zhen's delightful words did not cause Wu Shaobai any sneer, he just continued to say in this old voice:

　　"You just attended the annual meeting?"

　　"Eh, yes. Auntie, what's the matter with you?"

　　The two started role-playing.

　　"It's alright, I just saw you walking and fluttering... This is a lot of money, right? Ladies, how much Mr. Hou loves face? In front of a stranger, he was embarrassed to say that as an actor of Deyun Club, the year-end award is given to him. Did you give me 20 yuan?"

　　"Yes, of course not. What did I say?"

　　"You look at the old lady, tell a lie in your heart, and pretend to be happy: Hey, aunt, to tell you the truth, I paid 5. The old lady nodded after hearing: [-]? Almost? enough……"

　　"Ok?"

　　Hou Zhen and the audience were stunned.

　　Then I saw Wu Shaobai continue to say in an old voice:

　　"Young man, Auntie can't lift her arm a little, you help me grab my shoulder~"

　　"Oh, the old man can't lift his hands."

　　"Yes, Lord Hou is also kind."

　　"That's right, it's a pleasure to help others."

　　"Just grab the shoulders for this aunt. Then..."

　　"Pfft..."

　　"????"

　　Hou Zhen and the audience looked at Wu Shaobai who suddenly lay on the ground...

　　Senseless.

　　"Help, he knocked me down... ouch... my arm is broken... lose money... cough cough... [-]..."

　　"Hahahahaha~"

　　"You're not going to die!!"

　　The audience who reacted burst into laughter, while Hou Zhen gritted his teeth and roared as he looked at Wu Shaobai on the ground.

　　Wu Shaobai got up from the ground and said into the microphone:

　　"As soon as you look at it, you say that this is the encounter with Pengci'er. Quickly explain: old lady, get up quickly. Also pay 20 yuan... To tell you the truth, our man gave out [-] yuan for the year-end bonus today. Here, isn't it, I'm still holding it in my hand. You, if you want to go, don't you die?"

　　"Hahahaha~"

　　"As soon as the old lady heard this, she immediately got up from the ground. She glared at Hou Zhen: The year-end bonus is only 20 yuan? My dear, what are you doing? Why are there so few?"

　　"What did I say?"

　　"My Deyun Club is talking about cross talk. When the old lady heard it, she said directly: Yo~~~"

　　"Oh, that bitch."

　　Hou Zhen waved his hands in disgust.

　　Wu Shaobai continued:

　　"Deyun Club is such a popular cross talk group, and the year-end bonus will only give you 20? You must not starve to death, boy? Hey, tell me earlier, it will delay aunt's work! Or... you don't talk about cross talk, and I learn from aunt. Porcelain, it's easy to teach and teach..."

　　"Hahahaha~"

　　"Let her die!"

　　Hou Zhen spat:

　　"This old lady is too slippery."

　　Wu Shaobai spread his hands:

　　"When this happened, Lord Hou quickly gathered his mind. Otherwise, if a person who touches porcelain will even give him twenty dollars to leave... let alone go to Singapore Now, even going to the Majia Wonton Shop on Taishan Road, Xinjiekou, to eat a bowl of wontons is exhausting."

　　"Hey, yes. For 20 yuan, can you just eat a bowl of wontons?"

　　"Master Hou thought to go home quickly. All the way back home, his daughter-in-law ran over excitedly as soon as they met..."

　　Speaking of this, he sank into his dantian and hoarse his voice:

　　"Monkey smash..."

　　"Hahahaha~"

　　Hearing this rough voice, the audience instantly found a sense of belonging.

　　Yeah.

　　That's what it sounds like.

　　Teacher Hou's daughter-in-law needs to hear this voice to be comfortable.

　　Hou Zhen also smiled and wiped his face:

　　"Hey, when I hear this sound, it's really aimed at [-] yuan."

　　"Hahaha~"

　　Wu Shaobai also laughed:

　　"That's right, 20 yuan is thicker than that."

　　"Okay!"

　　Pushing him, Hou Zhen waved his hand:

　　"Just 20 yuan and what's so beautiful~"

　　"Okay, okay. Anyway, as soon as he saw his daughter-in-law, Hou Zhen talked about it. His daughter-in-law became anxious when she heard about it... I don't know if the big guy still remembers that Mr. Hou's daughter-in-law knows martial arts..."

　　"..."

　　The audience was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly remembered.

　　Isn't the first time that Hou Zhen's wife "appeared" in the comic dialogue.

　　"I know~~~"

　　"The train station, looking for a thief~~~"

　　"Blood Light Disaster~~~"

　　The audience's voice sounded, and Wu Shaobai laughed:

　　"Sure enough, Mr. Hou, have you seen it? They are all our old viewers."

　　Hou Zhen nodded and pointed to the audience:

　　"My wife hates you so much."

　　"Hahaha~".

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